Chapter 55 She Wants to Eat You
Lu Xiaoyi is a smart person. He knows that his life experience is a scumbag in front of the turtle spirit. Sooner or later, he will be played by him in a game and choose the tactic of killing the game.
The weakness of the Turtle Spirit is to complete the reconstruction of the gods in the game, which is undoubtedly true. After grasping the core of the problem, Lu Xiaoyi's Jedi counterattack was launched.
However, in the end, we have to use game methods to solve the survival problem. This is Lu Xiaoyi’s greatest sorrow.
Lu Xiaoyi soon knew how powerful it is.
From the formation site to Sanmen Town, it was only ten miles away. Lu Xiao left behind thirty-three situations along the way, and each time the situation was different. It was a lucky thing to step on dog shit. The worst time, a poisonous snake jumped out of the grass. Lu Xiaoyi avoided it in time. Before he could be glad, he felt a huge pain on his feet and stepped on the trap clamp.
When he lamented that he had opened the trap, Lu Xiaoyi let out another whine. The deer-skin boots were given by Sun Wanwan. The trap clip was made into a row, and there were many tooth marks on his feet. The physical pain was not important, but the important thing was on the bed on his mind. This sentence was not very profound for Lu Xiaoyi to say. Another unlucky guy named Su Changfeng was deeply aware of the indelible trauma of his heart.
After falling into the water, Su Changfeng was swept down by the torrent of the river. There was a waterfall dozens of meters high in front of him. If you want to see it, you would hit the deep pool hard and die unpredictable. There was a tree in front of him. Su Changfeng was saved and was soon awakened by severe pain. An egg hit the tree trunk and broke!
This is not the worst, and even worse is still behind. Su Jiutian’s Nascent Soul was hit by a severe injury and almost lost his life. After the flying sword hit the mountain, it triggered the mountain protection formation of the Tianling Gate, and the flying sword was destroyed!
The city gate caught fire and affected the fish in the pond. This matter is not over yet. It’s just that Lu Xiaoyi doesn’t know.
After the twenty-minute unlucky time was over, Lu Xiaoyi was able to walk normally. It was so unlucky before. After walking out for a mile and found that he was fine, Lu Xiaoyi asked in surprise: "I'm not unlucky?"
The turtle spirit who was hiding back to the soul-hiding bead replied lazily: "Nonsense, the second-level tortoise shell technique, it will be weak for twenty minutes."
Lu Xiaoyi: "Why didn't you say it earlier? Otherwise, I wouldn't have ruined my shoes if I stayed there."
Gui Ling sneered: "You stayed there, I'm worried that you would be even worse." Lu Xiaoyi: "Why do you say this?"
"The formation was destroyed, the props and staff were destroyed, but those extremely Yin souls are still there. This formation is a bit sinister, and you don't know what is even more unlucky if you stay there."
Lu Xiaoyishen nodded with consent, and while walking on the streets of Sanmen Town, he communicated with Gui Ling. Without any notice, someone was watching him on the balcony on the second floor on the roadside.
Bang, a fruit hit the forehead, Lu Xiaoyi suddenly woke up, and said anxiously: "Gui Ling, you lied to me again!"
Gui Ling sighed: "I didn't lie to you this time. Look up and look on the left." Lu Xiaoyi looked up and saw that a slightly excited smiling face turned out to be the two women Qi Ziqing and Qi Ziwei.
"It's you?" Lu Xiaoyi had no intention of being angry. Two big beauties, it's normal for men tolerate one or two.
The two of them said in front of the window: "I have met Mr.! Wait!" As they said that, they came down like flowing water, opened the door and invited them upstairs to talk. However, the senior sisters had different ideas. Qi Ziwei was thinking about the financial supporter and thought that she could pay enough money for the year's offering in the future, so she would not have to show up again, which would affect her cultivation.
Qi Ziqing was sincerely grateful to Lu Xiaoyihou for giving his heart, and made up his mind to follow him. As for Tianling Sect, there are so many outer disciples, and in addition to the assessment meetings every year, who cares about what ordinary outer disciples do?
"I'm lucky to see you, sir, please go upstairs to talk." Qi Ziqing was slightly excited to invite, and Lu Xiaoyi agreed with her intention. In her mind, the turtle spirit was shouting: "Promise her, promise her quickly." The problem of not being influenced by others was offended again. Lu Xiaoyi bowed to the two of them: "I have something to do, and things go well, I want to see you here tomorrow."
After saying that, he turned around and left. The senior sisters looked reluctant. One thought that the financial owner had left, and the other thought that the gentleman was indeed a perfect match for people. Ordinary monks felt ambiguous when they saw the two sisters, and they collected two cauldrons and gave them some benefits. Qi Ziqing did not encounter this in person, but he heard it all.
"Why didn't you agree to them?" Gui Ling shouted in her mind, Lu Xiaoli ignored her and continued to walk forward for a while. Gui Ling honestly stopped asking, and then she told her mind: "Don't you have no education, don't you know how to play hard to get?"
Turtle Spirit shouted in a panic: "Dare you dare to say that I am not educated? Do you know how many commonly used Chinese characters are? Do you know how many ways to write the fennel beans?"
