Chapter 886: Dizzy
"Really?" Old Man Li was very suspicious, "This meeting gift is a bit too heavy."
"Not heavy at all." Lu Bu shook his head and sighed, "The main reason is that I have too many girls, and I can't handle it at all."
"This is not a problem, I can help you."
"You really want to help?"
"Of course." Old Man Li looked serious, "It is my duty to help you juniors escape from the sea of suffering. Let those girls come to me. If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"
"Hehe, I knew that uncle was the kindest."
Before Lu Bu finished speaking, a gloomy voice sounded beside him: "Husband!"
Along with the voice, a big belly female zombie emerged from the ground.
"husband!"
"husband!"
Immediately afterwards, several female zombies with high abdomen appeared in everyone's sight.
The more and more female zombies gathered, there were thirty or fifty.
Old Man Li was so confused when he saw this scene. He was really good at being a sexy young man now, but it seems that this guy has a bit of a heavy taste!
Lu Bu was shocked. Unexpectedly, he came to a foreign land that had been thousands of miles away, and a large number of female zombies followed him. It seemed that he was deeply in love with him and was very infatuated.
"Don't call me husband, I'm now announcing that I'm going to be single, this uncle is your new husband."
Lu Bu smiled and pointed his hand at Old Man Li.
Li Xunle had a black line, what does it mean? The other party had said before that he wanted to introduce girls to him, but these big-bellied mother zombies? Made, he doesn't play with human-ghost love! What's more, these mother zombies look like... tsk, they are really ugly, never before, and compared with them just now, the witch just now, her temperament suddenly rose, like a sinking fish and falling geese.
The female zombies stared at Old Man Li, and then slowly walked towards him from all directions.
"etc!"
Old Man Li quickly stopped him: "You are Lu Bu, right?"
"Yes, Uncle Li, I am Lu Bu." Lu Bu nodded.
"That, aren't you going to introduce me to girls? What are these things?"
"This is the girls among the zombies. Look at them, they are all as beautiful as flowers, and I feel excited when I see them."
"Forehead……"
Xiang Yu and Yu Wencheng, who were beside him, immediately vomited when they heard this.
Li Fei smiled and silently watched Lu Bu play a prank.
"It's so beautiful." Old man Li admitted that he failed and pointed to the female zombies and said, "Look at this, big buck teeth, small short face, and the one on the side, his face looks like a sole..."
"There is no lack of beauty in the world, but the lack of eyes to discover beauty."
"I'm so dazzled."
"It doesn't matter if you're dazzled, let these beauties help you treat it."
"No." Old Man Li patted Lu Bu on the shoulder, "Where is my appetite recently. I don't like beautiful women, I only like ugly women."
Then he said, "These beauties are all as beautiful as flowers. As a senior, how could I have the nerve to compete with you? So I'd better leave them all for you to enjoy."
"I'm ugly, I'm ugly, you will definitely like me." A female zombie said as she rushed towards Old Man Li.
Old Man Li looked closely and almost vomited. The other party was right, that was not ordinary ugly!
The big black nostrils were enough to stuff two adult fingers. One of them had asymmetrical eyes, one was round and scary, and the other was four-cornered eyes. It was grinning with a big mouth and was sometimes sluggish. I don’t know if it was this habit or because I couldn’t help but drool when I saw Old Man Li.
In that way, a female pervert met a young man! Wrong, it was clearly a piece of old bacon.
"Nonsense, I'm even uglier." Another female zombie stood up unwillingly.
Compared with the one just now, her appearance is just about half a dozen, and she is like a pair of ugly ghosts.
When Old Man Li approached those fat bodies, he couldn't help but trembled suddenly. If this woman sat on the bed, she would ensure that the bed would collapse.
He hurriedly hid behind Lu Bu and said, "Lu Bu, tell you the truth. Uncle, I am old and I can't do that anymore. Let these young girls be left to you to deal with."
Old Man Li is not afraid of heaven or earth. Even when facing the guys from the Pyramid Sect, he is still fearless. Now that he faces many of these female zombies, he is indeed in awe and is really a little scared.
It is absolutely impossible to let him show up to the other party.
When Lu Bu heard this, he suddenly laughed: "Uncle, your problem has arisen too promptly."
Old Man Li was stunned: "What does it mean?"
"Because my master has just developed a magical pill called Qiang Pieces, and the effect is called Dingguagua." Lu Bu pointed his hand at the densely packed female zombies around him and said, "These are the remarkable results after taking this medicine."
"So awesome?" Old Man Li asked Li Fei with interest, "Boy, is our relationship strong?"
"That's nonsense."
"Okay, I'll be relieved if you say this." Old Man Li smiled slutty, "Give me two boxes first."
"Cough cough." Li Fei almost got choked when he heard this. "You take medicine as food and you have two boxes. Why don't you tell me to prepare two trucks for you?"
"That's OK."
"You can be a big-headed ghost, not a box."
"Hey, don't be so stingy. If you can give it to Lu Bu, you can't give it to me. It makes no sense!"
Li Fei explained: "The powerful films are out of stock because they are too popular."
"Stop fooling people, do you think I'm so easy to cheat." Old Man Li glanced at the other party, "You guy wants to cheat me, but you're a little tender, how could you suddenly get out of stock?"
"Believe it or not."
At this time, Xiang Yu spoke: "Uncle, I can testify. Brother is right, the medicine is indeed gone."
Yuwen Cheng nodded from the side: "That's right, we asked our brother for a strong movie before, and it was out of stock."
He suddenly laughed: "Uncle, it's not that he doesn't respect you. He pays attention to everything first and then, right?"
"Yes, what's wrong?" Old Man Li didn't realize what was going on for a moment.
"That's great." Yu Wencheng was very happy. "This medicine was reserved by Xiang Yu and I first, so you have to queue up behind us in the order of coming first and then coming."
Old Man Li was ashamed: "In other words, if there are two boxes of medicine, I will give it to you first, I have to wait?"
"That's exactly what it means."
"You little brat, I just got confused with uncle. No, no." Old man Li waved his hands repeatedly and began to teach the other party, "Let me ask you two, what are the traditional virtues of our China?"
"Respect your parents."
"What else?"
"what else?"
Chapter completed!