The ninth sixty-eight cute, heartless Taoist priest
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Ren Yingying used to maintain the image of a noble and elegant lady. This is the first time that she threw herself into someone else's arms like a little girl and she cried bitterly. In fact, it is no wonder that she is a beautiful girl. She is a beautiful girl. I don't know how many heroes in the world work hard for her. She is usually tall and has never suffered any grievances. Moreover, she is beautiful, and there are handsome young men around him everywhere.
I came to Shaolin Temple to ask for Yijin Jing. I thought that even if I couldn't get it, there would be no danger. Unexpectedly, the dead monks actually arrested her and refused to let her go. With her martial arts, it would be impossible to get out of Shaolin Temple. As a result, I was placed under house arrest in Shaolin Temple and was arrested for several conflicts.
The young lady is a little overwhelmed. What do you think you dead monks are fine to lock me up in the monk temple? Looking forward and right, you look back and forth, there are bald heads everywhere. Is this a place where girls stay? Ren Yingying was under house arrest for several days, and even her aesthetic view was depressed. In the past, she thought that Li Yan had a straight facial features and was not handsome. Now when she saw Li Yan, she was as shocked as a god. The most handsome man in the world was not as good as Li Yan's hair...
As a result, Ren Yingying rushed into Li Yan's arms, hugged Li Yan and cried: "Squad Leader Li, you finally came to save me. These stinky monks... not only did not give me the Yijin Jing, but also locked me up... Woo...beat them..."
Li Yan immediately sweated heavily, saying that you want to throw yourself into a man's arms and cry, and find a place where no one is coming. There are hundreds of bald men here watching. You are such a beautiful woman, who jumps into my arms and acts coquettishly, with pear blossoms and rain, beautiful and pity. What do the bald men feel? Do you still need to devote themselves to worshiping Buddha?
When Li Yan thought of this, his eyes turned around. Sure enough, the hundreds of gray-sounding monks and 108 Arhats in Shaolin Temple suddenly became unnatural. It would be fine if these bald men didn't see women, but now when they see women, they are as troubled as Ren Yingying, and the Buddha's heart can't help but shake it. And it's fine if he sees a beautiful woman, but this beautiful woman throws into the man's arms and acts coquettishly, which makes the monks even more unable to bear it... They just feel dry mouth, and all the Buddhist teachings fly out of the nine clouds, forgetting all the rules and precepts.
A group of monks couldn't help but bow their heads and said, "Amitabha Buddha. Good, good, a man and a woman hugged each other in front of the temple. It was simply a disgrace to the Bodhisattva. What kind of destiny is it? Hey."
Li Yan said angrily: "If you are jealous, just be jealous. What do you say is a humiliating Bodhisattva? If it is in the temple or if she and I are really doing something shameful, I will admit that it is a humiliating Bodhisattva. But this is obviously outside the temple and we did nothing. You monks also want to shout, it is really unbearable."
The monks were told the central thing and dared not answer the words.
Seeing that Ren Yingying was safe and safe, Li Yan had completed one of the two major tasks, and his mood improved slightly. When Xuan Ci saw him smiling, she quickly came over with a smile and said, "Young Master Li, look at how much I cooperate. If you want Ren Yingying, I will give you Ren Yingying. For my business, please help me keep a secret."
Li Yan smiled and said, "It's easy to say it. I'm not a gossip. I'm not a gossip. I'm fine and say whatever you have to say about your private matters."
Xuan Ci was overjoyed: "That's good, that's good, what else does Young Master Li have to give? Just say it, Lao Na can do everything he can do for Young Master."
Li Yan said: "I have to find someone else, and I need him to do some good things that are beneficial to the country and the people."
Xuan Ci clapped her hands and said, "Oh, Young Master Li is such a good person, serving the country and the people. Her high awareness is so high that Lao Na deeply admires her. I don't know whose name Li Shaoxia wants to refer to? As long as she is a disciple of Shaolin Temple, she will be requisitioned with Young Master Li. The abbot immediately ordered him to follow the Young Master."
Li Yan whispered: "I want to take your child away."
"What?" Xuanci was shocked: "What are you...what are you going to take her to do?"
Xuanci is talking about her, but the pronunciation of "she" and "he" is the same, but it sounds like him in Li Yan's ears.
Li Yan said: "Don't worry, I won't do anything to him. I just asked him to do a little favor and get married... I can't treat him badly, so I guarantee that he will feel very happy and comfortable." Li Yan thought of Xu Zhu's act of Xixia in the dark cave in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and felt that he was really not talking nonsense. This matter was really cost-effective for Xu Zhu, and he made a big profit.
"Bang!" The wooden fish sperm in Master Xuanci's hand was suddenly broken by him. His extremely kind face instantly turned blue veins, and he roared: "Oh, you slut, you actually dare to attack my child. I'll fight you."
Li Yandaqi: "What's the situation?"
Xuan Ci changed his humble and kneel-down appearance, became majestic and domineering, jumped backwards, and said loudly: "Li Yan, you despicable, shameless, obscene, lewd, crazy guy, although you have taken my handle, you underestimated me too much. There is a Shaolin abbot who betrayed his children... cough... betray... cough... abbot of Shaolin? I'm so mad, I have to fight with you today."
