Chapter 2: Even if you praise me like that, I won't be happy
Kongming's wizard tower is cylindrical in its entirety and is built layer by layer with thick stones. An open platform was specially built at the top of the stone tower. On the platform are the magic cannons mentioned by the young man. There is a two-story secondary tower on the right side of the stone tower, and a stone bridge is connected between the main tower and the secondary tower. Around the stone tower, there is a large circle of stone walls, and there are several trees inside the wall, and there are green grass under the trees.
I have to say that against the backdrop of nearby bungalows and thatched houses, the stone tower in front of me can be called "magnificent".
"Hey...puff!" Looking at the scene in front of me, a pirate with red gloves and only one eye spits a mouthful of phlegm at the side, "This Azeroth Chamber of Commerce is really rich. Look at the house built by others. Just buying these stones will cost millions of Baileys... I said, Boss Batal, are you sure your information is correct!"
"That's right! The captains of the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce are not here now!" The pirate who was speaking was tall and burly, with his chest open and his arms exposed. The furry on his chest seemed to be wearing a fur vest. What's completely different from ordinary people is that on the left and right sides of his head, there were two thick horns with tips facing the sky, and it looked extremely sharp at first glance.
"And today is the same Sunday. The people stationed in the city are on holiday today. Now all of them are added together, and there are no more than twenty people. There are hundreds of people here now, and we will definitely win!"
"Does the promised reward still count?"
"When will I say something from Bison Batal!" The pirate with cow horns slapped his chest, "I am a big pirate with a bounty of 10 million Baileys, a devil fruit capable man, and an extremely cruel Batal! Let me say it again, your blood-handed Dusha helped me to capture the headquarters of the Azeroth Chamber of Commerce today. All the treasures you snatched are yours, and I will give you another three million Baileys..."
As he said that, Bison Batal waved his hand, "Cash, you can just take it away!"
"Okay, I will believe what you, Boss Batal, today!" As he said, the leader of the Blood Hand Pirates, Dusha, pulled out a short-handled flintlock rifle from his waist, and shot it with a "bang" in the muzzle. "Little ones, you heard Boss Batal, come on me. The first person to rush into this tower today, I will be promoted to a cadre."
Under the instigation of Dusha, his members also raised their weapons, screaming, and were extremely excited.
"Now, young people, rush for me. After doing this, we will not be in the East China Sea. We will also rush into the great route like other big pirates..."
"These pirates are really scary! Look at their hideous faces," the young man sitting leisurely in the tower took Yarlita to watch the show through surveillance videos and telephone bugs, while taking the opportunity to criticize Yarlita's aggressive left-leaning opportunistic idea. "Did you see that? If you go to face them with them, even if you can win, you will definitely kill a thousand enemies and lose 800 yourself. Why do you think we should bet on such a precious life with these scumbags? Remember, Zhuge is only steady in his life. Although I am not Zhuge, he is Kong Ming at least. Steady, steady, and steady at any time, will never be wrong."
This time, the girl Yarrita did not answer, but stared at Batal, the leader of the Bison Pirates, with her eyes tightly. The other hand holding the iron rod was also clenching, as if she was about to swing the rod to Batal's head in the next second.
"Oh!" The young man sighed, put on his glasses, and told such a tiger that he was very steadfast, that was really good at playing the piano for Batal!
At this time, after the mobilization of the two pirate commanders, the 300 pirates outside the tower were like chicken blood. They held their weapons and screamed and rushed towards the yard. Because there were a large number of people, these experienced pirates consciously divided into two teams before rushing to the yard gate. One team, led by the two pirate commanders, rushed towards the gate, and the other team was scattered around the yard wall.
"Oh oh... Boss, they stepped on it, they stepped on it... Huh?" Yarlita turned her head and looked at Kong Ming, and a question mark floated out of her head, "Boss, it seems that none of them has discovered the trap you mentioned! Didn't you say that they would definitely find that trap?"
His face was serious, and when he pushed his glasses, he shone with cold light. "Soon look down!"
Sure enough, just as the team rushed to the gate of the yard and was about to break into the door, the courtyard walls on both sides of the gate that were originally an iron fence suddenly slid out from the left and right. Before the pirates could react, the iron plates were clamped together to form a solid iron door. On this iron door, there was a line of words written in white paint.
"See, Yarlita, they definitely found it now!"
"Boss Batal, what is it written on it?" Dusha, the blood-handed, looked at the door, turned his head to look at Batal.
"What do you think I'm doing..." Batal replied with a ferocious look on his face, "I'm illiterate!"
"That... who!" Dusha, the blood-handed, quickly turned his face and looked at a slightly gentle pirate behind him, "Let's see what is written on it?"
"I'll take a look!" The literate pirate squeezed up, "It says... Xiao...heart...sleep..."
Before the pirate finished speaking, all the pirates who squeezed into the door felt empty under their feet and rumbling down. Just as the pirates who were scattered around the courtyard wall, the pirates who were about to climb over the wall were staring stunned. More than 200 people, including the two pirate commanders, had all fallen into a big pit that appeared out of thin air. Then the pikes disguised as stone slabs creaked again, returning to their original state, completely locking those people down.
"Oh oh oh... It turns out that you made them discover the trap like this, boss!"
But these pirates outside did not see it. After the trap's flip board returned to its original state, a few small holes were gradually removed around the top of the trap, and then a stream of green gas floated out of the mouth and soon filled the entire inside of the trap.
"Boss Batal, do you smell anything?" Dusha, the blood-handed, shrugged his nose and said.
