Chapter 69(1/2)
Lan Yan lowered his expression.
He felt that he needed to be quiet.
So he said calmly, "Guardian, I want to go to bed now, don't bother me."
Yin Xiaodao didn't understand what was going on, but responded, "Okay."
He turned off the computer silently, lay on the bed silently, and closed his eyes silently.
He has to live with a group of idiots every day in the future, so he has to adapt well. The only thing he is fortunate is that his girlfriend is the most normal in Hengguan. Of course, this also means that those people are more stupid than the other, and all the same is true for both young and old.
Finally, Lan Yan sighed again, "The sky has eyes, but I am blind."
There are so many beautiful and elegant women in this world. When he glanced at him, he came in groups. But he fell in love with a fool. Behind this fool, there is a fool's family.
I'm blind, really blind.
Even though he sighed so, he felt happy. It doesn’t matter if he is stupid, he will help her figure it out. He will take care of her so that she can be fed and fed.
Thinking of this, Lan Yan was filled with energy and sat up.
Yin Xiaodao looked at him suspiciously, "Silang, what's wrong with you?"
"Guardian Dao, where is your secret to having a child?" He looked arrogant.
"In the bag." She thought for a while and explained, "Mother said, you don't know much about having children, so she made an exception to learn the secrets of the Yin family for you."
"..." He didn't understand very much? Fart! He was immersed in romance action movies for several years. What secrets can he know better than him? He curled his lips and said, "Give it a look for me."
"Okay." Yin Xiaodao turned around and took out a yellowed book from the cloth bag, and handed it to him.
Lan Yan took it and looked at the cover.
The cover is solid color, with only four brush words written: Peerless martial arts.
He turned around and even the inner page was broken. "What era is this?"
"I don't know." She sat next to him. "Grandma passed it to my mother, and my mother passed it to me."
"...It's still passed down from generation to generation."
"Yes."
Lan Yan simply spread the book on the bed and then half-lying to read it.
This is a spring/palace picture. It has excellent painting skills and a distant artistic conception. It is completely different from the direct love action movie. The book is ambiguous/abnormal mood. The first few pages are looming, but instead they feel impatient to grasp the heart.
As he looked at it, Lan Yan's expression changed a little. He pursed his lips and his face collapsed tightly.
Yin Xiaodao held his cheek and was half lying down like him. However, her expression was very calm.
He glanced at her sideways, "Have you seen it?"
She nodded and asked, "Silang, don't you understand? I'll explain it to you."
"..." I'm just talking nonsense. It's amazing to see her stupid look. He snorted, "Come here, I'll teach you class."
Yin Xiaodao looked at him strangely, "Mother said you don't understand."
"You don't understand." Lan Yan rolled her eyes. "Since we are going to have babies in the future, we have to study hard."
Yin Xiaodao thought that now that Cangcheng's affairs have gone, he has quit poison, and the next thing is to get married and have children. It is indeed necessary to do enough homework. So she nodded, "Okay."
Although this young couple is full of energy and unbearable, Lan Yan thinks it is better to follow the steps after just two days of confirmation based on the relationship between the couple.
Learning is one thing, and practice is another.
At least after the stupid one understands, he will react again and can solve it openly.
Lan Yan held this upright idea and popularized knowledge for Yin Xiaodao. "Where, the sword guard. This thing has been natural since ancient times."
"Yes." Since everyone gave birth to babies like this, she and him were no exception. She asked, "Silo, will we get married and have babies after we return to Hengguan?"
"Get married first, then... do some prelude to having a baby, and have a baby in a few years." Although Lan Yan has always talked about the word "bringing a baby", he knew that he could not have a baby yet. He had a history of drug use for three and a half years and had only been quitting drugs for half a year. He was afraid of giving birth to a deformed child, a low-minded child or a little addiction/gentleman. He smiled, "Dao Guard, when I am healthy, we will have a few cute babies." No matter whether it is a quota or not, if you want to give birth, you will be fined.