Li Yan was shocked, my god, Master Xuanci has been injected with chicken blood? But he also vaguely heard some of the taste from Master Xuanci's words and thought to himself: What do he think I want to do with Xu Zhu? Does he have any wrong understanding?
Li Yan quickly explained: "Master Xuanci, you may have misunderstood. I just want a little monk. How could this be despicable, shameless, obscene, lewd, crazy?"
Xuanci said: "Don't explain, if you want to lift my shorts, just lift me up. Today I will sweep the floor with my name and fight you to the end." He turned around and shouted to the hundreds of monks in gray clothes: "Shaolin Stick Monk!"
Hundreds of monks took out their whistle sticks together, and roared them, and hundreds of sticks were raised together, which was very powerful.
Xuanci shouted again: "Arhat Formation!"
One hundred and eight arhats also pulled out their whistle sticks together, hahaha, and it was a great momentum.
The girls on Li Yan's side couldn't help but be surprised and whispered: "Li Yan, what is Xuanci's name? He just listened to you like a pug, why did he get rid of the blood in the blink of an eye?"
Li Yan was very upset and spread his hands and said, "I don't know either."
Yan Kuangtu clenched his fists and smiled and said, "Don't worry about them. Since they are going to kill them, then just fight! Who has Yan been afraid of? What kind of Arhat Formation Shaolin Stick Monks can be killed? It's just like the beginning of the Wuyi Mountain Battle, and there are several times more besieging Yan than now, and Yan has never been afraid."
Unexpectedly, after Master Xuanci shouted those two times, he actually added: "Shaolin Stick Monk and Arhat Formation must not take action! Today this matter is my personal matter. For a small private matter, it is not worth fighting with Li Yan, the mastermind behind the martial arts world, so... group fights are prohibited, and only brothers of the same generation as this abbot are allowed to help."
With this order, he blocked all the monks of the lower generation from the battle, and only a group of "eminent monks" could come to help.
Li Yan thought to himself: No wonder Xuanci can become the abbot of Shaolin. He is still relatively clear-headed. Although he doesn't know why he suddenly turned against him, he still knows how to control the situation after turning against him, which is a bit brainy. In fact, Master Xuanci doesn't listen to him, but Li Yan does not intend to expose Xuanci's private affairs. After all, exposing someone's shortcomings is not a very glorious thing, and Li Yan disdains to do it.
Fang Zheng came over and whispered: "Abbot, I wonder why you are going to have a picture with Li Yan for private matters? Tell me, everyone will help you make a conclusion?"
Xuanci dared not say that I had a child with Ye Erniang. Now Li Yan wants to take my child away? He had no choice but to say, "I can't say this. In short... Li Yan wants to do something crazy to me, will you help me?"
Fang Zheng quickly said, "Of course I help!" He rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was about to jump out and help fight. But before the person could come out, he suddenly turned his head to the Master Chongxu behind him and said, "Fellow Taoist Chongxu... I suddenly wanted to pee. You can help me support the scene first, and I will come after I pee." After that, he ran away and disappeared in a blink of an eye.
Na Chongxu immediately said, "Master Fang Zheng's business is mine. You go pee, I will support you here."
Chong Xu walked out with a long sword and bowed to Li Yan: "Amitabha Buddha, I will come to learn about Li Shaoxia's masterpiece."
Li Yan was amused and crying: "Chongxu, do you know that you have been sold?"
Chong Xuqi said, "How could I be sold? Am I standing here well?" He looked around for a while: "No human traffickers are coming to capture me."
Li Yan stroked his forehead with his hand: "Okay, you were not sold. What I want to say is that I have a good relationship with Wudang. The hero Song Yuanqiao of the Wudang Sect and I are good friends. If we fight, it will hurt the harmony between the two factions."
Chongxu said in embarrassment: "But Master Fang Zheng and I are also good friends. If we don't help him, it will hurt the harmony between me and him."
Li Yan looked at the direction of Fang Zheng's urine escape, spread his hands and said, "I think it's just that you regard Fang Zheng as a good friend, Fang Zheng probably doesn't think so."
Chongxu was furious: "You actually doubt our precious friendship. He and I have known each other since childhood. He took good care of me when he was a child... I asked me to do the best things. Once we found a honeycomb, Fang Zheng asked me to get the honeycomb first, so that I could have the chance to eat honey first. Another time we met a tiger in the mountains. At that time, my martial arts skills were not yet complete. Seeing that I had worked hard to fight tigers, he hurried back to the village and asked someone to help me. He was so kind to me, do you actually doubt our friendship?"
Li Yan stroked his forehead with his hands, and the girls stroked his forehead with his hands. Even the monks in Shaolin Temple stroked his forehead with his hands. This is a fool. No wonder Master Fang Zheng wants to be good friends with you. Who doesn’t like a good friend like you who can be a gun?
Chongxu rushed out with his sword in his hand and shouted, "I want you to see my Tai Chi sword technique!"
Li Yan shook his head and waved his hand and said, "Linghu Chong!"
The free and easy girl shrugged and walked out from behind: "Li Yan, before you set off, you said that I was responsible for dealing with Chongxu. I didn't expect it to be true now. Could you tell fortunes?"
PS: Thanks to the sad unintentional scholar for rewarding 1888 starting coins
Chapter completed!