What do Meng and Shaolin monks eat
Second update
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Zuo Lengchan took Xiao Qiushui's words and said, "Don't look at the group of monks in Shaolin Temple, they seem to be practicing Buddhism and ignoring the world's affairs. In fact, Shaolin Temple is the largest landlord nearby, with thousands of hectares of fertile land. I don't know how many ordinary people are working as tenant farmers for Shaolin Temple...and...hehe..."
She said that this passage was not in English, which shows that this passage was very solemn: "These poor people not only had to pay rent to Shaolin Temple, but also after paying the rent, they finally saved some money, and then went to Shaolin Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha, turning it into incense and oil and handed it back to Shaolin. It can be said that Shaolin Temple is sucking the blood of these people..."
Xiao Qiushui gasped in a "silly" and said, "No, it's so cruel? It's even more damn than beating a stick and robbing money."
As the few people were talking about this, they suddenly saw two wise monks jumping out of the gate of Shaolin Temple. The two monks pointed at Zuo Lengchan and Xiao Qiushui angrily and said, "Where are the ignorant madmen coming from? How dare you slander me Shaolin Temple?"
"Say I am ignorant?" Zuo Lengchan said unhappily: "Why are I ignorant? I know all the big and small things in the world. These two little monks are ignorant. They also say that they are slandering... Humph! I will ask you, the monks in Shaolin Temple practice martial arts all day long and recite the Buddha's Dharma. Then where do you pay for your meal?"
The two monks were stunned when asked, yes, the monks neither farmed nor did business, they danced swords and guns all day long, and went to the world to show their presence. Where did the monks’ food, clothing and use? The two monks thought for a long time, but couldn’t think of it, so they had to shout, “You wait, we will invite the master to tell you…”
Zhang Wuji said worriedly: "We come to Shaolin to talk about serious matters, right? We haven't started talking about things yet, and we haven't reported our names and surnames. Why did we start to take it?"
Li Yan laughed and said, "It's okay. Anyway, they'll call people in like this, which is equivalent to helping us inform us. They will always call out a heavyweight person."
After a while, a "Taoist monk" ran out from inside. Li Yan looked closely and said, "Oh, he was an acquaintance, Master Tianzheng!"
When the monk saw Li Yan, he shouted, "Oh. I said, who dares to come to Shaolin to play wild? It turns out that it is you again! Li Yan, the student wiping in Heimuya, and Yang Lianting, what are you going to do when you come to my Shaolin Temple?"
Li Yan spread his hands and said, "It's nothing important, I'm just here to find someone."
When he heard that he was looking for someone, Tianzheng thought to himself: It seems that he was here to find Ren Yingying. When our Shaolin Temple put Ren Yingying under house arrest, Heimuya finally began to face up to it. Hey, it's good. Our radicals just want to attract Heimuya to come to the door, pretend to lose and let the conservative guys come out to block the gun. In this way, the conservatives have to join the battle for hegemony in the martial arts world.
With such a plan, of course he would not follow Li Yan's words, and did not mention Ren Yingying at all, and changed the topic: "If you are looking for someone, let's talk about your slander of Shaolin first. You actually said that our Shaolin is even more ill-fated than a gangster who robs money. This is simply a shameless malicious slander. I want to argue with you."
"Theory is theory." Xiao Qiushui immediately snatched the conversation and said, "Let's continue the topic just now, where did your money for dinner come from?"
Two monks couldn't answer this question, but the old fried dough stick like Tianzheng could answer him. He snorted: "These money is the incense and oil donated by believers who devoutly worship Buddha to this temple. It is definitely not something we have obtained from squeezing the people."
Xiao Qiushui asked silly: "But... the incense and oil money given by believers is not offered to Bodhisattvas? The so-called incense and oil money should be bought to burn incense for Bodhisattvas. Buy oil and light lanterns for Bodhisattvas, and buy gifts for offerings... Why did you bring it to your meal?"
"Puff!" All the girls on Li Yan's side laughed. Look, this cute and funny man Xiao Qiushui understands the problem so well. You said she was stupid, but where was she stupid? She was so smart that she was so smart!
The real smart people really can't ask this question, because smart people know that the money for incense and oil in each temple is swept away by monks. This is almost the industry's unspoken rule. How can all the money for incense and oil be used to buy incense and oil to respect the Bodhisattva? Only people like Xiao Qiushui who lacks a way of thinking in their minds will think that the money for incense and oil is for Bodhisattvas.
Tianzheng was sweating, Xiao Qiushui was stupid, he couldn't answer it directly. After all, the unspoken rule was the word "回". If he dared to say directly, "回回 is for monks", then who would dare to come to Shaolin Temple?
Tian Zheng had no choice but to sweat: "We are the servants of the Bodhisattva, and of course the Bodhisattva would not mind taking out some money to support us..."
Xiao Qiushui flattered her mouth and said, "Do you believe in Buddhism or you? If you don't raise Bodhisattvas, you actually ask Bodhisattvas to raise you? I think this is unreliable..."
"Puff!" Li Yan and his group laughed again, this time they were so happy that they were almost unstable.
