Chapter 17: Li Banxian
So Li Fei owed his body and said to Teacher Mei Xin sincerely: "Teacher Mei, if you are willing to believe me, I can help you heal your foot injury!"
"Oh? Really? Do you understand medical skills?"
"Of course, actually, I came from a family of traditional Chinese medicine, but my parents passed away early, so I didn't become a great master in medical skills. However, I still have some minor illnesses like ordinary people, such as trauma and sprain, dislocation and fracture, what else, irregular menstruation, excessive leucorrhea..."
Except for the sentence that my parents passed away earlier, the more they were, they were getting worse and worse. Li Fei continued his endless speech with joy, and his saliva all spitted on Teacher Mei Xin's face, "Hehe, you may not know, I am a little famous in the medical field of China Overseas, and I am given a nickname..."
"Brave comparison?"
"It's not true, it's called Li Banxian!"
As he said this, Li Fei pretended to stroke the sparse three or two hairs of his mouth, as if he was stroking a goatee that symbolized superb medical skills in the legend!
"Is it true? Why can't I see it at all?" Mei Xin was still half-believing and half-doubting.
"Hehe, I'm called "real people not showing their appearances, but not showing their appearances! Do you know? The rules passed down by our ancestors of the Li family are usually not easy to treat others, just because you are my teacher. Otherwise, no matter how you ask me, I will not take any treatment!"
"That's it, then, I'll believe you once for the time being!" Although Mei Xin still refused to believe that the guy who was talking about running a train in front of her would be a master of traditional Chinese medicine, she still had hope and curiosity in her heart. Maybe this guy would be able to do something wrong, maybe he would be cured by accident! Then you don't have to go to the hospital, which would save you a lot of trouble?
"Teacher Mei, just look at it. With my Li Banxian taking action, I will get everything done in minutes."
"Will it hurt?" Mei Xin showed a fearful expression.
"It will definitely not hurt!" Li Fei said confidently, "Come on, stretch out your feet!"
Mei Xin raised her sprained right foot half-believingly and placed it in front of Li Fei. Oh, it was indeed quite serious, with red and swollen ankles, which were obviously larger than her left foot.
So Li Fei gently placed his palm on the wound, "Well, it's a bit serious, but who told you to meet me, Li Banxian, and the disease will be cured in minutes..."
However, just as Mei Xin turned her head in pain, Li Fei turned to the side and asked the evil god in a low voice: "Old dragon, why are you rubbing? Teach me quickly! It will be revealed soon!"
"Well, just tell her: You need to use massage to help her treat it. Traditional Chinese medicine massage has the effects of promoting blood circulation, removing blood stasis, relieving meridians and unblocking meridians, stopping bleeding and relieving pain!"
So Li Fei turned into a gourd into a gourd, processed the evil god's words, and then "translated" it to Mei Xin!
Hearing this guy speaks well, Teacher Mei Xin can't help but begin to believe the "Li Banxian" who has not even grown all the hair in front of her. "Then, be gentle, I'm afraid of pain..."
"No problem, but teacher, I will definitely close your eyes when you heal your wounds!"
"Oh? Why is this?" When I was in the hospital, the doctor never asked patients like this!
"Well, this is the medical practice habit that I, Li Banxian, have developed over the years. Ah, I won't explain it!"
Sister, are you still many years old? How old are you?
"Okay, I promise you, but you have to promise me that you are not allowed to peek at my personal privacy!"
"This, I guarantee my character and will never peek at any sensitive parts of the teacher, ok?"
Character? Do you still have character? Do you have a look at the whole body of a beautiful woman more than once? If it weren't for peeking at other people's balls, it would hurt, and no one would guarantee that this erotic embryo would do anything to corrupt human relations!
However, Teacher Mei believed someone's words by chance, and a beautiful pink rosy rippled on her face!
"Well, that's OK!" Mei Xin cooperated to close her beautiful eyes, her slender and beautiful eyelashes trembled slightly, so beautiful and charming.
Li Fei stretched out his evil big claw and held Mei Xin's jade feet in his hand. It was so exquisite and beautiful. In addition, Li Fei had not had breakfast at all, so his stomach was suddenly aroused by greed. With a rumbling sound, Li Fei couldn't help swallowing a big mouthful of saliva.
How charming is this? It is too long to increase one point, it is too short to decrease one point, it is too thick to increase one point, and it is too thin to reduce one point. Everything is just right, just like it is customized according to the golden ratio, and it is red in white, delicate and pink, which makes people love it!
So Li Fei gently rubbed his hands, and actually forgot that he was treating him and always thought he was flirting!
Mei Xin felt even more painful due to the pain of the sprain and someone's lowly flirting movements, and a soft moan came from her throat.
"Boy, put your paws lighter and rub them gently!"
As soon as the evil god finished speaking, a dazzling rainbow jumped out of the slingshot behind Li Fei's butt, then condensed in Li Fei's palm. As the palm rubbed, the rainbow gradually spread and finally melted on Mei Xin's wound.
Soon, Mei Xin's expression gradually became relaxed, and she felt a warm feeling in the wound, just like the first ray of sunshine in March shining on the cold heart, instantly making people feel refreshed.
However, with Li Fei's forceful movements, Mei Xin still couldn't help but let out a long and short moan. The sound was no longer so painful, but it made people feel a little "lustful"! Damn, is it clearly being treated? If the people outside who don't know the truth sounded like they thought they were having an affair inside!
However, when Li Fei heard Mei Xin's scream, some evil elements hidden in his heart were also hooked up, and he began to fantasize about the scenes in the island country's love action movies. So, the next second, Li Fei felt that his nose itched, and I started bleeding from my nose again!
So Li Fei rushed to find a tissue, hurt Mei Xin a little bit, and then caused a few more soul-absorbed moans without any accident. Fortunately, half a day later, poor Li Fei finally found a ball of toilet paper and hurriedly covered his nose. However, it was too late at this time. With a click, a few drops of nose blood dripped on the floor. Li Fei was even more embarrassed. While wiping his nose, he reached out to the floor and wiped it a few times. As a result, not only did he not wipe it clean, but the floor was in a mess!
A few minutes later, the low voice of the evil god finally came, "Okay, boy."
“Well…”
Li Fei breathed a sigh of relief, then pretended to shake his wrist, "Teacher Mei, can you open your eyes and see if you have a better look?"
Mei Xin opened her eyes and found that Li Fei's nose and mouth were covered with blood, "Hey, are you okay? Why are you bleeding from your nose?"
"Well, it's okay, it's okay, the weather is dry, the fire is getting hot, the heat is getting hot, haha."
While explaining, Li Fei quickly grabbed a tissue and wiped his nose a few times. However, what Li Fei was most nervous about was whether Mei Xin's ankle was cured. By the way, if the treatment just now had no effect, then Teacher Mei Xin would definitely not spare him easily. He was obviously using the famous saying of healing to do something miserable secretly!
Humph, Lao Long, if you dare to tease me, then I will throw the slingshot into the sea or bury it in the soil, so that you will never escape...
"Wow! I'm fine!"
While walking a few steps, Mei Xin raised her legs in surprise. The piercing pain just now had long disappeared, and it seemed that her body was light, which was better than the foot strength before the injury!
"Oh, Li Fei, you are so awesome!"
Mei Xin's impression of Li Fei has completely changed. If she thought Li Fei was just a vulgar silk chewing man who walked through the back door at the beginning, then now, this small silk chewing man has completed a gorgeous counterattack!
Chapter completed!