Chapter 247 Cucumber
"Uncle, I, I, am I a good drinker..." Tang Fanling turned around and drunkenly came to Xue Tianai's side and said, and even gave Xue Tianai a big wine burp regardless of her appearance.
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"Yes, yes, handsome uncle, you, you, you can't do it either..." A girl with disheveled hair just now was staggering to Xue Tianai's left side holding an empty beer bottle.
Shaking.
"Come on, come on, uncle, keep playing, keep drinking!" The girl who had been afraid to speak just now started talking, and a pile of drunken body bones clung to Xue Tianai's back limply.
superior.
"Hey, hey, hey, uncle~~~" The last girl, who had met Xue Tianai since the last time she was racing, was also standing next to Xue Tianai with a soft voice, shaking Xue Tianai's arm.
Xue Tianai was sitting on the ground upright at this time, not daring to express his anger, and the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, Damn, do you want to do this to him?
Just now, Xue Tianai had a good round or two of games with these members of the ancient Chinese culture club. However, at the end of the game, it inexplicably turned into a round of battles where Xue Tianai drank wine...
One person after another, one cup after another, they kept drinking with Xue Tianai.
Xue Tianai was stunned for a while, because the alcohol content of the foreign wines on the table was quite high! Now he was drinking one cup after another. Although it was a wheel battle, it was a bit too harsh.
ah!
At the same time, Xue Tianai felt even more frightened for a while. Fortunately, he came here, otherwise, if he had allowed these little girls to drink like this in the bar, something would easily have happened!
You have to know that bars are the most crowded places, where many beauty hunters go to find women and pick up corpses. If this is targeted by some bad guys...
The consequences would be unimaginable!
Xue Tianai sighed softly, and couldn't help but want to persuade: "Well, I drink quite a lot now, you drink less..."
But before Xue Tianai finished speaking, the short-haired girl Tang Fanling came in front of Xue Tianai, her little butt sat directly on one of Xue Tianai's legs, and she put her hand on Xue Tianai's head drunkenly.
above the shoulders.
"Handsome uncle, how about we go racing together again... I have never sat in your co-pilot seat..."
"Yes, yes, handsome uncle, wait, wait, let's... let's go racing again! I, I want to experience... experience the feeling of sitting in your car!" Another girl sat down on Xue at this time.
On Tian Ai's other leg, the pair of soft pieces on her chest were squeezed onto Xue Tian Ai's chest.
This tower meow!
Are these little girls drunk and stupid?
Go racing now? Even if you have a hundred driver's licenses, it's not enough! No, it should be, even if you have a hundred lives, it's not enough!
Also, get off him! Don’t take advantage of him fearlessly after drinking too much! Also, can the guy behind him stop rubbing his back with your breasts!
Although Xue Tianai is not interested in these little girls at all, he can't stand the crowd, and these pure and pleasant, soft and delicate bodies are quite attractive when they cling to him so tightly!
Especially when the body fragrance of youthful virginity and the aroma of various foreign wines mixed together and invaded Xue Tianai's nasal cavity, even if Xue Tianai had no more thoughts and no matter how firm his willpower was, at this time
There is still a feeling of excitement.
We can’t keep going like this!
Xue Tianai felt the evil fire that was about to burn inexplicably, and screamed in his heart that something was wrong, and was about to take action to remove the four girls from his body one by one...
"Hey, Fanling, Wanru, Xiaoai, Xiaoyi, what are you doing! Get off Tianai quickly!" Cen An'an, who was drinking and chatting in another battle circle, finally noticed Xue
The situation on Tianai's side was that he immediately started shouting.
While shouting, Cen An'an puffed up his face, stood up with his mouth pouted, and rushed towards Xue Tianai with long teeth and claws.
At this time, some boys in the club felt like crying when they saw the four girls hanging on Xue Tianai.
This, this, this is so enviable!
Seeing Xue Tianai surrounded by women, the boys felt bitter in their hearts. They started to drink heavily while holding hands, and then turned around to try to attract some other girls.
At this time, Cen An'an had already arrived at Xue Tianai's place, and pulled her little hand towards Tang Fanling: "Fangling, what are you doing! Tianai is my boyfriend! Come down quickly!"
Although Xue Tianai is just pretending to be her boyfriend, Cen An'an still can't help but feel unhappy when she sees her close friends and Xue Tianai.
"Cluck, cluck, cluck..." Tang Fanling actually giggled at this time, and then looked at Cen An'an with charming eyes. Her butt was still as stable as a rock, sitting on Xue Tianai's lap: "An'an, don't blame my bestie.
