"As long as you have thick skin, a sting can shake a big tree."

Lu Bu patted his face: "I have tender skin and thin skin."

"I think it's thick enough." Li Fei dripped sweat and pointed out, "Whether you are sincere, the metal and stone will open up."

"A love letter every day?"

"You can try it." Li Fei helped enthusiastically, "I will teach you some love words."

Then, he took out his cell phone, searched for some stingy love words online, and told the other party.

"Okay." Lu Bu seemed very excited, "I'll try it first."

After a while, he ran into the bedroom and said to Su Meimei: "Meimei, the master is asking you."

Su Meimei couldn't help but feel surprised: "Will the country bumpkin ask me for an appointment?"

"Yes, I'm sorry to speak, I'll send me here."

"Hehe, you won't want to be alone with Qingyan, right?" Su Meimei was very elf and guessed his intentions at once.

"..." Lu Bu was speechless in embarrassment and thought to himself that this beautiful girl is so smart.

"Okay, you guys play, I won't be a light bulb."

Su Meimei left tactfully, walked to Lu Bu, and encouraged, "Come on, try to stage a good show that the human and ghost relationship has not yet ended."

"Cough cough." After Su Meimei left, Lu Bu cleared his throat, "Qingyan, I'll read you a love poem."

"Do you smell the burning smell? That's because my heart is burning for you!"

Yin Qingyan had a black line. Where did the zombie find such a stingy love words? She couldn't help but roll her eyelids at the other party: "It's the smell of your body, I said, I haven't taken a shower for many days."

Lu Bu stretched out his finger and thought seriously: "Probably, maybe it's been hundreds of years."

"..." Yin Qingyan silently covered her nose.

"Don't you like listening, I'll change it."

Lu Bu continued to say loudly with emotion: "I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you billions of times, as fierce as on the equator."

"Stop, stop, stop." The little loli hurriedly stopped him, "It's okay for me to have nothing to do with you. If you hug someone like this, you won't get rid of the person. Now take a shower."

"Do you really want to do this?"

"Immediately, right away."

"Okay!"

Lu Bu ran out in a flash.

"There is no river here, how can you take a bath?"

After a while, he returned, his face full of confusion.

"Okay, forget you were ancient."

Yin Qingyan shook her head laughed and cried, then led him into the bathroom and taught her how to take a shower.

Su Meimei said excitedly: "Homesick, look, they are developing too fast, are they going to take a bath?"

Li Fei responded with a smile: "You are envious? Why don't we both wash together?"

"I think beautifully, wouldn't it be too cheap for you?"

"You wash it in it yourself."

In the bathroom, Yin Qingyan taught Lu Bu how to use the shower. After all, this guy is an ancient figure from the Three Kingdoms period. It is indeed a bit difficult to learn to use modern equipment, and it takes some time to learn! After all, the little loli turned around and wanted to leave.

The other party spoke: "Wait, don't you accompany me?"

"What will I do with you when you take a shower?"

"What if I can't use it next?"

"Call Li Fei." Yin Qingyan finished speaking word by word, then turned around and left.

"I didn't change clothes!" A few minutes later, Lu Bu's voice suddenly came from the bathroom.

Li Fei found a few of his clothes for the other party and asked them to put them on. After Lu Bu walked out, he couldn't feel amused and crying.

It turned out that due to the difference in height and size, Lu Bu was obviously very tight after putting on his clothes.

The developed chest muscles stretched their clothes, and the area between the belly button and pants was exposed, looking very funny.

It was soon time to fall asleep, and Su Meimei asked, "Four people, two rooms, who will sleep with whom tonight."

Lu Bu said, "My little master, you and Qingyan?"

"No, no, she and I can quarrel at any time."

"Then why don't you squeeze in, let's all three of us together."

"Ah, I think beautifully. I am pure and innocent. Can I sleep with you two stinky men? No, one stinky man and the other stinky zombie."

"Then what do you think you should do."

Su Meimei thought for a moment and made a decision: "It's a cheap country bumpkin tonight. Brother Bird, go and sleep with Qingyan."

"Can she agree?" Lu Bu showed joy.

"You go and discuss with her."

"Okay." Lu Bu ran upstairs happily.

As soon as he entered the room, he began to speak stingy words again: "I must have a problem with my eyes because my eyes cannot leave you."

Yin Qingyan pointed: "I think it's not your eyes, but your brain."

She really didn't know where this zombie found so many words to please girls.

"Ah, Qingyan, you are crazy, I am stupid, crazy and crazy…"

Lu Bu changed his sentence, these were all taught by Li Fei before.

"You are crazy, I'm not stupid."

Yin Qingyan suddenly recalled Lu Bu's powerful performance outside the villa before and couldn't help but say, "I can't tell, you are really amazing."

"This is all superficial, I have something even better, you can slowly discover it in the future."

"Okay, I hope you don't disappoint me."

Yin Qingyan looked at the other party with interest and suddenly asked, "You are really a zombie."

"That's right."

"Then can I touch you?"

"Touch... where to touch." Lu Bu, who had always been carefree, suddenly became stuttered when he heard this.

Everyone has their own weaknesses, and it seems that women are Lu Bu's weaknesses.

"Stir, what are you thinking? Of course I want to touch your body. Oh, no, I mean I want to touch your hands to see if it's the same as the human body temperature."

"Then I'll feel relieved."

"Qingyan, they dislike me and are unwilling to sleep with me." After Lu Bu said that, he looked at the bed.

"You won't sleep in this room tonight."

"Will you be merciful?"

"This..." Yin Qingyan hesitated, "You promise not to look around, let alone do it."

"Okay." Lu Bu nodded vigorously.

"You can't cross this line." Yin Qingyan gesturing a 38th parallel on the bed.

"No, I just need to sleep on the floor."

"What if I catch a cold overnight?"

"This question is not a problem for me, because I'm just a zombie."

In another room, Su Meimei suggested to Li Fei: "Do you want to call your sister over and sleep with you?"

Li Fei shook his head: "I'm afraid I'll be bullied by you two."

"What are you thinking? With my sister here, I'm not afraid of you having any bad ideas. Why don't you go to my house to sleep?"

"There is a bed here, why do you want to go to your house?"

"What a fool, are there any sisters on this bed?"

"No!"

"That's amazing. I ask you, are men like this? After they succeed, they don't know how to cherish girls."
Chapter completed!