No. 1040 Meng, Xia Ke Xing is also funny
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The days of sailing on the sea were not smooth. Ten days later, everyone finally ushered in the first storm... The power of the storm on the sea was extremely terrifying. The strong wind swayed the masts and sails, the waves flew high, and large waves came up from time to time on the deck of the ship, which soon wet the entire ship, and lightning roared overhead.
In the past, when he was playing the Age of Discovery, Li Yan would immediately dock whenever he saw a storm and repair his boat with repair tools. But it was not possible. There was a vast sea on all sides, and there was no place to dock, so he could only struggle in the wind and waves. His skills were extremely profound. He used his feet to absorb the ground in the cabin, and let the boat shake in the wind and waves, and he would not move at all.
Dugu Yujie is a mountain mouse. She is really afraid of the sea. She will be seasick when she sails, and she will vomit wildly. Not to mention such big waves, she felt that she was about to die. Suddenly her eyes lit up and found that Li Yan was standing steadily, as if she was worth relying on. She rushed up and hugged Li Yan tightly.
Soon, other girls also discovered this. Bai Zizai from the Snow Mountain Sect jumped over and hugged Li Yan with one foot. The natural dazed girl hugged the other. Ding Busan and Ding Bussi each hugged one hand. The four beauties of Guandong hugged his waist desperately, and several other girls were placing on him. Li Yan's current style is the Dinghai Shen Needle among the girls, and standing there plays a role in stabilizing the morale of the army.
Zhang San and Li Si had long been used to the wind and waves. They stood outside the cabin and laughed, complaining that these women were useless. Suddenly, a big wave came over, and the huge force made the entire ship shake violently. Zhang San and Li Si flew over together. As a result, they also hung on Li Yan.
It was replaced by Li Yan, who was full of moral integrity before. In this case, he would definitely be embarrassed. But after the terrifying harem training, Li Yan was able to deal with this kind of scene with ease. Whenever a big wave came, Li Yan would take the opportunity to touch a certain girl's chest or butt. Whenever the boat shook violently, he would touch a certain girl's waist. It was really not too happy.
As a result, when the wind and waves had stopped, Li Yan was still touching around unconsciously. Zhang San and Li Si were furious: "Hey. No wonder they always felt that something was touching on their bodies just now. It turned out that you were taking advantage of the shaking?"
Li Yan was very angry and lied quickly: "I didn't mean it. Although I didn't shake it now, my head was still shaking and I haven't adapted to the calm."
The girls were not willing to believe it. Zhang San and Li Si showed contemptuous eyes, but the other girls blushed and lowered their heads shyly. Although Zhang San and Li Si did not sell Li Yan's face, no beauty in the Central Plains knew that Li Yan was good. Letting him touch it was actually a good thing that I would like to do. The four beauties of Guandong even felt a little regretful. I was just worried about being afraid and didn't even realize the pleasure of the handsome guy touching him. Why don't you find a cabin without anyone else to touch him again?
After sailing for several days, an island finally appeared in front of him. This is Xiake Island. A large group of beauties came out of the island to greet everyone. The dress of these beauties was exactly the same as that of Zhang San and Li Si. It seems that Zhang San and Li Si are just ordinary disciples with insignificant martial arts skills on the island. The girls in the Central Plains were shocked. However, Li Yan had already learned the truth about Xiake Island through the original work, and he didn't care about this. Another thing he didn't care about is Dugu Yujie. This Yujie was so happy just now that he was down-to-earth and no longer had to be afraid of seasickness.
"Welcome to Xiake Island!" The Lord of Dragon Island came out. The owner of the island was a loli about eight years old.
"Please come and have Laba porridge." The island owner also came out. The island owner was even younger and was a loli about seven years old.
The two lolitas showed a polite look, like two little adults.
Li Yan had always been very calm, but when he saw the two island owners of Longmu, he couldn't help but slip: "I'll go! Xiake Island goes to the Central Plains every ten years to catch the head of the sect to drink Laba porridge, but these two island owners are not ten years old. What is the principle of this? Based on their age, this is the first Laba porridge, right?"
However, Li Yan was wrong. The Lord of Dragon Island said seriously: "Welcome to the 18th National Martial Arts Masters Congress."
Li Yan: "Hey, how could you live for eighteen years?"
Master Mujima said: "This is a united conference, a conference to seek truth from facts, a conference to liberate the mind..."
Li Yan: "Damn, this should be what I said when I summarized after the conference. I said it at the beginning?"
The two loli looked at Li Yan together and hummed, "Don't care about the details, if you are serious, you will lose."
"Even if I don't take it seriously, I must ask clearly." Li Yan pointed to the two lolitas and said, "How old are you?"
The Lord of Dragon Island said: "Eight and a half years old."
Master Kishima said: "Seven and a half years old."
