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【003】Congratulations to Mr. Zhang for his nanny(1/2)

Some people say that they sneeze because someone mentioned themselves, and Zhang Sen sneezes a lot today.

He sneezes all the way back to the magical cabin, and then returns to his room. Although it does not require a specific occasion, he still prefers to make magical props in private spaces.

This time I won’t point to Bingbing. After all, he hopes to get magical props to treat his virtual disease. This virtual disease is really disgusting because everything is virtual, but it is uncomfortable and real. For example, you always feel like you are running nose, but you have nothing to do with your nose, let alone sneezing.

He took out a bottle of medicine produced in Yongyuanguo, which is specially used to treat mental illnesses, and his direct motility:

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Aberrant psychotropic drugs

Durability: 1o/1o

Magical attributes: [Abnormal] Passive: Swallowing pills has a certain chance of mental mutation, 2o% is benign mutation, 5o% is malignant mutation, and 3o% remains unchanged.

Note: Want to see the twisted world?

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After reading the properties of the drug, Zhang Sen silently threw the medicine bottle into the dimensional safe. This thing had only a 20% chance of mutating in a good direction, and he didn't want to commit suicide.

He then took out a bottle of exactly the same medicine and had the ability to move again:

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Psychological medicine of mom

Durability: 1o/1o

Magical attributes: [Cute God] Passive: Swallow the pill and will become a Q-version cartoon form, immune to all mental attacks, and all creatures will be hostile to users by 50%.

Note: I feel so cute after eating!

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Zhang Sen thought about it and still didn't eat this thing. Although it should be able to treat his mental illness after eating it, he still couldn't accept that his body became a cartoon character in the Q version.

As a pure man, how could he accept his style becoming a Q version? Resolutely, decisively, and refuse!

Zhang Sen put the medicine bottle into the dimensional safe, thinking that he might be able to use it in the future, then took out another bottle of medicine and continued to make it:

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Crazy psychotropic drugs

Durability: 1o/1o

Magical attributes: [Crazy] Passive: Swallow the pill and you will fall into a state of madness, greatly increasing your mental strength, and at the same time, your physical defense will drop slightly.

Note: I feel dry all over.

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Zhang Sen quietly threw the medicine bottle into the safe, which was still not what he wanted.

He felt that he might not be able to get the props he wanted today even if he fought with psychotropic drugs, so he decisively changed direction.

But it’s a big trouble to choose something, so I’ll just point my finger at Bingbing…

Zhang Sen was lazy and then took out a lot of items, started pointing at Bingbing, and picked up a candle with a strange look on his face.

This should be the kind of candles used on the birthday cake. They are colorful and look very happy.

"Ah!"

Zhang Sen sneezes, then rubs his nose with his index finger, and thinks about it or decides to try using it.

Although the possibility of the birthday candles appearing in the props you want is very low, don’t forget that there is still a wish before your birthday. Perhaps you can realize your wish by lighting the candle and then blowing it out.

So Zhang Sen still has the ability to move with the candle:

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Fasting birthday candles

Durability: 1o/1o

Magical attribute: [Fast] Passive: When the candle is lit, all creatures in the same space are forbidden to eat.

Note: Blow the candle first, then eat the cake!

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After reading it, Zhang Sen nodded. This is a good prop, and at some point it can even play the role of a magical tool.

For example, if a foodie like Nicea prepares a big meal and lights a candle and says it is a candlelight dinner, Nicea will probably be fasted to collapse. After all, it is impossible to eat, and its lethality to foodies is simply terrible.

Zhang Sen took out the copy mirror and directly copied several fasting candles. Then he picked up one and decided to try it.

The so-called "treat" is to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, and a bet is to turn a motorcycle into a jeep.

Zhang Sen has never lacked the spirit of adventure, so he decided to take a gamble to see if he could create what he wanted. He first lights the candle, and then his motivation:

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Magical Dream-Emnipotent Candle Spirit

Durability:∞

Magical attributes: [Universal] Passive: The candlelight elf has extremely strong combat power, extremely strong defense power, and a large number of special abilities.

Dream attribute: [Candle Spirit] Active: Can summon candlelight elves to serve users.

Note: What is your wish?

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After reading the attributes, Zhang Sen immediately laughed out loud and reached it.

Isn’t this the mutated version of the Aladdin magic lamp? The Aladdin magic lamp is the God of Lamp, and the candle spirit here is him.