Tian Zheng even had the intention to kill him. He found that his IQ was dragged to the same level by Xiao Qiushui, and then Xiao Qiushui defeated him with rich unreliable experience.
As a monk, he must not blaspheme the Bodhisattva, so he had to change his words and said, "Okay, in fact, our monks in Shaolin Temple have never touched the Bodhisattva's indulgence and oil money. All of these indulgence and oil money were devoted to the Bodhisattva as much as possible. What we eat and wear were exchanged for renting land."
"Rent land... tsk tsk tsk tsk..." This time Li Yan spoke: "Isn't this a landlord? A evil landlord! Efflict the people and drink the blood and sweat of the people..."
Tian Zheng was very helpless and had to trick him, "Then we all have to have a meal as monks."
Xiao Qiushui said: "If you want to eat, go to work. You will knock hard with a wooden fish all day long. Do you think you can knock out the wooden fish? Humph! While knocking on the wooden fish, you collect rent from the poor people and embezzle the Bodhisattva's indulgence and oil money. Oh my God, is there any sect that is even more crazy than you? I have a few friends, called Liuhe Qinglong, who are the real righteous people, and every penny is earned with hardworking hands..."
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At this time, in the head of Li Yan's small gang, Liuhe Qinglong was brushing the plate hard... The boss Lu Shuyi suddenly sneezes up to the sky: "Oh, why did I sneeze? Could someone be talking about me behind my back?"
Qi Wenwu said: "Don't sneeze randomly, if you spray it on the plate, you will have to wash it again."
Zhao Huasi said: "Don't talk, hurry up and work. After these plates are used, our savings will be 250 taels, which is enough to open a tofu shop. When the business is booming, you will make a fortune, reach the peak of your life, change into new clothes, seduce the rich and handsome guys, fly to the branches and turn into a phoenix... Ah, I feel a little excited to think about it."
Liuhe Qinglong brushed the plate hard like chicken blood: "Yes, come on, work!"
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"Puff!" Tian Zheng spitted out a mouthful of blood. Damn, these people's mouths were too powerful, and they couldn't say it. He touched his bald head, and felt that the bald head was wet with sweat, and it was shiny: "Let's not talk about what to eat, they are all messing around in the world. What are our identities? Always talking about eating, drinking, defecation and urination are too dissatisfaction, so let's talk about the serious business."
Meow, it was obvious that you deliberately didn't accept me and insisted on talking about what to eat, but now he shrank again. Li Yan said angrily: "Okay, let's talk about the serious matter, I'm here to find someone."
Tianzheng put his hands together and put on the look of a Taoist monk and said, "I wonder who Li Shi is mainly looking for?"
Pretend, just pretend hard. Li Yan said: "My daughter, director of the Sun and Moon God Sect, is my daughter, Ren Yingying, and Miss Ren, came to Shaolin Temple a few days ago. Don't you say you don't know, right?"
Tian Zheng smiled and said, "Of course I know that Miss Ren came to us to ask for the Yijin Jing, but the Yijin Jing is a treasure of Shaolin Temple. Of course, it cannot be given to outsiders casually, so our abbot refused on the spot."
Li Yan said: "It's normal that I don't want to give it to others if I refuse it. It's fine if I refuse it, why should I hold Miss Ren?"
Master Tianzheng said: "Well... the reason is that Miss Ren is too murderous. At first glance, she is a demon heretic. With the idea of compassion, our Shaolin Temple allows her to cultivate her body and cultivate her nature in Shaolin Temple and eliminate her demonic nature. When she reforms and embarks on the right path, we will naturally release her."
Li Yan shouted "Oh" and said, "The people in Shaolin Temple are so awesome. They can set up private prisons and imprison them casually. Could it be that you Shaolin has regarded yourself as the Song Dynasty court?"
Tianzhengdao: "Of course we are not the court, but for the sake of the justice of the martial arts world..."
"Slow down!" Li Yan suddenly looked at Tian Zheng carefully. After watching for a long time, Li Yan waved his hand and said, "Master Tianzheng, I see that you are in a dignified manner, but you have a trace of demonic energy in your face. You may go on the evil path in the future. No, I can't let you run around in the world. Come on, take Master Tianzheng back and put him under house arrest. When he reforms and goes on his own path, we will let him go."
Master Tianzheng was shocked: "Don't do anything randomly, this is the gate of Shaolin Temple..." Before he finished speaking, he felt a figure flash, and the woman standing behind Li Yan suddenly floated out, but in a flash, he had already reached his back.
This body movement... this movement... was so fast that it was incredible. Master Tianzheng quickly turned around and pointed back. It was the flower-singing finger, one of Shaolin's seventy-two unique skills. But the man behind him was so skillful that it was incredible. Before he could use the flower-singing finger, the man had already grabbed Master Tianzheng's neck and lifted him up like a chicken.
Of course, the man was Yan Kuangtu. She smiled and carried Tianzheng to Li Yan, and said with a smile: "I really want to catch him and lock him up? What a troublesome thing. It's better to kill this kind of evil demon with one knife."
Chapter completed!