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Chapter 45: The Old Lover

"Mabi, you old dragon, you actually encouraged me to be struck by lightning. Why don't you try to be struck by lightning by yourself? See if you die, if you don't die, I will continue to struck again!"

"Damn, I said just now, I will protect you by my side, you may not die!" The evil god said as he started to be inappropriate again, "Besides, even if you are chopped to death, will you die only once?"

"My sister, I am a human, not a dragon, can I only die once?" Li Fei cursed hatefully: "The old dragon is really an evil and despicable bad dragon!"

"Oh, sorry, I forgot that you are a human being. Oh, it's better for us dragon clans. Each dragon has nine lives!"

"Actually, everyone will die in the end, but the most important thing is that I am still a virgin. If I were struck by lightning, wouldn't that be worth it?"

"Then what do you mean? Let me help you break the hole now?"

"My sister! Brother has always been a straight man, okay?" Li Fei was so angry that he cursed. This old guy is indeed the most vulgar bad dragon in the world, no doubt about it!

"Okay, even if I misunderstand your sexual orientation, let's do it. I will introduce some pretty girls to you another day, even if I'm going to accompany you!"

"Damn, can your aesthetic vision work? What you call a pretty girl is probably all female Tyrannosaurus, so how dare you want it?"

"Hehe, you kid really has superior resources for beauty. You have a pair of sisters around you. Well, there is also a class beauty with a deskmate, but I will never tell you that the female tyrannosaurus has the beauty of the female tyrannosaurus!"

"Damn it, old dragon, heavy taste!" Li Fei cursed, "Get out of here quickly, don't hinder my beauty sleep!"

I haven't been to school for a long time and am used to sleeping in, so I'm not used to getting up early for a while and I'm always sleepy during the day.

"Hey, do you have the ambition? Do you want to be an ordinary little bodyguard in your life? And let me tell you that bodyguards are one of the best high-risk occupations in the world. It is said that the mortality rate in this industry is the highest. Maybe one day you will die before you break the ground, and that old man with a price of 30,000 yuan will be out of his life! So, even if you don't want to help me out, you have to consider your own money, right?"

Well, although this old dragon is a little bit a little bit vulgar, it is indeed what it says. If Miss Su Er is chased by top international experts, then with Li Fei's current skills, even his own life may not be able to be protected. How can I protect Su Meimei's safety? Therefore, it is urgent to improve my strength.

"How is it? Boy, how are you thinking? If you want to be struck by lightning, now is a great opportunity. If you miss this village, there will be no such store!" The evil god urged in the slingshot.

Nimmy, the old guy knows a lot, and his shouting tone is the same as the street vendor selling groceries on the side of the road.

"But how can you guarantee that I will not be struck by lightning?" Of course, this is the one that Li Fei is most worried about.

"Uh, let me tell you this way. Since I suggest you get struck by lightning, there is a way to protect you from life-threatening. Don't forget that I am a leader of the dragon clan with great powers. It's not a big deal to turn into a lightning rod or something! It can be done in minutes!"

"Okay, I heard you're so evil, I'll believe you once. By the way, you must have a lightning rod with reliable quality. At least it must meet international standards. It's better to have the quality assurance of provincial, ministerial, and national excellence, or recommended by the 3.15 Consumer Association..."

"Damn, don't worry, I guarantee that you will never die, and you will be able to get a blessing in disguise, open the Ren and Du meridians, have both discharge power, and cultivate into a body of immortals. From then on, you will start a gorgeous turn, counterattack against the white, rich and beautiful beauty, and thus reach the peak of life!"

"That's so great, then okay, I'm going to start a magnificent and turbulent life experience. Come on, let the lightning come more violently!"

However, just as Li Fei rushed out of the classroom to greet the lightning, Wang Yuhuan's crisp and pleasant voice sounded behind him, "Li Fei, come back for me, don't skip classes during self-study time!"

"Damn, I'm just going to the bathroom, don't believe it? Why don't you go with me?"

"Hmph, bastard..." Wang Yuhuan quickly turned his face. This guy was like a coin, with both positive and negative sides. His positive image was brave and witty, and he maintained the image of the first class. However, his other side was so vulgar, shameless and vulgar. Which girl would go to the bathroom with a boy?

Li Fei ran out of the classroom, got rid of everyone's attention, and walked towards the top of the teaching building. If he wanted to be successfully struck by lightning, he had to stand at the highest point. The main classroom building of Bodo College has a total of twelve floors, and the surrounding area is the tallest building. Therefore, most people who stand on it and are struck by lightning will definitely kill each other. Li Fei was confident because he believed that the magic of the evil god would definitely save him from danger!

However, just when Li Fei ran to the 12th floor panting and was about to run to the rooftop and was struck by lightning, he suddenly found a pair of wild mandarin ducks standing at the entrance of the stairs in front of him! Even Li Fei was unaware of the feeling that he was in front of him!

Obviously they were dating on the rooftop just now, but it suddenly rained heavily, so they accidentally became soaked. So the two ran back to the teaching building to avoid the thunderstorm, but the remaining temperature was still there, and then the war continued in the stairwell!

It was like the shooting scene of the filming of the island primary school movie. At this time, the female pig's feet were facing the wall, while the male pig's feet stretched out their claws and stretched out from behind the female pig's back to the front...

Li Fei's eyes widened, and the familiar scenes were similar close-ups in many masterpieces of Cang/Lao/Teacher, and Mr. Muto Ran, and all of them were high-definition, no-code close-ups without changing scenes and characters!

I have to say that this woman has a good appearance and is good-looking enough to compete with Ao/Teacher, Hatano and Muto Ran!

The boy looked a little sorry for the audience, with a thick and fat, small eyes, and a bumpy face like a Mars hitting the Earth. It was obviously a relic of acne, which was a bit terrible.

Such a combination made Li Fei think of some classic scenes of Cang/Teacher and Mr. Boduo again...

However, when the girl turned around and looked at Li Fei inadvertently, both of them couldn't help but say "Oh"!

It turned out to be her?

Why did he come?

It turned out that this girl was Li Fei's high school classmate, and she was also his first love, Sashirohua. Of course, this is indeed a woman with a sushirohua, and she is also an absolute money-worshiping woman. When she saw the money, her only criterion for having a boyfriend was: be rich!

Of course, Li Fei obviously did not belong to her hunting fan. However, in order to pursue his former class goddess, Li Fei collaborated with his classmates to write a lie, saying that Li Fei had a large company, a private enterprise, and a large scale. After this sentence reached Li Fei's ears, he had a cold and frosty Salt Flower immediately turned 180 degrees, and suddenly became proactive and enthusiastic, and happily threw himself into Li Fei's arms.
Chapter completed!
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