Chapter Twelve Really Painful
The dilapidated alley is very quiet, and even under the blue sky and white sun, no one appears. It is definitely a good place to kill people and silence! Puppet dogs, Qianjimen's fist products, and wealthy families in secular society will buy a few to go back to guard the house.
Of course, Liu Heiqi and the other three could not tell that Lu Xiaoyi's puppet dog was a copycat. A wandering doctor released two puppet dogs at a time, and most of them were ruthless people like lone thieves.
"Hero, please spare my life. The villain has an eighty mother above and a three-year-old baby below. He had to do such a business. If you have a lot of me, just think I'm a fart." Liu Heiqi knelt down decisively, wanting to strangle himself to death. A doctor in the Youfang Fang was wearing a pair of magic weapons shoes, but he even had a bad idea.
Looking at the three people kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy, Lu Xiaoyi did not relax his vigilance, but became more and more careful. These rogues have no moral line and acted the most viciously. Only God knows how many bad things they have done that are unscrupulous to them.
Lu Xiaoyi has a lot of experience in dealing with such people.
"Bah! Let's gossip, you guys are not as good as you guys, and you are worthy of your bad luck? Today it falls into my hands, you are unlucky..." The best way to use such people is to make them afraid, and it is best to be scared to the point where you can urinate when you hear the name.
Half an hour later, three naked men walked out of the alley and covered their crotch shyly with their hands.
A crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth soon appeared on the street, watching the fun. The three of them didn't dare to run quickly, and they were walking in small steps with their legs. Those who didn't know the truth saw it fresh, and those who knew the knowledge could tell at a glance that these three unlucky balls were tied together by a very thin silk thread. I don't know which guy who killed thousands of swords thought of such an immoral trick.
When three people walk together, they must be in the same pace, otherwise they will really get to the ball, and the consequences will naturally be painful. If anyone runs, the sharp silk thread will turn the three people into eggless people, and their scientific name is: eunuch.
According to the instructions, Liu Heiqi and his other two walked less than a hundred meters along the street. After turning a corner, they could finally take off the silk thread, hide in a corner, find their clothes, and then wear them, and escape in a panic amid the laughter of countless onlookers.
Liu Heiqi returned to that alley again, and he dared not come back. Master Lu could come up with such a perverted solution, what kind of heart is so bad. I don’t know how to die in the future if I offend such a person. The key is torture before death.
"If you have a word about today's incident, you will be talking about your whole family. The man is dead, and the woman sells thousands of people in the kiln! "Under the shade of the trees at the entrance of the alley, Lu Xiaoyi sat on a bamboo chair, speaking slowly, with a gloomy tone.
"Young one can swear to the sky. As long as you reveal half a word, the sky will slap five thunders." Liu Heiqi quickly swears that he would not want to do it again after the encounter just now. It really hurts to remember it!
"It's good that you know. Before dark, find me a place to live, right next to the city, a quiet place, it's not too bad." As he said, Lu Xiaoyi threw a small cloth bag over: "Take it, this is money for running errands, and things can't be done well, you know."
"Yes!" Liu Heiqi picked up the cloth bag on the ground, ran a few times, and knew it was five Yuanqi stones.
Liu Heiqi left, and Lu Xiaoyi felt a little distressed. Although an invisible talisman flower is not too unfair, this thing is too expensive. This time I went out and brought out all the low-level magic weapons I had accumulated. It is naturally not a problem to deal with these gangsters. If you really face local tyrants and bullies, you probably won’t be able to make any waves in this little property.
At dusk, Liu Heiqi came back, and this guy was completely subdued and his work efficiency was very high.
The house is nearby, and Lu Xiaoyi follows him. This area is a slum, and it is very difficult to find a quiet small yard. Therefore, Lu Xiaoyi can accept the rent for a monthly Yuanqi stone. He did not rush to see the house, but asked Liu Heiqi to lead him around to see it. There was a low building with a complex terrain, so it was easy to hide and run when something happened.
Living in such a place is not easy to attract everyone's attention and is safer. Of course, this place is just a way out. To earn enough money here, buy enough materials and high-quality black jade, you must first call out the name of the miracle doctor.
The level of the Juling Continent is very strict. If a mortal has a disease or a disaster, the cultivation sect will not care about it. If someone is lucky enough to find a immortal to treat it, that is another matter. In most cases, even if you are rich, you can only buy elixirs in the office of a certain sect to save your life, and it is expensive. If you want to recover, don’t expect these elixirs.
In short, it's just that irresponsible.
The landlord is a young couple with a little girl of seven or eight years old. According to Liu Heiqi, the couple lived a good life. The man worked as a escort agency, and the woman did some needlework at home. The house was left by his elders. The income of the two did not need to be rented out. Half a year ago, the man took a escort and met a robber on the road. The man was seriously injured after a fight. The escort agency paid for elixirs to hang his life, but the internal injuries were too serious. It was inevitable to lie in the bed for a year or two.