"Damn, this trap is surrounded by iron and very thick..." Batal was knocking on the wall of the trap with his weapon, and the sound of Dangdang echoed in the entire trap. "I didn't expect that the people in this chamber of commerce are so insidious. By the way, what did you say just now?"
Dangdangdangdangdangdangdangdangdang…
"I asked if you smell anything?" Dusha, the blood-handed, shouted loudly.
"I can't hear clearly what you said!" Batal was still pounding with a weapon, trying to find a way to leave, "Well, why are you a little dizzy..."
With the injection of anesthesia gas, the pirates in the trap felt dizzy and then fell to the ground one by one. In the end, Dusha and Bater, who were the best physical fitness, were still persisting, but at this moment, the trap's flip board opened again, and more than twenty people fell from it, hitting Dusha and Bater directly on the head, giving them a final blow.
The big pirate who offers a reward of 10 million Bailey, the devil fruit ability, Batal in the form of a bull and bull, is in a coma!
"Boss, you are so smart and too sinister. Even if you get to the pirates in advance, you are illiterate. So you use a line of words to make them all concentrate on your trap to recognize words, and then you will catch them all in one go." Yarlita put on a serious face and nodded frequently, "So amazing, I feel like I have learned it again!"
The young man silently pushed his glasses and felt that he had nothing to say.
"Actually, it's just such a sinister trap," Yarrita still summarized seriously. "Don't say these illiterate people, even Crow, who always imitates you, will be fooled."
The young man put his hands off his glasses and suddenly felt that what Yarlita said was really reasonable, and he was speechless.
"If even Oda himself admits that smart people are rare among the pirates, Mori Kloe can be caught by this trap..." His mouth twitched for a moment, and he said silently in his heart, "Then the IQ of people in this world is really beyond salvation."
"The physical fitness of these pirates is really strong!" Someone who really didn't want to continue this topic was a tough change. "If you fall down at such a high place, you don't even have a serious injury, and you all survived."
"This is your problem, boss." The smart Yarlita immediately jumped out and exposed him. "If I want to say what I said, we will put iron vertebrae upwards in the pit, and at least half of these people will die."
Look, what I said, a slut like Yarlita is smarter than the ones outside.
"Didn't I tell you? This is not negligence. My trap is just for pretending..." Well, I can't hold it anymore, but it actually successfully wiped out the opponent. The young man pulled another phone worm over and began to change the topic again. "Squad 3, Squad 3, why can't I see hypnotic gas? Remember, the medicine cannot be stopped!"
"Okay, there are still those people by the wall now... Hey, those people, I was standing by the wall, where are so many people?" He turned his head and suddenly found that something seemed to be missing by the wall.
"Some of those people ran to the trap and planned to save people, and then fell in again." Yarrita, who had been observing the surveillance image keenly, poked the entrance of the courtyard in the image with her finger, and then drew a circle on the wall with her hands. "The other person seemed to be planning to climb over the wall, and then was coroned by the three-layer grid corona inside the wall. The last part seemed to want to escape, and was caught by the ambushers you arranged with the goblin dragon spear. Look, the boss, it is the place where the fire is now."
Yarrita looked at the young man with reverence, "Boss, you are so smart and so sinister, you have captured all these two pirates so easily.
Even if you praise me like this, I won't be happy! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
The young man resisted the desire to lift the table and silently reached out and pushed his glasses. He couldn't figure it out. Everything was obviously very good, why did these things happen now?
Aren’t those who have the ability of devil fruit all very awesome? Especially those who have the ability of animal-type devil fruit all the people who have appeared in the anime all the same as 20,000 or 50,000?
Could it be that this animal fruit abilities stands tall under his own repeated attacks. Finally, he finally sacrificed most of his accomplices and rushed downstairs. He found his special design for him, and then shouted to the sky, Masaka, why did you...be easily taken down by Yarlita later?
Now, I’m not doing this, but you’re down and swollen before I start exerting force!
The young man reached out and took off his glasses, rubbed his eyebrows with his hands, and began to make self-regulation.
There is nothing to be angry about. The battle is very successful. Although the process is a bit tortuous and not satisfactory, in general, a big pirate with a bounty of 10 million Bailey was eliminated without any danger, and a little pirate with a bounty of 6 million Bailey was eliminated, including a devil fruit ability.
Next, I can finally start to study the manifestation of the demon fruit's promotion and side effects of the human body. It is really gratifying and gratifying! Isn't it just that the theory of steady development and not wavering and making full use of the advantages to attack the enemy is so successful?
Therefore, you still cannot be complacent, and you cannot start underestimating the heroes of the world because of this small victory. Although people in the pirate world are not very smart, they cannot resist others' health. Even if you have all kinds of tricks and cannot stop others from punching, it will not be so useful to be smart.
No, Kong Ming, you are inflated, this is wrong. Think about the Navy General Aokiji and Akainu. Think about Kaido who is trying to die everywhere but cannot die. At this point, does it matter if you have a brain? If you are facing them now, can you win if you have a brain?
You can't float! You can't expand! You must be steady!
After a young man asked Kong Ming to make some psychological adjustments, he finally felt that he had successfully overcome the mentality of a small victory, that is, an expansionary mindset, and continued to handle the follow-up matters of the two pirate groups steadily. "Squad 3, 3, continue to input hypnotic gas into the trap. Squad 5, 5, immediately equipped gas masks, carried two hundred trigger lightning grenades to reach the 103 position, and immediately released four inside the trap after the trap was opened."
Chapter completed!