Chapter 948 Tang San's Burial: My Damned Charm(1/2)
Chapter 948 Tang San Burial: There is no place for my damn charm...
"ah!!!"
Accompanied by the familiar screams and screams of monkeys and pigs, the three beasts who were resting,
At the same time, those big ears stood up!
Bai Longma tilted his head and looked at the direction of the sound. His head was filled with question marks, as if he didn't understand San Zang's screams!
After all, compared to the monkey and Bajie, he is the one closest to San Buran and the one who understands this animal best.
Logically speaking, if you go to the land of daughters, the third burial should be in a state where the sea is wide and fish can leap, and the sky is high and birds can fly?
Why does it sound so miserable?
As for the monkey,
The smile on his face suddenly disappeared, and then he pricked up his ears and listened carefully, and the expression on his face immediately became weird.
The next second,
The monkey with a strange expression jumped into the sky and headed straight for the direction of the sound!
at the same time,
Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the ground and patting his belly, suddenly sat up and looked at the direction the monkey was leaving, smiling so heartlessly——
"Heh heh heh... You Bima Wen, who has killed a thousand swords, told you to go to the master a long time ago, but you said there is no hurry, no rush. How can you know the terror of human women, you stinky, hairy monkey?"
"Don't talk about Master's eight pairs of abs, even if he has eighty pairs, as long as he stays in the daughter's country for one night, if he can breathe, I will lose!"
Speaking of which,
Zhu Bajie was happy again, squinting his eyes and said leisurely:
"You damn Bima Wen, when you put on the tight band, I will ask for a spell from the master. If you dare not listen to me, I will kill you!"
but,
At this time, Zhu Bajie didn't notice that Xiao Bailong looked at him with eyes full of pity, and was still trapped in his own fantasy, unable to extricate himself.
As if in its imagination,
It really saw the monkey being tortured by itself. While squinting, it patted its belly leisurely and lay back,
While lying down, he said: "It won't be solved without a thousand words of 'Big Brother' by then!"
At this time,
Zhu Bajie suddenly felt his eyes go dark. Before he could open his eyes, he heard an extremely unkind voice coming from his ear——
“What can’t be solved with a thousand words?”
"Big Brother!"
The proud Zhu Bajie said subconsciously, and then he realized something was wrong. He suddenly opened his eyes and saw a figure standing above his head.
He was bending over and looking down at himself!
That familiar furry face, Lei Gong, had a heart-stopping grin on his lips, and his blood-red eyes were filled with a chill that would make his liver and gallbladder explode!
The next second,
Zhu Bajie shivered violently, and a pig's heart suddenly rose to his throat. After swallowing a mouthful of old phlegm with a gulp,
Then he showed an awkward yet polite smile and said in a stiff tone: "Senior...Senior Brother, didn't you go to save Master?"
"Master, I, Old Sun, have my own explanation!"
The monkey gritted his teeth and said, raised his little fist, and then gritted his teeth and said: "But now... you have to give me an explanation first!"
After saying that,
The monkey raised his little fist and hit the pig's head hard in front of him——
Bang!
A muffled sound,
The stone as big as a millstone under Zhu Bajie's body shattered into pieces with a bang, and even half of Zhu Bajie's body was knocked to the ground by it.
The next second,
A shrill, sharp sound suddenly resounded through the void——
"zuo..."
When the pig-like screams rang out, not to mention the White Dragon Mule lying on the ground, trembling with fright, even Tang San Buran, who was ten miles away,
He also swallowed the curse that was about to blurt out.
Then he pointed to the direction where the screams came from, looking at the female knight who led hundreds of female soldiers to surround him, filled with righteous indignation,
He put his hands together and said with a broken face: "Female donor, the scream just now was made by Zhu Bajie, the second disciple of the poor monk. I don't know what happened. The poor monk wants to go take a look!"
"apprentice?"
The female knight looked at San Zang in surprise, frowned and said, "Is your apprentice a pig?"
"Exactly!"
San Zan clasped his hands together and explained with a smile: "There is also a monkey, who is also the disciple of the poor monk!"
"Monkey? Pig?"
The female knight's eyebrows knitted into a knot, and she said thoughtfully: "Your apprentice, are you a male or a female?"
"Well……"
After hearing this, San Zan thought about it very seriously, then rubbed his chin and said solemnly: "Male!"
Wow!
Before he could put down the hand rubbing his chin and raise his eyelids, Sanzang heard the sound of fighting and iron horses.
When he looked up, he found those heroic and murderous female warriors who had surrounded him before.
In just half a breath, they reorganized their formation!
Moreover, every female warrior's eyes were burning with extremely terrifying flames that were so hot that they could set people on fire!
Especially the feeling of eagerness to try, it made Sanzang's hair stand on end in shock, and his miter was thrown away by the invisible energy.
Revealing that handsome bald head that makes all the girls salivate and become unbearably passionate!
see the situation,
San Zang subconsciously adjusted her hair,
Mind——
Why,
My damn charm has nowhere to go!
And at this time,
The female knight glanced at San Zang, and then raised her hips. Because the female knight had already removed part of her armor, San Zan looked at the back intently.
She was shocked to find that the thin white shirt that had previously been blocked between the female knight's skin and armor,
at this time,
A large area has been soaked with sweat!
The soaked white shirt became even more unobstructed. In a daze, San Zang seemed to have seen the deeply hidden trap of the female knight!
After taking another quick look, Sanzang made a determined decision not to fall into the trap of 'gentleness'.
It's not because he is no match for Tiger, nor because he doesn't want to be a male knight,
Mainly because——
As a monk, he must bear in mind the Buddha's commandment to "not have sex with women"!
right,
Quit sex!!!
Thinking of this,
San Buran put his hands together and said with dignity, "Amitabha, thank you so much to the female benefactor for your kindness. The poor monk appreciates it!"
"I don't know how to appreciate it, huh!"
After the female knight saw San Buran's appearance, she sat on the saddle bitterly and heard a crisp sound of 'pop'.
Amidst the splashing of water drops, the female knight said bitterly——
"Someone, go catch that male monkey and boar!"
As the female knight finished speaking, hundreds of female warriors instantly became energetic as if they had been given a shot of blood, and at the same time their eyes turned red.
Just hearing a "rumbling" sound, mixed with the flying smoke and dust in the sky, hundreds of female warriors transformed into women like the wind,
To be continued...