He pinched the candle that had become translucent and immediately summoned the candlelight elf.

In an instant, the illusory flames burning with the candle suddenly started to burn violently. The next moment, a burly giant with flames all over the body quickly formed, and the candle in Zhang Sen's hand naturally floated to its head and inserted it. It opened its eyes and looked at Zhang Sen and said, "Master, what are your instructions?"

"I'm sick. Can I treat my disease?" Zhang Sen immediately spoke.

Zhu Ling looked at Zhang Sen, shook her head after a moment, and said, "Sorry, master, your disease is not within my treatment."

"Aren't you omnipotent?" Zhang Sen asked immediately.

Zhu Ling nodded and said, "Master, I do have ten thousand abilities. Do I have any consultation?"

“…”

Zhang Sen understood that the omnipotence here does not mean omnipotence, but that there are truly ten thousand abilities, and there may be ninety-nine thousand ninety-nine thousand abilities, or even ninety-nine thousand ninety-nine thousand abilities, but these are all specific abilities, and not everything can be done.

"Is there a way to make me feel more comfortable?" Zhang Sen thought for a while, resisted the urge to sneeze, and asked.

Zhu Ling stared at Zhang Sen and asked, "What kind of comfort is the 'comfort' that the master said? If it is the kind of comfort that the opposite sex engages in breeding activities, I can become a female image."

"Do you have a gender?" Zhang Sen asked speechlessly at Zhu Ling.

Although Zhu Ling looks very burly now, she has no pectoral muscles or muscles. She is just a huge and burly type, and she can't tell her gender at all.

Zhu Ling replied: "Master, I don't have a gender, if you need it..."

"No!" Zhang Sen interrupted immediately.

Next, Zhang Sen and Zhu Ling asked and answered each other, and finally figured out Zhu Ling's basic abilities.

This guy is actually a bodyguard, and he is a bodyguard with extremely strong combat power, and also has infinite durability characteristics, so strictly speaking, it is an indestructible existence.

However, its body can actually be defeated, but as long as the candle cannot be destroyed, it can still regenerate quickly.

Moreover, it does have many abilities, basically all-round housework, full-time cooking skills, and has extremely strong terrifying abilities such as search, reconnaissance, reasoning, anti-reconnaissance, tracking, concealment, moving mountains and seas, chasing souls for thousands of miles, extending life, cursing, and other terrible abilities.

Given that it does have a lot of capabilities, Zhang Sen asked it to cook.

After Zhang Sen finished the meal made by Zhu Ling, he directly appointed Zhu Ling as his royal chef and personal nanny. This guy has a large or small body, and even has a series of abilities such as invisibility. He is simply the best choice for nanny.

The most important thing is that it can also massage, and it can fully relax both the spirit and the body, and even sneeze less.

So, when Nicia came back from plastic surgery, she saw Zhang Sen sitting on the red sand without any image. Zhu Ling was floating behind Zhang Sen, pressing her hands on Zhang Sen's head for massage, and Zhang Sen moaned comfortably from time to time.

"Yes, use a little harder, yes...ah... it feels so comfortable!" Zhang Sen closed his eyes and pinched his hands into orchid fingers, just like Jacky Cheung was singing.

Zhang Sen felt the change of light and shadow in front of the door, opened his eyes and saw Nicia, and asked, "Nicia, have you found a job?"

"Teacher, how did you recognize me?" Nicia said in surprise.

Nowadays, Nicaia has changed its image a lot. Her skin is no longer the same color, but is white and red. Her head has been taken care of. Although it is still curled, it has been cut a lot.

If Nicea before, when others knew that he was of another race at a glance, then now he looks like a shy little boy.

Temperament and image have completely changed.

Shabi, behind the counter, actually thought that there were guests coming, but because Zhang Sen seemed to be enjoying the massage, he did not say "Welcome". Now he heard the conversation between Zhang Sen and Nicea and looked at Nicea with surprise.

"Although there is some change, the crown on your head is still there." Zhang Sen replied with a smile.

Only then did Nicia remember the crown on his head. This crown is a prototype artifact that can control the sea water in the sea. However, because it is not ranked high, it is not very valuable and is one of the relics left by Nipton.

"Teacher, what is that?" Nicaa touched the crown on her head, then looked at Zhu Ling and asked curiously.
To be continued...
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