Li Yan asked again: "How many years will the conference be held?"
The two loli said together: "Ten years! There is a song as evidence. Ten years ago, I didn't know you, you didn't belong to me, we were still the same, staying by a stranger, drinking warm Laba porridge. Ten years later, we are friends and can still greet you, but the gentleness is the reason that we can never hug you again, and finally drink Laba porridge together..."
"Stop!" Li Yan said in a sweat: "Then why did you have the 18th class?"
The two lolita looked at Li Yan with a look of stupid eyes and said, "The first seventeenth session was hosted by our grandfather, grandfather, dad and others."
"Puff!" Li Yan vomited blood, okay, we can't be serious about the world of cheating.
Two loli were leading the way, and a large group of disciples from the Knight Island accompanied them. After a while, they arrived at a huge table. This table was originally intended to be used to receive masters from all the sects of the Central Plains, but this year's guests were so shabby, there were only a few more than a dozen, which was really hard to build.
The two lolita looked very dissatisfied with their eyes of dissatisfaction: "This year is our father's class. We have invited so many people to hold the conference for the first time?"
Zhang San and Li Si felt a little aggrieved, pointed at Li Yan and carefully introduced the situation in the Central Plains. By the way, he also introduced Dugu Yujie brought by Li Yan and mentioned her swordsmanship.
The eyes of the two loli's loli immediately lit up: "I didn't expect that Young Master Li looked so young, he was a super expert in Central Plains."
Li Yan spread his hands: "Give me a lot of awards."
The two loli turned to look at Dugu Yujie again: "I heard that my sister's sword technique is super powerful, and it will be very helpful to understand the Stone Wall Sword Technique."
Li Yan laughed twice and thought to himself: There is no chance. No matter how high a master is, he cannot comprehend the Taixuan Sutra on the stone wall. Only Shi Potian, a natural fool, can understand it. We are all here to accompany guests.
At this time, the food has started serving. The food is integrated. Laba porridge is really monotonous. Fortunately, everyone is not here to drink porridge on the island, and they are not very particular about the meal. Only the natural daze girl was a little dissatisfied and asked with a pout, "Why are there only one kind of porridge? It was said that it was eight kinds of porridge!"
Everyone, whether they were friends or enemies, unanimously ignored her at this time.
After the porridge, I started to play the show.
The two lolita climbed onto the table and stood up, with their arms and legs standing high, feeling like a child star having a deep concert: "Hehe, ladies and gentlemen, we are going to talk about the key points now. In the depths of the island, there is a stone cave, which has a set of peerless martial arts handed down by ancient sages, called "The Knights' Walk". After our Long family and the ancestors of Muqian discovered this set of martial arts, they have been studying hard. Unfortunately, they have never been able to see the mystery of it. As a last resort, they have to ask all the martial arts masters of the Central Plains to come and comprehend..."
Li Yan was not very interested in these words because he had known it for a long time and was a little absent-minded. It was not until the two lolis spoke at the end that they heard them: "The ancestors of our Longmu families made an oath. The secret of the Xiakexing was not solved, and the descendants of the Longmu families were not allowed to leave the island. They had to be unlocked before they could go out... Woo woo, everyone should be pitiful, we were trapped on this island when we were born, and we couldn't go out to play. You must work hard to unlock the Xiakexing so that we can go to the flower world of the Central Plains to eat delicious food. Otherwise, Laba porridge will be available every day. Who can bear the life from the beginning of the year to the end of the year? Help!"
Li Yan covered his face with his hands: "No, the originally serious "King Xing" has become a funny thing again. I am already desperate about this cute world."
"Li Yan and Young Master Li, why are you covering your face?" The Lord of Dragon Island cast a keen look at him: "I heard that you learn from many families and understand the masterly martial arts of most sects in the Central Plains. We have high expectations for you."
The Master Mujima also said: "Yes, yes, please show your power, crack the secret of the knight-making industry, and rescue us. The well-behaved loli girl is waiting for your rescue. Don't you feel your blood boiling?"
Li Yan wiped a cold sweat: "I didn't feel the blood, I just felt the cold. Why do I feel like I was going to be pitted?"
The two lolitas said seriously: "You are trying to seize the lolita with a villain's heart. We have never thought about cheating you or something. We just hope someone can crack the knight's moves and rescue us. It would be even better if the one who saved us was a handsome uncle."
"Why do you want an uncle?" Li Yan was very angry.
The two lolis smiled and said, "Since ancient times, loli loves uncles, this is an eternal law."
"Then why must it be handsome? Is this necessary connection with cracking the knight?"
The two lolita rolled their eyes: "If it was a handsome uncle who cracked it, we just agreed to it. If it was an ugly uncle who cracked it, we could only thank him in a normal way and give him a bowl of Laba porridge."
Li Yan: "..." (To be continued...)
Chapter completed!