In this way, life will be hard, and you can also think about the difficulty of renting a house to the outside world.
Liu Heiqi's home is nearby. He grew up with the men from this family. He knew the truth and was willing to rent it to Lu Xiaoyi.
When Lu Xiaoyi arrived, a young woman was holding a child at the entrance of the yard. Seeing Liu Heiqi coming forward to greet him, he introduced him and asked Lu Xiaoyi to go in and see the house. You can't say that you can rent it as long as you want, but Lu Xiaoyi must be satisfied.
The yard is not big, with three rooms, the main room is where the couple lives with their children. On the east side is the kitchen, the wood-room is one, and on the west side is the guest room, and on the outside, this room is rented out. When you go in, the place is not big, and a kang takes up half of the place. The walls are adobe and a small window is open. Ordinary people cannot afford tiles (a crystal with low value) and the window paper is pasted.
The house was a little dark. When Lu Xiaoyi looked at it, the young woman at the door was a little nervous, afraid that he would not rent the house. The house was almost broken, so she pointed to the money. Otherwise, people like Liu Heiqi would not let him rent the house.
"Sister-in-law, I am a doctor. I'm here to come back to sleep at night. The place is good. I like it. It's two months' worth of living. It's hard to say how long it takes to stay." Lu Xiaoyi handed over two Yuanqi stones. This tenant who gave money first made this young woman with three-point beauty feel much more at ease. After taking the rent, he nodded slightly: "Then it depends on the doctor's wishes."
Lu Xiaoyi had settled in this way. When he took out the luggage and bedding he brought with him, Liu Heiqi became even more afraid. The Cultivation Sect does have many defective magic weapons for sale through the office, but this is not something that ordinary people can afford. Lu Xiaoyi, this guy, showed off several magic weapons in succession, which is a bit scary.
"Master Lu, it's getting late. You haven't eaten yet. Why don't you go and buy some for you?" Liu Heiqi felt that his legs were thicker and had to hug him quickly. He could not give him a good face to such a scoundrel. Lu Xiaoyi had a coffin face and nodded quietly. Liu Heiqi retreated this time and wiped his cold sweat.
There was a locust tree in the yard, and there were stone tables and stools under the tree. Lu Xiaoyi sat down and took a look. He was erroneous and his skills were too poor.
I took out the teapot and cup from my bag, poured it into my own drink, and looked around. It was still early and there were no one on the way at the door.
"Sister Su, is this place so quiet usually?" Lu Xiaoyi saw the landlord holding a broom and took the initiative to talk to him.
The female landlord who put down the broom bowed slightly and bowed: "Mr. Lu, it's not peaceful in this world. Every now and then, there are always people who beat sticks to trap fat sheep. Locals know that, so they close their doors early."
A villain flashed behind Mrs. Su, holding her mother's legs, and looking carefully at Lu Xiaoyi.
This child is very cute, Lu Xiaoyi likes it in his heart. When he came over, he added a pack of candy cubes on his hand and stuffed it to the child, saying, "Little girl, brother, please give you candy."
Brother and Mrs. Su were a little surprised and looked at Lu Xiaoyi's beard.
Lu Xiaoyi knew that she had missed her mouth, so she quickly opened her beard and put it back: "The world is not peaceful, there is no way."
The woman who lives at home is so fooling, and nods: "Don't worry, Mr. Lu, I know, I won't tell you."
On the surface, Lu Xiaoyi is definitely a harmless guy with livestock. He looks very deceptive and can easily win favor.
Even if this guy is wearing sunglasses and beard, he is still very handsome. Mrs. Su dare not look at his face too much, and she hides from his eyes when she speaks. This world is so realistic. If a person looks better, he will be easily accepted. On the contrary, he has a very fat face and wants people to accept the fact that you are a good person.
Feeling Su Dasao's dodging eyes, Lu Xiaoyi touched her chin and said to herself: "No, she's still a little handsome." As she said that, she took out a plaster from her bag and stuck it on her face. The little girl looked at her giggling and almost fell out of her mouth. Su Dasao couldn't help laughing and burst into laughter.
Liu Heiqi came back with a food box and wanted to laugh when he saw this scene, but when he thought of it, he couldn't laugh.
Others don’t know how cruel this man is, he knows it. And he doesn’t dare to tell the public.
The food in the food box was placed on the stone table, roast goose, braised pork, stir-fried cabbage, braised eggplant, two meat and two vegetables. Finally, there was a three-fresh soup, a pot of rice and a dozen buns. Liu Heiqi was still very reliable in doing things, and forgot to ask Lu Xiaoyi what to eat at the staple food, so he bought some rice and flour.
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Chapter completed!