0213 Breast size problem(1/2)
Seeing that the name of the true emperor was dimming, 008 stood there in a daze.
"Why is this happening?"
008 murmured to himself. He originally volunteered to be an undercover agent, but now the true emperor asked him to withdraw, why did he feel uncomfortable?
I will leave the pest family in the future? People in this family are much better than those of the true emperor. They have lost everything, the newcomer Wang Guanjun. Such a famous person always talks with him in a friendly manner. He has never seen him take any airs. He gave all the equipment he has given. If it weren't for him, he would rely on his own ability and I don't know when he would be able to make a gold suit in his life, but now he has actually betrayed him...
008 felt like crying. He suddenly felt that he had become a bad guy. It was normal to have a conspiracy in the game. He originally wanted to help the true emperor destroy the pest family, but now? Tonight, no, maybe this afternoon, the true emperor would find that he had lost everything. With his means, he would definitely not be able to do it lightly. When playing other games before, this guy broke the leg of a hostile player and finally lost some money. But now it was the turn of the former lose everything, the person who kept giving him equipment...
"If I had lost everything and had an accident, it was all caused by me. What am I doing?" 008 sat on the ground.
No! If you can't do this, I have to tell the patriarch that I have to let him avoid the limelight, otherwise I will never be at ease in my life!
008 opened the list of family members and found that there was no one online except himself. He turned on the private chatter and began to leave a message for losing money...
...
It was still 9 o'clock when Xiao Yu went to the bathroom. When he returned to the living room, he found that the doors of Diana and Lee Ji-eun were still closed. It was estimated that the two girls were still sleeping. He returned to the bedroom, lay on the bed and lit a cigarette, smoking and thinking about the establishment of a gang.
"Master, Master, call, Master, Master, call..."
The ringtone of the phone suddenly rang. This is the ringtone that Xiao Yu changed since the Xiaoshi Monkey was found.
It's a strange number.
"Hey, who?" Xiao Yu pressed the answer button.
"What do you think?" A crisp girl's voice came from the other end of the phone.
"Hmm? Little Crescent?" Xiao Yu sat up from the bed. On the phone, although the girl's voice was a little different from that in the game, the similarity was still above 80%.
"Haha, what Little Crescent, I have a name, right? By the way, I'm not angry if I don't say the name. You kid haven't asked me what my name is yet. It's so too much!" As he said, Little Crescent's voice became louder.
Before Xiao Yu could talk to him, the girl said again: "Hey, by the way, who are you? I'll confirm my identity first."
Xiao Yu slowly lay down again: "My name is Xiao Yu, and in the game, I said I lost everything once."
Little Crescent: "Confirm?"
Xiao Yu: "It should be sure."
Little Crescent: "It's so strange."
Xiao Yu: "What?"
Little Crescent: "Your voice is much better than in the game, why don't you proofread the true voice?"
Xiao Yu smiled and said, "False voices make you fascinated. If you have a real voice, you can't agree to it?"
"Tsk, I haven't seen a man before? I'm just listening to the sound and fascinated me. Judging from your virtues, Xiao Yueya said disdainfully.
Xiao Yu smiled and changed the topic: "It's only past nine o'clock now, should we sleep again? When we wake up, let's go to the game to chat."
"No, I can't sleep!"
"I'm sleepy..."
"Don't sleep!"
"Okay, okay..."
"Is there a man like you? I call you, you actually want to sleep! Chat with me..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Can you talk casually, can't you talk nonsense?"
"Yes."
"By the way, how old are you?"
“It’s 78.”
"fart!"
"Didn't you talk nonsense?"
“…”
"Why don't you talk?"
"Do you deserve a beating?"
"I don't deserve a beating, I deserve a kiss!"
“…”
"Why is there no movement again?"
"Do you want to die?"
"I don't want to die, I want to sleep."
“…”
...
Half an hour later, Xiao Yueya, who was often choked by Xiao Yu, finally got angry
"Xiao Yu, I warn you that you will regret it! I told you that you are not serious. Looking back, I told the whole family that you want to seduce me to bed. I told Sister Qin that you are a hooligan to me. I shouted at the entire server that I once lost was just sexual impotence-premature-ejaculation-incompetence!"