Lu Xiaoyi felt so happy in his heart that it was rare to call this old turtle uneducated. Lu Xiaoyi didn't know many idioms, and he knew a few of them from the storyteller. Now he has learned and applied them. The turtle spirit has been defeated, and Lu Xiaoyi has become very happy.
"Hmph, I read less, but I learn and apply it. Unlike some people, I learn more and do this, and I only read books to death and cannot combine them with practical applications." Lu Xiaoyi said, and the Turtle Spirit who was still shouting just now was quiet, and it took a long time to say: "It makes sense! Unfortunately, it's too late for me to understand this truth. From today on, I will read for you, start from the history of the Three Thousand Worlds, just like listening to stories. I heard from the great master Xuanwu say that everything that is happening in front of me can be found in history. I don't have this ability anymore, it depends on you now."
Lu Xiaoyi suddenly had a bitter face. The historical books that Gui Ling read were difficult to understand. It would be better to kill him than to listen to them every day.
"You'd better forget it. I have a lot of things, so I don't have time to listen to you. This world is actually not complicated at all. The so-called human society is essentially just that people cannibalize people. But when there is no civilization, people cannibalize people with their teeth. After civilization, people cannibalize people with their brains." Lu Xiaoyi said that Turtle Spirit was mute.
After a long time, Gui Ling asked: "Where did you learn this?"
Lu Xiaoyi sighed: "When I was a child, there was an old man who was a storyteller in Jiangzhen. He was such a good person. But a good person was not rewarded. He read a lot of books and eventually died of illness in a foreign land. I cleaned up the body, and he told me these words. He also taught me how to read and many of the truths he said."
After being silent for a while, Turtle Spirit continued: "An old madman!" Lu Xiaoyi pondered for a moment and replied: "I think so too. However, the person who invented the Big Turtle Shell Technique is the craziest among madmen, right?"
"All the gods are all ants!" Turtle Spirit gave such an answer, Lu Xiaoyi was silent, Turtle Spirit said again: "When you have practiced the fifth-level tortoise shell technique, you are also a god!"
Lu Xiaoyi: "I think that after this process, the probability of killing myself first without waiting for me to become a god."
Isn't it? What's so strange about being able to throw Lu Xiaoyi out nine times in a row and dying three times in a row? It's normal for not having a "life" between three "deaths".
"This is the price of becoming a god!" Turtle Spirit expressed affirmatively. Lu Xiaoyi shrugged and smiled helplessly. There was Qijia Villa in front of him. Standing on the main road leading to the villa, Lu Xiaoyi suddenly remembered a question: "Don't there be a defensive formation in this Sanmen Town? Why did the tortoise shell technique be used in the villa last time and did not destroy the formation?"
"Who told you that the tortoise shell technique will destroy the formation? It just makes the formation invalid. The Nine Yin Soul-Devouring Formation is too strong and encountering a dignified divine technique, it will naturally be destroyed. Su Jiutian was beaten by himself because of his own fault."
"I understand, you lied to me again!" Lu Xiaoyi's mourning was directly ignored.
The villa usually looks very quiet, but if an outsider approaches, it will naturally trigger an alarm system. When Lu Xiaoyi walked over lazyly, the villa had already received an alarm in the villa. The men in black on duty were preparing. When he saw that the person coming was Lu Xiaoyi, the woman in black who had been following Kexin, was happy when he saw this: "Open the middle door quickly, I'll go and invite Miss Kexin!"
When Lu Xiaoyi approached the door, the man in black in black knelt two rows at the gate of the villa. Qi Kexin at the door also knelt, followed by four kneeling female guards. Qi Kexin looked up and said loudly: "Welcome to the villa. Thank you for giving me the art of clearing the source, returning my spiritual roots, correcting my origin, and clearing my vulgarity."
This was the first time Lu Xiaoyi heard this "realization technique". Last time he threw the jade slip over there, he didn't know what it was called.
"Some tricks of slutty can be deceived for a while, and sooner or later they will be exposed, and I have no intention of asking you to thank me. What about those nine female disciples? Call out, I want to take them away." Lu Xiaoyi didn't ask to enter the door, and this was the tone of taking someone with him. Ke Xin, who was kneeling on the ground, immediately became anxious. What should I do? He was always a little girl. He was really anxious just now, and now he looked back frequently.
Someone from behind the door sighed, and the slowly appeared was indeed the charming young woman Qi Qiao, who came forward to say goodbye: "Why do you have to be as good as a woman? My name is called Huan'er, but I have resentment, just come to Huan'er, don't involve Kexin."
The little girl didn't understand and looked confused. She looked at this and then that, and she didn't dare to ask if she wanted to know the reason.
How can women tell men the name of their boudoir? After Qi Qiao finished speaking, he slowly looked up. He was at the best age of a woman, and he gave birth to a face that would harm the country and the people. Compared to last time, he carefully cleaned up. He wore a long white dress with a springy look. When looking at people, his eyes were hooked, which could hook the man's heart.
Lu Xiaoyi, a rookie, has seen many people in the world, but this is the first time I have seen this. Last time this woman was not convinced, but this time this woman was scared to kneel down and was determined to hold her thighs. The charm she showed was like a cloud of clouds compared to the last time.
Chapter completed!