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Chapter 1421: The morals are gone

The next second, there was a loud bang, and another loud noise that was extremely loud and loud.

In order not to arouse the driver's suspicion, Wu Yifan quickly pouted and looked at the mouth shape, which was obviously whistling.

"Sir, I'm in a good mood." The driver almost fainted by this stinky fart and deliberately hurt him.

“Yes, that’s OK.”

"To be honest, don't take it to your heart. Others whistle are imitating songs or animal calls. Your hobbies seem special, imitating farts."

Wu Yifan smiled awkwardly: "Don't you go the ordinary road."

"I think you are like a star on Xiangdao, Wu Yifan." The driver suddenly said.

"How could it be? I'm just an ordinary student at Bodo College."

Wu Yifan hurriedly denied that the reason he said this was not because he was so low-key, but because he didn't want others to know that Wu Dashuai was farting while connecting to a taxi.

He is a person who attaches great importance to his image. If it is something worth showing off, he will do everything possible to let others know, and vice versa.

He was half-believing and half-doubted: "Then you look quite similar."

"squeak……"

Another stinky fart seemed to be responding to the driver's words.

"Can you drive faster?"

Wu Yifan felt that he was about to pull, and it would be miserable if he was in his pants.

"Okay, I'll try my best."

The driver thought, I also want to let you get off at the place as soon as possible, otherwise your serial farts will not be played yet, and if this goes on, the back seat will be yellowed.

Next, Wu Yifan stopped talking, but kept it intently. The torrent in his body was slamming the gate again and again. He had a deep understanding of what it means to live like a year.

Li Fei, you bastard, if it weren't for you, how could I eat paper? If it weren't for you, how could I have had a stomachache?

"puff……"

Wu Yifan could no longer hold on. With a loud bang, he felt something flowing out of his body.

"I'll go!"

The driver could no longer hold on, and seemed to smell something wrong, and asked loudly, "Did you pull it?"

Wu Yifan denied: "No, no!"

"You're still pretending, get out of the car."

The driver stopped the car slowly on the side of the road in anger.

The head of the coach refused to get out of the car: "I haven't arrived yet."

"Isn't it okay if the fare is not charged?"

The driver was really worried that if this weird passenger didn't get off the bus, the taxi would be stained.

"I can give you money, so much money, I'm not short of money."

"Get out!"

The driver got out of the car, stood beside the car, stretched out his hand, and forced Wu Yifan to pull out.

It’s so disgusting. Today I’m really sad. How could I pull such a customer into the car? I’ve been in trouble for eight lifetimes.

After Wu Yifan got off the car, he came to the side of the road. He no longer cared about face or shame, took off his pants, squatted down for a while and felt refreshed. The scene was absolutely jaw-dropping.

"Come and have a look. Someone is pooping on the roadside in broad daylight."

"Whose child is this? Why is it so uneducated?"

"I don't know which mental hospital I ran out of."

Many passers-by were talking with interest, and took out their cell phones to take pictures.

"Isn't this a film and television star Wu Yifan?"

"How could he be, he would never do such a vulgar thing."

"Then you really don't know him. You have done a lot of sleeping with a rich woman, so it's not surprising to do things that are unfair to the customs."

"No matter what, just shoot the video first and upload it online, which will be a hot news."

Passers-by did it as soon as they said they could. Not long after, they uploaded the videos they shot to video websites or Weibo. For a time, the reprint rate was extremely high, and it even became a hot topic of the day. Journalists from all walks of life rushed over after hearing the news.

The reporters were knowledgeable and recognized at first glance that the man squatting on the side of the road with diarrhea was Wu Yifan, the famous Xiangdao coach, so they became excited like chicken blood. Because they knew that this was definitely explosive news, they rushed forward with the camera desperately.

Several reporters were wearing masks and holding microphones and asked, "Mr. Wu Yifan, did you do such a shameful thing after you knock on medicine?"

Wu Yifan hurriedly covered his face and said in a silence: "You have recognized the wrong person, please don't interview me."

A female reporter asked: "Then why do you have a Cantonese accent?"

"Don't worry about your affairs, get away." The handsome man was already upset enough. At this moment, he undoubtedly felt that these reporters were even more annoying than flies.

"Then we don't care about your business if we shoot."

The reporters quickly conducted a special report. Now Wu Yifan became completely famous. His news was covered in all major media, and he was accompanied by various pictures. It was so classic.

Finally, Wu Yifan temporarily solved the problem of diarrhea and was about to stop the car to the hospital. However, seeing that he looked like he dared to carry passengers, but did not have a single taxi parked by passing by? In desperation, he had to trot all the way to the nearby hospital.

When he arrived at the hospital, he had two bottles of liquid. Wu Yifan rushed to find a mold processing factory to make molds with similar appearance to the bomb remote control, changed into new clothes, and returned to Bodo Academy.

He wore a hat and pressed the brim down, fearing that others would recognize it.

At that time, the crew was filming the film nervously and orderly. Wu Yifan looked around and saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he quickly put the mold back, and the one he was carrying was a real bomb remote control.

"Brother Yifan feels better."

Wu Mengda was very enthusiastic about it. Since everyone was filming, no one reads the webpage news and was not clear about what happened to Wu Yifan before.

Wu Yifan replied indifferently: "It's much better, thank you for your concern."

"You have a good rest first, I'll continue here."

Wu Mengda then shouted at Li Fei: "Prepare for the blasting show right away."

"Props, is the bomb installed?"

"Everything is OK!" The props made a gesture.

"start."

Accompanied by Wu Mengda's voice, Li Fei walked towards an abandoned room, and the camera followed in every direction.

Wu Mengda instructed the props master: "You must wait for him to come out before detonating the bomb? Imagine that the fire is soaring to the sky behind him, and the hero is still chic. The scene is so beautiful that it is unimaginable."

The other party nodded: "That's natural. I don't want to be the murderer. If Mr. Li has a few shortcomings, I will be in trouble."

He said as he searched out the bomb remote control and held it in his hand, but found nothing abnormal.

Wu Yifan, who was not far away, smiled silently when he saw this scene. He was looking forward to Li Fei walking into the house quickly.

No one knows this conspiracy except himself.

Li Fei, you have caused me so much trouble, and you have lost all your face in front of everyone, so you have to pay for it.
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