Chapter 992 This thing? From Lingji Bodhisattva!(1/2)
Chapter 992 This thing? It was a gift from Lingji Bodhisattva!
Chrysanthemum view?
Is there anyone with a name like this?!
After hearing this, San Zan raised his head and stared, his expression instantly froze——
Yellow Flower View?!
There was also an old man with a sinister face standing in front of the audience...
Old Taoist!
see the situation,
San Zan's expression froze slightly, and then he looked at Zhu Bajie aside, the coldness of annoyance in his eyes flashed away!
The next second,
"Hahaha... This disciple of the eminent monk is really unusually tall. Today is an eye-opener!"
As this voice sounded, Sanzang suddenly looked at the Taoist with squinted eyes, and the color of chaos flashed in his cold eyes.
You can see through the prototype of this monster at a glance!
Subsequently,
San Zan said to himself: "It turns out to be a centipede!"
After the words fell,
San Buran rode a white dragon horse and walked towards the mountain. He retorted from a distance: "The Taoist priest's chrysanthemum temple is also extraordinary. A poor monk is polite!"
Chrysanthemum view?
Hearing this name again, the hundred-eyed monster couldn't help but get angry, but because he didn't know the length of the three burials, he didn't fall out on the spot.
Instead, he bowed with a smile and said: "The holy monk is joking, this poor Taoist is a yellow flower temple, not a chrysanthemum temple!"
"Same thing, if a chrysanthemum turns yellow, it means a yellow flower, and if the yellow flower dies, it will become damaged. As the saying goes, 'If a chrysanthemum is damaged, its buttocks will be damaged.' I think Taoist priest must have damaged his buttocks!"
grass!
The hundred-eyed monster couldn't bear it any longer. He looked down at Tang Sanzong with a ferocious smile, his facial features twitching,
Realizing that Monkey and Zhu Bajie were not easy to deal with, he took a deep breath and suppressed the thought of taking action in his heart.
A smile appeared on his face again, and he said calmly: "The holy monk spits out lotus flowers, and the fragrance fills the ground. The poor monk is willing to bow down!"
At this time,
Tang Sanzun had already arrived in front of Duomu, and said calmly: "The Taoist priest is joking. How dare a poor monk be so arrogant on the Taoist priest's territory!"
grass!
Do you also know that this is Pindao’s territory?
When I was quarreling with Pindao just now, I didn’t see you being embarrassed either!
The multi-eyed monster lowered its eyes and looked at its toes quietly, and could not help but think of "A Complete Collection of One Hundred and Eight Ways to Eat Tang San's Burial" in his mind.
At this time,
Looking at the Taoist with a malicious look on his face, Sanzang glanced at the monkey and Bajie who were following him. After making sure that he was 100% safe,
Then he looked directly into the other person's eyes and said with a smile: "Taoist Master, this poor monk is very confused about something, and I don't know whether to talk about it or not!"
"Hahaha……"
Duomu burst out laughing when he heard this, waved his hand and said, "If the eminent monk has anything to say, let's go in and say it. If someone sees him here, I'm afraid someone will say that the poor Taoist has not treated me well!"
"No problem!"
After hearing this, San Zan waved his hand and said with a smile:
"I just have a doubt, this poor monk. You are a monster who has transformed into a Taoist to bring trouble to the world. Are you really not afraid that the Sanqing Taoist Sect will cause trouble for you?"
brush!
After hearing San Zang's words, Duomu's eyes changed, and then he looked at San Zan unkindly and said coldly:
"What do you mean, Pindao doesn't understand? What kind of monster? What kind of Taoist incarnation? Pindao is a Taoist born and raised in Huanghuaguan!"
"not understand?"
San Zan laughed, pointed at Duomu's nose, and cursed:
"Do you think that because you possess the power of transformation, you can steal the sky and change the weather? I can tell at a glance that you are not a human being! Damn..."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Before the third burial slogan could be finished, the multi-eyed monster burst into laughter and then suddenly retreated for more than ten meters.
Looking at San Buran arrogantly, he was furious because his slogan was interrupted. After laughing three times, he looked up to the sky and laughed wildly.
He said loudly: "It is said that Tang Sanzong's strength is extraordinary. When I saw him today, his reputation is indeed well-deserved. Since you have seen Pindao's true form, Pindao will not be polite to you!"
Said,
The multi-eyed monster suddenly pulled the Taoist robe on his body and said with a ferocious face: "Tang San was buried and died!"
The next second,
An unexpected scene happened——
Seeing the multi-eyed monster trying to pull off his clothes, Sanzang also pulled off his cassock. Eight pairs of abdominal muscles crackled as he was about to speak.
With a plop,
San Buran almost fell to the ground!
The next second,
He pointed at the multi-eyed monster in front of him with an unruly face and nostrils pointing upward, and said in shock: "You, you, you... are you sick?"
Multi-eyed monster:???
He looked at the dense eyes on himself, and when he raised his head, he saw San Zang's expression full of pity.
The multi-eyed monster suddenly became angry!
My blood pressure soared to 800, and hundreds of eyes on my body were red!
Subsequently,
The furious multi-eyed monster pointed at Tang Sanzong opposite, and cursed loudly: "You, you, you... can you fucking speak? This is Ben Zhenjun's discernment!"
He just finished saying,
The knowledgeable monkey and Zhu Bajie beside the third burial laughed ferociously at the same time, and when they were about to take action, the multi-eyed monster suddenly woke up.
He hurriedly said: "Tang Sanzang, I didn't expect you to still play such a little trick in front of Pindao. Let's watch my Dharma eyes fall on you!"
After saying that,
The multi-eyed monster has hundreds of bloody eyes, shooting out brilliant light at the same time!
The next second,
Monkey and Zhu Bajie, who had just taken a step, screamed at the same time, covered their eyes and took a few steps back.
at the same time,
Monkey covered San Zang's eyes and said in a painful voice: "Master, don't look at the eyes on his body, nor his spiritual consciousness!"
Sanzang, who tilted his head and closed his eyes, said calmly: "Wukong, I understand!"
After saying that,
He turned his head again, closed his eyes and said to the multi-eyed monster: "Monster, let's see how this poor monk can see through your eyes!"
"Hahaha……"
Upon hearing this, the multi-eyed monster looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, saying proudly: "Tang Sanzang, do you still want to break through the poor Taoist Dharma Eyes? What a dream!"
"Also, do you think everything will be fine if you close your eyes? After one stick of incense, even if you close your eyes, you will become blind. By then..."
At this time,
San Zan put his hand into his crotch and cursed kindly: "I'm going to fuck the Buddha, you devil who doesn't know whether to live or die, you won't be able to reach that time!"
The next second,
He took out the magic weapon "Samadhi Kamikaze" from his crotch. After the smell was gone, he said to Monkey and Bajie: "You two, take three steps back!"
After saying that,
Sanzang put his finger in front of the magic weapon of ‘Samadhi Divine Wind’ and blew on it——
apply!
The strong wind rises and the yellow sand sloshes——
The divine wind of Samadhi carried countless amounts of yellow sand and rushed towards the laughing multi-eyed monster in front. Before the multi-eyed monster could react,
To be continued...