Chapter 154: Humor Has No Realm Monthly Pass)
After a while, the Ziwei Star, which had drained the star element, was finally completely dim and hidden in the sky.
As the purple star gradually disappeared in the sky, the red light bloomed on Xiao Xiangxiang's beautiful face. She immersed the soul of the amethyst into her eyebrows and successfully completed the upgrade. She had risen from the seventh level of the Taoist fetus realm to the fifth level of the bitter sea realm.
In modern terms, it's like taking a helicopter.
"Congratulations on advancing!"
Xu Xiaotiandao.
"Congratulations, too!"
"What are you congratulating me?"
"Congratulations, you don't have to be my bodyguard to show off!"
“??”
"You try your best to help me improve my level, just to get rid of my burden, so that I don't have to be my bodyguard."
"I have never thought so. As long as you want, I am willing to protect you and be your bodyguard."
"Do you like me?"
Xu Xiaotian remained silent for a long time.
"What if I go crazy one day? Do you still like me as much as you want, protect me?"
"good!"
"Sure enough, all you love is my appearance."
“??”
"You seem to be less humorous."
Xu Xiaotian recalled an incident in his previous life and said, "Then I will tell you a humorous story. In my senior year of high school, you can understand that it is the third-level class of the college. There was a classmate who went to Internet cafes every day and never attended classes.
"cybercafe?"
"Oh, it's the place to play games."
"oh."
"But he took every exam and never lacked any exams. He was the last score every time. Later he learned that before each exam, the second to last in the class would give him the last ten yuan King Game member card, and beg him to take the exam."
"This story doesn't seem to be quite humorous."
Then I'll say one more.
During the reign of Emperor Taizu of the Ming Dynasty, an eunuch stopped a minister and insisted that he tell a joke. The minister said, "Once upon a time, there was a person..." and then remained silent for a long time.
The eunuch hurriedly urged: "Low, what about below? Then he said..."
"There is nothing below..."
"What's missing?"
Xiao Xiangxiang also urged to ask.
“??”
Xiao Xiangxiang seemed to react in an instant. Her face was flushed, and finally burst out with a "puff" laugh, laughing so brightly, revealing a row of snow-white teeth.
"You seem to be a little humorous, but this story is a bit humorous to girls."
"Ho ho."
"Don't you feel tired after following me so invisibly?"
"It doesn't matter whether you are tired or not. The key is whether you are worth it or not. It is my honor to be able to play for a beauties like you."
This is a true saying to Xu Xiaotian, who is in the flowers of his female disciples.
Wasting one of his clones to specifically protect a person has indeed broken his historical record.
"I'm a little tired, so I'll borrow something from you."
Xiao Xiangxiang's peach blossom eyes are rippling.
"What do you think?"
"Borrow your shoulders and lean on it."
"good."
Xiao Xiangxiang smiled slightly and leaned her head gently on his right shoulder.
"Strange, why does your body seem to have no temperature?"
"Yes, I am actually just a clone. My deity is in Zizhi Peak."
Xiao Xiangxiang looked at him carefully, gently touched his body with her green onion fingers, and sure enough, she felt a flash of light and a phantom appeared.
"Hmph, you men don't have a good thing! Even protecting me is just a clone, why not me? Get out of here!"
Xiao Xiangxiang's pretty little courage turned red with anger, and suddenly bounced from the ground and stomped his feet.
Women are indeed the most troublesome animal in the world. They are too unsatisfied.
Xu Xiaotian sighed and turned around.
"Then I'll get out."
"I think pretty well. I told you to get out of here. Did you tell me to get out of here? Forget it, it's better to have a ghost than nothing."
This woman is really unreasonable. It hurts so much that I can't get out.
The two stopped talking and walked forward silently.
On the way, I found many shadows of the second-level monsters in the heavenly level, the first-level monsters in the earthly level, and the white wolf.
Good guy, this monster is divided into the fourth level of Heaven and Earth Xuanhuang. It is extremely difficult to find this monster of Heaven and Earth.
The two of them instantly wiped out the monsters and took away their inner elixirs. The inner elixirs of such monsters are good treasures, but Xu Xiaotian is not interested in them. However, they are of great use to Xiao Xiangxiang.
Walking in the darkness, Xiao Xiangxiang sensed the heat of monsters rising from afar. She was still nervous and said, "Hey, wooden man, can't you lead me away?"
Xu Xiaotian smiled bitterly and gently held her warm tenderness. He felt the fragrance of fat coming, and his mind was rippling.
"The stone man without temperature!"
Xiao Xiangxiang complained.
She suddenly felt in her heart: she seemed willing to let the man in front of her hold his hand and walk on, and would rather this path be an endless dead end.
Xu Xiaotian said again: "I want...I want..."
Xiao Xiangxiang blushed and said, "What do you... want to say?"
She was really worried that if this boy suddenly said something like "I want to kiss you" or something, she wouldn't know how to answer.
Xu Xiaotian held her tender hands tightly and said softly: "Xiangxiang, I feel that there is no turning back if I hold your hand!"
Xiao Xiangxiang felt sweet in her heart and remained silent.
The two of them walked around a few more bends, and the road ahead gradually became spacious...
Xiao Xiangxiang suddenly said, "I have a fire note! I almost forgot!"
She took out a small bottle from the storage bracelet, opened the bottle cap, and there were many fireflies flying out...
The light of fireflies on the dark forest path is like a unique scenery, full of longing for light.
Xiao Xiangxiang smiled and said, "This kind of flying insect is not a firefly, it is a kind of fire ant from the Night Demon Kingdom of the Western Regions! A flying ant! It will burn when it encounters the wind!"
She murmured: "Sri Xiye, burn my holy fire!Sri Xiye, burn my holy fire!"
Silently activate the true energy, and push forward with both palms... The palm wind everywhere, the fire ant instantly surged by hundreds of times, spontaneously ignited, turning into a shiny little fireball, lined up in long lines, illuminating the entire passage like hanging lanterns...
Half an hour later, the lanterns made up of fire ants became dimmer and dimmer, and finally went out...
The place where the fire ants were destroyed appeared, a ball of grass shining with blue light.
Blue Soul Grass? The legendary Blue Soul Grass has the power to turn the sky.
Xiao Xiangxiang gently pulled out the blue soul grass and put it into the storage bag.
Xiaotian sighed: "This kind of fire ants is indeed extremely spiritual. Their lives are very short-lived. They burn themselves, illuminate others, and then they are wiped out in the short-lived glory! When the fire light is extinguished, their life light will be extinguished..."
After a long time, they walked out of the primeval forest and harvested many rare treasures during this period. Of course, of course, they were all taken away by Xiao Xiangxiang.
Late at night, everything is silent.
They came to a small town alley in Xiuguo.
Suddenly, I heard a woman's sob.
They found a woman with long hair in disheveled clothes crying deep in the alley.
When he approached and asked the reason, the woman choked and said, "I was violated by a pervert!"
"Is it okay?"
“He grabbed my chest from behind and immediately let it go.
"Isn't that okay?"
"He said, it was so unlucky. I didn't expect it to be a flat-breasted man."
"Then why are you crying?"
Chapter completed!