Chapter 141 What a Miserable Nightmare
"It's fine now. How could I let Yun'er be bullied outside and have her legs broken!"
Gu Waner breathed a sigh of relief: "Yu Xiaoduo, thank you."
"Oh, it's obvious. You are half my woman, and Yun'er is half my sister." Yu Xiaoduo said jokingly.
Gu Wan'er also smiled helplessly and said, "Did you celebrate tonight?"
"Well, they were all happy eating hot pot, singing, dancing... and dancing. I'm happy for you too."
Gu Wan'er looked up at the full moon in the dark night, her mouth curved with joy: "It's good that they are happy."
"Actually, it's a good time for you to be here today. I really envy you." Yu Xiaoduo also looked up at the full moon at this time and felt deeply in his heart.
"This is a bit unlike your Yu Xiaoduo tone."
Yu Xiaoduo smiled and said nothing. The two of them looked at the starry sky in silence.
Until Gu Yuner stood at the door and shouted to her sister.
"Yun'er called you." Gu Waner said lightly.
"Well, hang up. Don't watch movies at night. It will hurt your health."
Gu Wan'er: "..."
What a good atmosphere, if you just say one word, you will break it. If you don't speak, you will die.
The arrival of the two men lowered the original atmosphere a bit, and Yu Xiaoduo had no hope of watching the dance.
When it was almost time to go to bed, Gu Yun'er suddenly suggested: "Sister, how about we sleep together and chat at night."
Yu Xiaoduo almost hugged Yun'er and spun around. She is indeed my good sister. Your proposal is simply great.
"This..." Yu Xiaoduo started to show off. If Gu Wan'er saw it, she would definitely be beaten to death. She took such a big advantage and looked like she didn't want it.
"Look, you're here again. We haven't slept together for a long time." Xiao Luan agreed.
Yu Xiaoduo thought to himself, Oh my god, I didn’t want to either, they were the ones who forced me to do it.
God: I won’t take the blame.
"Sister Xiao, my sister can massage, it's so comfortable." Gu Yun'er secretly said, good things must be shared together.
"I tried it last night. If your sister were a man, she would probably go crazy."
"Kekeke~"
Yu Xiaoduo, who was standing not far away, didn't hear it. He didn't know whether he was too excited or too nervous. His expression was unpredictable.
In the bedroom, the three girls were lying together, and Yu Xiaoduo was in the C position again, feeling like he was being double-teamed.
"Sister Xiao, you come first or I come first." Gu Yun'er was still very polite.
"Yun'er, you come first."
"Then I'll come back after I'm done, Sister Xiao."
"Um."
Yu Xiaoduo looked confused. He had no idea what they were talking about. I didn’t understand the meaning of who comes first and who comes last.
"Sister, thank you for your hard work." After saying that, his back was turned as before.
Yu Xiaoduo understood, isn't this going to cost him his life? Don't mess around. If Gu Waner comes in the future and she doesn't know what to do, then she will do it. Gu Waner won't cut herself with a knife.
Die.
Comrade Yu Xiaoduo had a great harvest that night. He made Yun'er and Xiao Luan comfortable before sleeping.
I was originally happy, but unexpectedly the nightmare began.
In the dream, Gu Wan'er, Gu Yun'er, and Xiao Luan were holding forty-meter machetes. No matter how they ran, they couldn't get out of the forty-meter range. Seeing the cold light falling on their heads, they suddenly went dark.
Think this is the end? Unexpectedly, I came to the underworld, with black and white and impermanence by my side. I, Yu Xiaoduo, really went to hell and committed sin.
Soon a sign caught Yu Xiaoduo's eye: Underworld Office.
Is this underworld so down-to-earth?
But when she saw the superior judge, Yu Xiaoduo was frightened to death. It was actually Sister Bai! Damn it!
"What business do you do?"
Hearing Sister Bai's cold voice made Yu Xiaoduo's scalp numb, and he quickly said: "Reincarnation."
"I feel like you look familiar."
Yu Xiaoduo broke into a cold sweat and lowered his head without saying anything.
"How did you die?"
"He was hacked to death." Yu Xiaoduo knew that the incident would come to light, but he didn't expect it to end so badly.
Judge Bai Ji typed on the keyboard and asked coldly: "Choose your place of birth."
"Can I choose another planet?" Yu Xiaoduo felt that he would be chased and he could run as far as he could.
"No inter-star business."
"Then I'll think about it again." Yu Xiaoduo said tremblingly, how to do this.
"Raise your head." Judge Bai Ji said solemnly.
Yu Xiaoduo was trembling, but he didn't dare to raise his head. The black and white Wuchang on the side rushed over and held him down.
"Yu Xiaoduo! It's you!"
"It's not me, it's not me. My name is Yu Duoduo."
"Come on, boil him, fry him, and then beat him into the beast's path!"
"No!!! Sister Bai, I was wrong, I don't dare to do it anymore..."
Looking at the churning oil pan, Yu Xiaoduo sat up with a scream. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead. Looking around, Yu Xiaoduo was shocked. This dream was too real.
"Sister, you're finally awake. Sister Xiao has prepared breakfast." Yun'er opened the door, stuck out her cute little head and smiled.
The rhyme from Yu Xiaoduo's dream suddenly sounded, and the murderous intent on his face was stronger than anyone else's. It was so terrifying.
"Oh, okay."
After getting dressed, Yu Xiaoduo came downstairs and saw Yun'er and Xiao Luan working in the kitchen. Whoever marries whomever they marry will go to heaven.
"You guys got up so early." Yu Xiaoduo smiled as he came downstairs.
"Sister, you have become lazy. You used to get up earlier than anyone else." Gu Yun'er brought the soaked milk to the table.
Xiao Luan smiled sweetly and said, "Isn't it true? I was grinding my teeth when I went to bed last night."
At this time, Yu Xiaoduo thought about the horrible dream again, and Xiao Luan was holding a kitchen knife in his hand, so he was really afraid that she would chop him with the knife.
"I guess I'm too tired during this period." Yu Xiaoduo said nonsensically. It's too scary for a woman to fall out with her. It's better to do less shameful things in the future. They will all go to hell.
After the three of them had breakfast, Yu Xiaoduo had to go to work, Xiao Luan had to go to rehearsal, and Gu Yun'er could rest for a few days, after all what happened.
When Yu Xiaoduo walked out of the door, he saw Gu Waner waiting at the door. Xiao Luan asked curiously: "He came to pick you up?"
"Um."
"Then let's switch. Let him take me there, and you let your bodyguard take me there."
"Ah." Yu Xiaoduo felt that the development of the situation was a bit off.
Xiao Luan joked: "Why, I can't bear to part with you. Aren't you trying to match us up?"
"No, I didn't expect you to take the initiative."
"Just give him a chance, just for this half month." Xiao Luan shrugged.
Yu Xiaoduo was also helpless. If he changed his normal attitude and refused, wouldn't it be even more troublesome? Gu Waner probably just talked about it, how could she really pursue him? She wished she could be single all her life and get through this half.
Just a month will do.
Outside, Gu Waner saw Yu Xiaoduo and Xiao Luan walking out together. She looked at Xiao Luan and smiled. Xiao Luan was stunned. This guy was quite courageous, and he actually smiled at himself.
Chapter completed!