Yin Xiaodao understood what he meant and held his hand, "Silang, you will definitely be healthy."
"Yeah, give me a try." He hugged her and smiled.
The secret book content is a bit too much, and Lan Yan can no longer bear it if he doesn't read one-third of it.
There is no way, his ability in some aspects has been restored very vigorously. With a little thought, the little brother will not be able to calm down.
He was afraid that things would turn back when they were extreme, so he stopped halfway, "Learn here today and see it another day."
"Silang, aren't you going to teach me any more?" Yin Xiaodao sat up.
"I can't go." He said in a rough voice.
"We learned the secrets, when will we start practicing?" She has always been very motivated. In the past, when she practiced martial arts, she would train immediately after reading theories.
"..." Lan Yan was silent for several seconds and said, "Let's wait until you finish learning everything... you can easily get unexpected results if you know a little bit."
"Okay." Yin Xiaodao responded.
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Lan Yan and Yin Xiaodao did not leave for a long time to return to Hengguan. They dragged in Cangcheng for several days.
Because I have to read the secrets.
In order to keep himself healthy, Lan Yan only turned a few pages a day. Then, in a serious tone, he explained the process of giving birth to a baby to Yin Xiaodao.
This secret book is very powerful. There are many movements, without certain physical strength and endurance, and it is impossible to complete them at all.
Lan Yan later realized that this was simply double cultivation in openness and martial arts practice in secret.
Depend on!
Isn’t this exhausting book from any bastard? A leisurely and relaxing exercise makes it look like a fight.
But that stupid guy was eager to try it out. Judging from her momentum, she wanted to fight him.
The people in Hengguan are indeed a group of stupid people.
A fool.
Even though Lan Yan was very dissatisfied with this secret book for having a child, he still read the entire book.
He felt that the essence of this book lies in the prelude. The difficult movements behind it can be ignored directly.
This is what he explained to Yin Xiaodao.
She nodded, "Martial arts all start with the first move."
"..." Lan Yan thought, he was probably the only one, his girlfriend was practicing martial arts mentality and gave birth to a baby with him.
Yin Xiaodao is looking forward to the days when theory and practice are combined.
Lan Yan didn't expect it. However, his little brother was singing opposite him, and he couldn't control it.
Finally, the first day of practicing secrets has arrived.
It was August 16th and the 14th day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar.
The day was chosen by Yin Xiaodao, and she explained, "Tomorrow is the Zhongyuan Festival. A taboo in marriage."
"..." Lan Yan was too lazy to argue with her and said, "I'll go downstairs to buy an accidental interceptor."
"I have an accidental interceptor." Yin Xiaodao recalled the moment when Lan Yu fired the gun, "I won't use it last time you were in danger." And the situation was too critical at that time, so she didn't have time to take out the accidental interceptor.
Lan Yan raised the corner of his mouth, "Tell you how to use it tonight."
In the evening, he cooks and she washes dishes.
Then there is the formal experience moment.
Lan Yan acted perfunctorily.
Yin Xiaodao took a shower early and sat on the bed and meditated.
He glanced at her, "Blade Guard, remember to show mercy." He was worried that she would be stupid, and he really thought that practicing martial arts would crippled him.
"Okay." She replied loudly.
Lan Yan always thought that he was not keen on secret practice, but unexpectedly, his little brother reacted quickly and completely regarded his "thinking" as farts.
When he came out after taking a shower, Yin Xiaodao was practicing handstand, his body straight and exuding the strength of his muscles.
He patted his forehead and murmured, "I hope I can survive tonight."
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Lan Yan is alive.
Still alive.
He couldn't help but admire his athletic ability.
The first few pages of the secret book are good, and they have a lot of insights into the rendering of the atmosphere. Thanks to this atmosphere, Lan Yan was not crippled by Yin Xiaodao.
Lan Yan has rich theoretical knowledge and has learned secrets, so he can learn it without any teacher when practicing it.
Yin Xiaodao cooperated quite well. Although she lacked facial expressions, he was also fascinated.
To be continued...