Chapter 989 135,000 words omitted here
Chapter 989: One hundred and thirty-five thousand words are omitted here...
"Hehehe... sister, be careful, you kicked my sister's sister!"
"Sister's sister? You monster...are you talking about the sixth sister or the seventh sister?"
"Where you are spreading horse fleas, spread it yourself. Don't drag me and Qimei into the water. Also, be gentle when you spread horse fleas. Don't make the hot spring smell weird!"
"Bah...you're smelling everywhere. Oops, I don't know who it was, but it broke the stone a few days ago!"
"Sister, you are annoying!"
…
Looking at the seven graceful figures in the hot spring in front, Zhu Bajie subconsciously wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth.
Since leaving Gao Laozhuang, Zhu Bajie has almost forgotten the feeling of being squeezed by San Zang!
Now in this deep mountain and old forest, I suddenly encountered seven...
Its heart, which had been silent for an unknown amount of time and was restless, suddenly became alive!
immediately,
A bold idea appeared in Zhu Bajie's mind!
At this time,
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and saw the clothes hanging on the grass in the distance. After the bad water in his stomach began to bubble,
This idiot actually took away someone's clothes!
after,
Zhu Bajie quietly came to the thatch near the hot spring, muttering something in his mouth, and then made a splash,
It turned directly into a big black catfish that was thirty centimeters long, as thick as a baby's arms, and covered in fleshy lumps, and slithered into the hot spring!
The next second——
"Ah, why is there a big catfish here? Hey, sisters, look, this catfish is so extraordinary!"
"Such a big catfish is really rare. It's strange, why is it covered with fleshy lumps? Whew... You catfish is so clueless, where are you going to burrow?"
"Hiss...sisters, this catfish...uh...is very talented. Quickly catch it and raise it in a captivity...ouch..."
"This catfish has become a sperm... Why do you burrow into a hole when you see it? I'll pinch you to death... Damn, it's so silky... You really have an extraordinary talent!"
"Sister, get out of the way, let it come towards me!"
…
The seven women couldn't see Zhu Bajie's true identity at all, they just thought it was a catfish that had become a spirit, and for a while they actually had a lot of fun playing with the catfish!
soon,
Various sounds sounded in the hot spring one after another, including the woman's screams, and the hot spring was quickly covered by a thick mist!
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Half a day later,
Really half a day later!
That is, about seven or eight | ninety hours later, as the mist on the hot spring dissipated, the exhausted Zhu Bajie walked out of the hot spring.
The wet clothes clung to her body, but Zhu Bajie had no intention of drying them!
If you look at its pale face and tired and heavy footsteps, I'm afraid the battle just now will be...
Zhu Bajie really tried his best!
After all, it is a pig, not a snake,
It’s very tiring to drill around!
As the wet Zhu Bajie left, several panting snow-white bodies floated on the hot spring behind him!
…
"Idiot, you still know how to come back?"
Zhu Bajie dragged his heavy and weak legs back to San Zang. Before he could say goodbye, the monkey grabbed his ears.
The pain made Zhu Bajie howl twice, and he quickly said to San Zan: "Master, master, it's not that I'm a lazy old pig, it's that I encountered a monster!"
monster?
San Buran, who was drinking porridge with his back to Zhu Bajie, threw away the bowl in his hand as soon as he heard these two words, and came to Zhu Bajie in a hurry.
His eyes were red and he said: "Monster? Where is it?!"
"Young one..."
Zhu Bajie, whose ears were grabbed by the monkey, said coquettishly: "Master, I, the old pig, have conquered them all!"
Um?
(⊙⊙)
Seeing San Zan's eyes widening, Zhu Bajie's heart trembled, his face turned pale, and he hurriedly explained:
"Don't blame me, old pig, Master, I didn't notice them at first, so I fell into their trap, and it took a lot of effort to break out of it!"
→_→
Faced with Zhu Bajie's rhetoric, San Zang did not pursue the matter, but the monkey saw at a glance that he was lying.
Plus, Zhu Bajie’s body is slimy, and there’s that faint smell of horse fleas?!
The monkey narrowed his eyes and stamped his feet hard——
"Get the land out of here for me, Old Sun!"
puff!
A puff of white smoke appeared, and the little old man came out directly. He bowed deeply to the monkey and said, "I have seen the great sage!"
"Um!"
The monkey stared at Zhu Bajie, who looked embarrassed and kept winking at the ground, and asked: "What monster is in front of you? What are the habits of monsters?"
"To the great sage, there is a silk cave ahead. There are seven female spider spirits in the cave. Not long ago, they occupied the hot spring where the seven fairies bathe. They go to take a dip every morning!"
Because Tu Tu lowered his head, he did not see Zhu Bajie's eyes, but asked curiously: "I wonder why the Great Sage asked this?"
"hey-hey……"
When the monkey saw Tang San's old face, his face darkened, and he felt happy in his heart. He waved his hand and said: "It's okay, you can go down!"
"Yes, Great Sage!"
After the land finished speaking, it went directly into the ground and disappeared!
And at this time,
Tang Sanzian's cold eyes fell on Zhu Bajie, who exuded a heavy and depressing aura as if a storm was coming.
Zhu Bajie's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys trembled wildly!
The next second,
Tang Sanbian strode towards Zhu Bajie and said coldly: "Monkey, make a fire and boil water, I will make you a pot of Tang Braised Pork!"
"Well done, Master!"
After the monkey finished speaking, before Zhu Bajie could open his mouth to explain, Tang San's iron fist came to Zhu Bajie,
bang,
His pig nose was swollen directly!
Subsequently,
While the monkey made a fire and boiled water, he watched Tang San beat the pig and listened to Zhu Bajie's moving screams.
Because the monkey has been traveling day and night for these two months, the haze shrouding his heart has also disappeared!
Half an hour later,
Zhu Bajie, with a bruised nose and swollen face, was soaking in the steaming stone pot, looking at San Zan and Sun Wukong with pleading eyes.
Originally, it didn't want to be in the pot, but Sanzang gave three choices -
Go into the pot yourself!
Second, put on the tight hoops!
Third, carry the rake and go back to Gaolaozhuang!
Think about it again and again,
Zhu Bajie, who had a bruised nose and swollen face, climbed into the boiling water obediently!
Although the water temperature is very high,
But because it has magical power to protect itself, it is still a demon. In a short period of time, boiling water will not pose a threat to his life!
at this time,
Tang Sanbian looked at the monkey and asked in surprise: "Wukong, they say that dead pigs are not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Why is Bajie not afraid of being scalded either?"
"Master, it is a demon. Although it is not made of copper and iron, it will be fine in a short period of time. Moreover, it has magical power to protect itself. Even if it is boiled for a day, it will not hurt a hair!"
Hearing the words of the monkey,
Zhu Bajie suddenly felt his anus tighten, and suddenly he wanted to understand why Sanzang wanted to beat him.
At that moment, he didn't care about his bruised nose and swollen face, which was painful and sweating when he opened his mouth, and he shouted in panic:
"Master, have mercy on me... I didn't kill those seven monsters. Master, please have mercy on me..."
Chapter completed!