When Captain Pu left, he was in a daze and vague manner.
Although he had known that the world was evolving, it was beyond his expectations that animals that had become sperm appeared so quickly.
Is this a little too fast?
After returning, he quickly reported.
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Bi Youlian had a headache, and her white lotus was gone again.
This guy ran around all day and saw her catch it and didn't lock it up.
"White Lotus!"
"White Lotus, where are you dead again? Why don't you come back for me quickly?"
"I won't give you food if I don't come back."
...
A cockatiel came out from behind the sofa and cursed: [I knew that I could threaten me with food. What else could you do except threaten me with this?]
【Have you made money?】
【do you have a boyfriend?】
【Have you bought a house?】
【There is so much trouble for someone who is poor.】
...
The neat mouth is unbelievable, it is spoken from the mouth of a parrot.
Bi Youlian stared at it: "White Lotus, you are becoming more and more capable, right? Where did you learn these messy words? Be careful that I keep you in a cage, and you will never think about going out again in your life."
[Woman, are you menopause? You have such a bad temper.]
Bi Youlian went crazy: "You are younger. Believe it or not, I'll pull out your feathers and stew a pot of parrot soup."
【Kill the bird, help me-]
The white lotus screamed, and Bi Youlian was so scared that she quickly grabbed it, pinched its mouth, and prevented it from shouting out.
"Please, uncle, stop shouting. Just be careful when you shout, you really attract the police... I won't be able to explain it clearly at that time."
The white lotus waves its wings and lets it let itself go.
[You know if you are afraid, just be afraid if you know if you are afraid. Don’t provoke me. You can’t afford to provoke me.
"Uncle, uncle, you are my uncle, okay? Are you still eating?"
The white lotus was picky and said that he would buy all the bargains for it. He had so many additives, so he was not afraid of poisoning it to death.
Just then, the doorbell rang.
Bi Youlian, who thought it was a courier, quickly opened the door, but saw community staff standing outside, as well as two uniformed men.
Bi Youlian was confused: "Uncle Qin, what is this for?"
Uncle Qin, a community worker, said: "Oh, I'm afraid you are treated as a liar, so I'll take a lead."
Bi Youlian’s question mark face.
However, when she thought of the news she occasionally saw, she seemed to understand it again - as a single woman, she really needs to pay attention to it.
"This is our evidence, and I have several questions to ask."
Bi Youlian took a look at the evidence and said that she couldn't tell whether it was true or not, but when Qin Bao was the surrogate, Bi Youlian still believed it and let someone in.
After sitting down, they took out their laptop and camera and asked her if she had a cockatoo called "White Lotus". Has it changed a lot recently, such as being particularly able to speak...
So, my parrot has become a sperm?!
Bi Youlian was stunned, so he could not believe it.
In what era can you still become a spirit?!
But the other party gave her an address and asked her to take Bai Lianhua there to apply for a "Fairy ID card" within three working days. There is also a one-month "Fairy Classroom". To put it bluntly, it is to tutor the masters how to "educate" their own children and let them grow into good citizens who are law-abiding.
"I'm on it? Shouldn't it be?"
"It has just awakened, and its consciousness is not obvious. You must come to your daily teaching work. After it is completely awakened, we will launch relevant courses..."
In addition, Bi Youlian is also reminded to download an official APP of "Fairy Classroom" to regularly upload the growth status of White Lotus.
They will visit the White Lotus for a long time based on the growth status of the White Lotus until it grows healthy and gains an independent personality.
To put it bluntly, before the White Lotus transformed into a completely independent lord, it was like a child, and everything was under the responsibility of the master Bi Youlian.
Are you sure you are not a liar?
Bi Youlian suddenly disbelief and thought that Uncle Qin had been fooled?
When she arrived at the scene, she had to believe it because the last time she changed her ID card was here. She took the number plate and was directly taken to the building inside.
"Sorry, our place has just been established, it's a bit messy... You can fill in here first."
Bi Youlian looked at the form in front of her, then looked at the cute and cute young lady in uniform, and asked, "Is there many like me?"
"It's also my first time meeting."
Bi Youlian: "..."
"But don't worry, although we are crossing the river by feeling the stones, we have a large team behind us. We will work hard to ensure the personal safety of every citizen and the legitimate rights and interests of every citizen..."
...
On that day, Zhao Yiran took his camera up the mountain again.
As he patted, he felt something was wrong behind him. When he turned his head, he saw nothing.
"who?"
"Who is behind me?"
"Is it you, my brother? It's scary, scary, come out quickly..."
Zhao Yiran thought he was the young man, but he was so bored and would go with him.
"I'm angry!"
However, after he shouted for a long time, no one came out, and even if he pretended to be angry, there was no one.
There was another movement behind him.
Zhao Yiran turned around again.
This time, I changed my direction.
"Brush..."
Change another direction.
"Brush..."
The sound of something sliding across the ground was always behind him no matter how he turned around.
A cold sweat came out from Zhao Yiran's back. He had always disbelief of this and couldn't help but think: Could he have bumped into a ghost, right?
Zhao Yiran became nervous, made a fake move, and ran away.
This run made the noise even louder behind me.
With a "brush", something caught his feet and hung him up.
Zhao Yiran screamed in fear: "Help!"
The camera also fell to the ground.
...
"It's a plant that has become a sperm? What a mess?" Miao Mingzhi was speechless when he heard the alarm.
Even the essence has emerged. How much has it been drunk?
I asked the other party if he called the fake police, but the other party said that it was a village cadre who called and said that the college student who went to the countryside had been tied to the tree by a sperm plant and did not allow anyone to get close to him, and would smoke whoever approached.
Miao Mingzhi: “…”
Are these people crazy?
I believe this?
Miao Mingzhi immediately brought people to the scene and saw Zhao Yiran, a college student hanging from a tree, and the plant that was pumped and kept no one from approaching.
Miao Mingzhi felt that his views were almost broken.
Just when he was so shocked that he didn't know what to do, another team of people appeared and said that it was the special management department, and they took over these.
The intern asked Miao Mingzhi in a low voice: "Brother Miao, is this what you said, the world is so big, is there anything strange?"
Miao Mingzhi: “…”
No, I'm not talking about this.
What I am talking about is so big that there are all kinds of strange things. What I am talking about is the strange things under the world, such as the scum who abandons his wife and children when he is young, has no money when he is old and has no money to raise his daughter, and if he doesn't raise him, he will rely on others' doorsteps...
This was the first time he saw this kind of shattering worldview.
Chapter completed!