"I was wrong!" Xiao Yu sat up from the bed "swoosh": "Sister, I was wrong, can't I be wrong? Can we talk about it when we have something to do when we enter the game? I'm really sleepy now..."
"Okay, then do you think, do you like me?"
"I like you, I just like you so much. I have never liked someone as much as I like you. I can't afford to live without you. Oh, my aunt, I have to go to the game at night, so let's go to bed first?"
"Okay, remember what you said."
"Yeah, I remember, I will never forget it in my life."
"Then how old are you?"
"Twenty-two years, six months, three days plus two hours and forty-three minutes."
“…”
...
After hanging up Xiao Ruiya's phone call, Xiao Yu quickly fell asleep again and woke up again. It was already two o'clock in the afternoon.
Walking out of the bedroom, Xiao Yu saw Diana lying on the sofa watching TV. The girl was wearing a blue suspender skirt. The two round mountains on her chest tightened the skirt. The snow-white thighs under the skirt were exposed. Her smooth and smooth feet were swaying on the edge of the sofa. When she saw Xiao Yu coming out, she pulled the skirt down and sat up from the sofa.
"Are you up?"
"Well, what are you watching? You are laughing so happily." Xiao Yu walked to the other side of the sofa and sat down.
"A TV series." Diana took out a bag of melon seeds from under the coffee table and poured it in front of Xiao Yu.
"What TV series? It's good? Damn, it's not..." Xiao Yu glanced at the TV screen. He saw a big wave of beauty in blue clothes driving. The beauty's breasts were too big. She felt that at least the cup was enough to reach the F level, which was even bigger than Diana's. I really don't know where this actor was looking for.
"Well, it's pretty good, called "Golden Translation". It's new, it's quite funny and exciting."
"Yeah, it's exciting, it's so exciting!" Xiao Yu stared at the screen without turning his eyes, his eyes locked on the chest of the beautiful woman driving.
"Look at your lustful look, man..."
"There is no good thing." Xiao Yu continued to say for her.
"By the way, do you think this beauty's breasts are real or fake? How can it be so big? It's almost half a volleyball team." Xiao Yu asked Diana.
"It's fake. Who can grow so big with a normal person's breasts? There must be something inside." Diana said lightly.
Xiao Yu nodded: "You are right. How old can ordinary people grow up? I don't know much about this."
"On average people?" Diana thought for a while: "It's basically a cup and b cup. Even if the c cup is full, the d cup is rare."
"Oh, that's it." Xiao Yu nodded with some understanding: "Then, how big should this woman drive? Does she have a D-cup?"
"D cup? It seems you really don't understand. At least there is an e cup, and maybe it can reach f." Diana said affirmatively.
"Oh my God, looking at this girl's breasts, I thought it was a cow, f-cup? Wouldn't that be three sizes larger than yours?" Xiao Yu said in surprise.
"Two codes, mine is d..."
"Oh, it turns out to be d." Xiao Yu held back his smile and stared at Diana's chest and said, "It turns out that d's cup is so big..."
"Don't look!!" Diana suddenly understood something, grabbed the sofa cushion behind her and threw it towards Xiao Yu.
"Hahaha..." Xiao Yu finally burst into laughter.
"Don't laugh!"
Diana blushed. She stood up and walked to Xiao Yu's side, raised her fist and hit Xiao Yu's shoulder. Xiao Yu flashed to the side, but she didn't know that the girl didn't stand firmly, and her whole body lay down towards Xiao Yu's body...
"ah!"
Xiao Yu hurriedly reached out to help her, but he didn't catch her, and Diana's body fell into his arms...
“So soft…”
Wen Yu was full of her arms, and Xiao Yu felt the first thing she felt was soft. Diana's body was like a pink and white pillow stuffed with duck down. It was so comfortable to hold it in her arms. The two white buns on her chest were towering like that of a Wu Dalang sesame cake. The strong stimulation of skin contact made Xiao Yu's body react instantly.
The reaction was not very obvious, but Diana felt it.
To be continued...