Chapter 1857: Chaos, chaos~
"Don't come out, it's not good to scare the girl."
Lu Bu advised that he was unwilling to have bronchitis, but a group of female zombies often pestered him, rushing to give birth to many babies and little zombies for him.
Many female zombies even fought in jealousy, and wars continued.
It can be said that in the zombie world, Lu Bu is an extremely enviable hot item, like a national husband in the real world.
"Boss, who are you talking to?" a beautiful woman stopped and asked curiously.
"No one." Lu Bu denied it.
"Okay, Lu Bu, how dare you lie, do you? Believe it or not, I will come up and scare these two little fairies to death."
"Don't come up, I said it's not possible."
Lu Bu was sympathetic and worried that the two beauties would be frightened, so he quickly said, "I was talking to my 98th wife just now. She is a relatively small person, her heart is smaller than needle holes, and I am not allowed to contact the opposite sex. Even when I see a sow and donkey, I have to hide from a distance."
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When the two beauties heard this, they couldn't help but giggle, laughing as they were shaking with their branches. They seemed to have never heard of such a fun joke, and they started talking about it with each other.
"Boss, you're so funny."
"Yes, can you actually have the 98th wife?"
"I think it's good if you can have one. After all, there are so many, can you eat and eat?"
"What I'm telling the truth is that ninety-eight are all small. In fact, the number of my wives has exceeded three digits." Lu Bu said as he raised three fingers with great pride.
"I don't believe it, but the wife you mentioned is too scrupulous. She actually made you hide when you see the sow and donkey."
Lu Bu nodded: "Yes, how could people as good as me have something unexpected with them?"
"Stop bragging. Thinking about the beginning, you were chasing a large number of female zombies and running around, completely thinking about animals in the lower body."
Lu Bu's 98th wife was talking underground, her tone seemed full of disdain.
When Lu Bu heard this, he was ashamed: "Wife, I'll give you a good gift when you look back. Go to bed quickly, it's getting late."
"I've delayed your business, right? I'm still not asleep. I want to see who is more beautiful than these two little fairies?"
After saying that, a female zombie with green face and fangs suddenly appeared in the room.
"I'll go, why are you so disobedient? I'll stop you if you believe it or not." Lu Bu didn't expect that the other party would really come out without stopping.
"Ah...what is this!"
A beautiful woman fainted when she saw her mother zombie.
Although the other person was not in a coma, he was still frightened and plunged into Lu Bu's arms in horror: "Protect me quickly!"
"Don't you dare to bury your husband's arms in front of me? Believe it or not, I'll tear you!"
Seeing this, the mother zombie became angry and embarrassed. Her hands were clawed and raised them in front of her chest, and she was ready to fly over.
"Don't come here." The beauty was so scared that she was so scared that she was trembling.
Seeing this, Lu Bu quickly persuaded: "Wife, be gentle to behave in beauty."
"Only you men think that way. There is only war between women and women, and there is no gentleness."
"You look like a female yaksha, and even I am so scared that I am trembling."
"You dare to say that I am a female yaksha. Open your eyes wide and see clearly. Which one is more beautiful than this little fairy?" The female zombie couldn't help but glared at her angrily, and it looked even more scary, like a fierce and evil spirit.
Lu Bu thought to himself: This is nothing nonsense. One can see people day and night, and the other can only see people at night. It will definitely be scary when you come out during the day. Whoever is handsome and ugly is obvious at a glance. As long as you are not blind, you will naturally be clear.
"Sister, this is your fault. Since you have any objections to Lu Bu, then leave him, no one stops you."
At this moment, another female zombie appeared in the room with a slightly gentle voice. She was Lu Bu's 62nd zombie wife, and she looked pretty shady. Her black face, long black, sharp white teeth, and deep black eyes were completely scary.
The beauty in Lu Bu's arms had never experienced such a scene, and she fainted in fear.
"Look, both of them were shocked." Lu Bu was a little annoyed. Damn, it was finally difficult for the two girls to relax, but they were actually ruined.
"Lu Bu..." The white-toothed zombie appeared afterwards, acting coquettishly, "If you like other women, I will help you find a mother zombie. Why do you have to find humans? Look at them, they are so ugly that they are not as good-looking as their sister."
When the zombie who appeared first, she was dissatisfied when she heard this: "Hey, I'll tell you, can you speak? It's okay to say they're ugly, why compare with me? Am I that ugly?"
"You said this yourself, I didn't say anything."
"Isn't I as good-looking as you?"
"That's for sure."
"Your figure is better than mine?" The blue-toothed zombie began to twist her figure, sticking her butt and twitching her posture, making Lu Bu look black.
The white-toothed zombie couldn't help but curl her lips, her face full of disdain: "Just your small body, like a sling, what's there to show off?"
"You are too fat and inferior."
"Do you have my teeth white?" The white-toothed zombie began to deliberately bare her teeth and show off proudly.
"I..." The blue-toothed zombie was speechless for a moment and became lack of confidence. Indeed, compared with the other party, her teeth were much darker, and the gap was obvious.
The white-toothed zombie smiled and said, "So you are not as beautiful as me."
The other party was very dissatisfied: "Is the teeth white? Can they be eaten as food? The most important thing for our zombie teeth is not white, but to be sharp and become powerful attack weapons, so that they can win the battle."
"Fighting is a man's business. Our mother zombies are more important to give birth to little zombies. I can't even understand this. Your IQ is not worthy of being Lu Bu's little wife."
"I just did it, I will rely on him in this life!"
The white-fanged mother zombie was furious: "You are shameless."
"Who are you scolding?"
"Whoever scolds me knows."
The mother of Qingya's mother was very dissatisfied: "You are shameless. You are angry as soon as you come up. I didn't offend you."
"Tu tu tu!" Suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside the door.
"Who!" the two said in unison.
"I said Lu Bu, you don't need to open the door. I just want to say, why did you make the beauties quarrel? Let's make a little noise?" Li Fei, who was outside the door, said and left. He didn't know that the quarrel was not the previous beauties, but the female zombie.
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