Chapter 2: The Awakened Evil God
"Grass, boy, you are looking for death!"
While cursing, Chang Huan pounced on him with his teeth and claws. Although this kid claimed to be the successor of ancient martial arts, his three-legged cat kung fu was really not complimentary, so Chang Huan rushed towards Li Fei without hesitation.
Li Fei cursed: "Let you taste the power of Xiao Li's missile!"
Then he loosened his hand, and bang, a marble flew directly to Chang Huan's forehead, and soon a big blue bag bulged up. Chang Huan covered his forehead with a "ah" and squatted down, waved his hand to Gou's legs behind him, "Mabi, hurry up and beat this kid to death. If something happens, my dad will carry it. Ah..."
"Yes, Brother Huan!"
Xun Le rolled up his sleeves, waved his big fists and rushed forward, "Mabi, dare to attack Brother Huan, I'm ruining you!"
Poor Li Fei was about to stuff a bullet against Goulu when he felt his eyes turn black. He punched his iron fist and instantly two nosebleeds shot out! Then he fainted on the ground without any sense.
Inadvertently, Li Fei's nose bleeding happened to spurt on the slingshot that fell to the ground. In an instant, a stream of blue smoke rose, but this scene did not attract anyone's attention.
Xun fucked Li Fei with one punch, but he still felt unhappy and kicked Li Fei hard again. He stopped resentfully until Li Fei stopped at all and then spit on him.
"Brother Huan, this kid is out of anger. Let's go. It's hard to say if the police come here later!"
"Well, get this little lady into the car. I need a happy car shock to comfort my injured little heart!"
Just as Chang Huan and Gou Lu took Su Meimei back to the car, Li Fei's body was experiencing the strangest changes in his life. The wisp of green smoke just now turned into a rainbow, gushing out from the gray jade beads on the handle of the slingshot, and then wisps into Li Fei's body.
As the wisps of blue smoke poured into Li Fei's body, the surface of his body changed significantly. The part that was beaten to the blue and bleeding quickly recovered and soon returned to its original state. Even the nosebleed was clean and returned to the nose tube. After Li Fei's "cough cough" twice, his whole body was revitalized.
"Hehe, boy, you're awake!" An old voice came from the jade beads at the handle of the slingshot.
"Who? Who is talking to me?"
Li Fei was so scared that he hurriedly got up and looked around, but there was no one.
"Ma, is that a hell?"
"Ahem, is he obviously a god? You guys are so blind!"
"Damn, where are you talking and playing tricks?"
"I've played with you, a big-headed ghost! I've been sealed in a slingshot for five thousand years. If I could come out, I would have played around long ago. How could I have had the chance to save you, a useless guy!"
"Are you in the slingshot? Then why don't you come out?"
"Ahem, do you think I don't want to? I have been thinking about it for five thousand years, but I haven't figured out a way!"
"You, you, what are you?" Li Fei was so terrifying that he was watching a horror movie!
"Hehe, I'm not a thing..." The voice suddenly realized that he had scolded him and quickly corrected him: "Hmph, you went around in. Tell you, I'm a dragon, a real dragon, named Evil God. I once led the dragon clan to dominate the three realms, but was attacked by opponents, and finally sealed in this slingshot by them. This is the origin of your missile gate!"
"Oh!" Li Fei breathed a sigh of relief, "No wonder the missile door is so useless. It turns out that it is because a waste dragon is trapped inside!"
"Ahem, are you a useless man? Five thousand years ago, I came from the Lord of the Three Realms, thinking back then..."
"Okay, okay, Lao Long, a hero, don't mention the current courage, let alone it's been five thousand years, why do you still remember so much!" After pausing for a moment, Li Fei suddenly remembered something, "By the way, Lao Long, it's been five thousand years, why did you suddenly wake up today?"
"It's not that your nosebleed has spurted all over me. Humph, you must have eaten garlic, it's so smelly..."
"My grass, old dragon, it's been five thousand years, and your sense of smell has not deteriorated at all! By the way, since you are a real dragon, you must be very capable, why don't you find a way to get out by yourself?"
"You think I don't want it, but the head of the missile sect has this ability. However, you are just useless now and can't help me at all!"
"Dan, I don't look down on others so much. I'm just a little useless for the time being. Sooner or later, I will make this world surrender to my feet!"
"Hmph, having ambition is a good thing. If you have only fantasies and don't work hard, it is an unrealistic delusion!"
"Of course, I must work harder. Well, by the way, my master is the 83rd generation leader of the missile sect. Can you try if he can help you?"
"He used to be, but now he is even more useless than the waste!"
"Hmm? What's the situation?"
Li Fei didn't know his master's past. After all, his master had already grown old before he picked him up. He only knew that the old guy was lustful, lazy and greedy, had no bottom line and dignity in being a human being, and he could only pick up garbage all day!
Missile Gate! Li Fei has always regarded that sign as a joke. Now, after hearing what the evil god said, it seems that Master was a powerful character when he was young!
"Well, that's right. When your master was young, he was once a top master of the ancient martial arts family in the Central Plains. He fell into such a field because he unfortunately lost his love... Hey, what is love in the world? Is it really a fucking thing about women? "
"My grass, Lao Long, your thinking is so leaping. The first sentence praises love, the next sentence starts to scold you. It's really hard for me to adapt to you, Lao Xi!"
Li Fei changed his subject, "Evil God, what did you say just now? Is my master a master of ancient martial arts? Then he has taught me for more than ten years, why did I not make any progress at all? I can't even beat a gangster!"
"Damn, who can you get rid of your own trash?" The evil god said angrily, "But, your master has already adjusted all the functions of your body to the best state under the influence of his slightest state, so I can turn you into an ancient martial arts master with just a little adjustment now!"
"Really?" Li Fei showed a happy smile, "Then you can try it now. I'm still waiting to go to the hero to save the beauty!"
"Damn, why do you have the same virtue as your master and can't walk when you see a woman!" The evil god cursed, but explained: "Actually, when I was saving you just now, I had already used my true energy to enter your body and opened your Ren and Du meridians. Try it, is it very powerful and makes you feel like you want to fly when you walk?"
Li Fei tried it and felt like he was full of energy. "Oh! Lao Long, you really have a few tricks, so I'll take you to pick up girls!"
"Cao, you're so fucking..."
Li Fei chasing Chang Huan Gou's legs as fast as an enclave, while the two guys were feeding Su Meimei medicine. Of course, Su Meimei struggled violently, but in front of the two tall boys, the little girl's resistance was useless.
"Hehe, Brother Huan, after taking this medicine, I will keep this girl pounced on your arms like a little female wolf, begging you for thirsty..."
Chapter completed!