It’s not a human being, it’s just that your boyfriend is too charming!”
"Yes, An'an, you and uncle stick together every day, so you can lend us one-handed dogs for a while. You don't need this period of time." The girl sitting on Xue Tianai's other leg also deliberately
He put a sticker on Xue Tianai's body.
"An'an, I find that you are really happy. Your uncle's muscles are really awesome!" The girl stuck behind Xue Tianai rubbed her green-white hands on Xue Tianai's solid chest.
At this time, Xue Tianai felt like vomiting blood. How come these little girls were getting more and more over the top? And what could he be? Are you borrowing it?
Sure enough, his thinking is really a bit backward. These little girls are still in school, but they are all so good at "driving"!
Cen An'an watched her girlfriends refute her eloquently one by one, and became a little out of breath, but for a while she couldn't find anything to say to refute them.
"You women, can you stop being so arrogant!" Cen An'an shouted with a puffed-up face.
"No!" The girls hanging on Xue Tianai replied in unison.
At this moment, Cen Anan felt like he wanted to go crazy, and his little face turned purple with anxiety, but he still couldn't pull Tang Fanling and the others, so he had to run to the middle to pull Xue Tianai, pulling and pulling Xue Tianai.
Said.
"If you really want a man, there aren't any in the bar right now! Go find it yourself and don't pester my Tian Ai!"
"No, there is no man in the bar who is more mature and charming than the uncle!" Tang Fanling also held Xue Tianai's hand.
"That's it, An'an, don't be so stingy! You just want to lend it to us for a while, and it won't wear out!" At this time, another girl on the side also started to help Tang Fanling get up.
The other two girls also got off Xue Tianai's body and followed suit one after another, joining Tang Fanling's side.
"No, Tian Ai is mine! Besides, you can't bully a friend's wife! Do you understand?" Cen An Anmo pulled Xue Tian Ai's left arm hard and said a little frantically.
"Uncle is not An An's wife, he is An An's boyfriend!" Tang Fanling corrected with a sweet smile, while also pulling Xue Tianai's right arm hard.
"You...you...you..." Cen An'an was about to cry for a while, but for a while he didn't know how to reply. He could only say angrily: "Fang Ling, you guys are still shameless.
It’s over!”
"I'm shameless, I want an uncle!" Tang Fanling giggled and said: "How about it, An'an, lend us the uncle for one night! We will definitely record excellent video materials for you!
Then it will be used for your reference and study in the future!”
"What can you teach me, you old maid!" Cen An'an responded with a little disregard for her image at this time.
Hearing the word "spinster", Tang Fanling's pretty face couldn't help but blush. She bit her lips and replied forcefully: "So~, uncle, lend me one night, and I won't be an old maid anymore! Hurry up and lend it to us.
Use it once!”
"No, I won't do it! If you want to get rid of the title of old maid, just buy a cucumber yourself! My Tianai will never be borrowed from outside!" Cen An'an's image of a good girl gradually disappeared, and in her heart
The little witch began to fight on her behalf.
Tang Fanling suddenly made a big face: "No! The cucumber has no temperature, and it can't be moved by itself! I think it is more reliable to borrow the uncle!"
"Then just put the cucumber in the microwave and heat it up!" Cen An'an suggested seriously.
"Then the cucumber will go soft*!" Tang Fanling shook her head resolutely.
"Just put it in the refrigerator and freeze it!"
"Then it's going to be cold again! So let's lend it to us for a while!"
Xue Tianai, who was in the middle at this time, already had a dark look on his face after hearing this long conversation. It can be said that he was burnt inside and out!
Damn it, how come these girls are more powerful than the other! They can even pull out things like cucumbers!
But the thing that annoys him the most now is why a tug-of-war suddenly started with him as the center! Do you know that an uncle like him can't stand such a "torsion"?
Since everyone is calling uncle, can you take care of your "old arms and legs"?
Xue Tianai looked at Cen An'an, whose face was slightly bulging and staring, and then at Tang Fanling, who had a slight smirk on her face. For a moment, she felt an even bigger headache.
It seems that he has innocently become a tool for fun among girlfriends today, but being pulled back and forth like this is not an option!
Finally, an idea flashed in Xue Tianai's mind.
Xue Tianai used both hands to pull out the hands of Cen An'an and Tang Fanling. Then he smiled coquettishly at the confused women and said, "You sisters, let's chat first. I need to go to the toilet!"
Chapter completed!