Chapter 321 : The result of the fat house blind date! Lord Lang is against the sky again!(1/4)
Satoshi Kaneki really wants to ask, do you ask these questions when you are on a blind date with others?
Of course, he didn't dare.
In fact, Zhu Ning asked such questions because she went on a blind date with Satoshi Kaneki.
Who made Kaneki Satoshi look particularly bullied?
And who made you fart during a blind date?
"Can't you answer?" Zhu Ning said: "Then I'll leave, the blind date is officially over."
Satoshi Kaneki said: "Most farts are not smelly, but if you eat special food or want to give birth to a sensation, the farts will be more smelly. The reason why they smell is that there are special gases inside, such as hydrogen sulfide, ammonia, etc. In fact, farts are still combustible gases. As long as the gas released is enough, they can be ignited by the fire."
After answering this.
Zhu Ning was shocked.
She had no idea that she would get this answer.
In fact, she lacks knowledge in this area. She only learned a little bit after seeing a very remote book.
I didn't expect to get such a professional answer from Satoshi Kaneki here.
So how did Satoshi Kaneki know?
All of them were said by Shen Lang during a casual conversation.
Some were asked by Bing'er, some were asked by Satoshi Kaneki, and more were asked by Yu Xixi and Yu Keke.
These two little girls are just 100,000 Why?
And every time Shen Lang could answer, they would ask all kinds of questions when they took the opportunity.
Other things are hard to remember, but for some reason, they are particularly easy to remember. Satoshi Kaneki only listened to them once and then recorded them.
Zhu Ning nodded and said, "You have passed the first question, and I will ask the second question next."
Satoshi Kaneki sat upright and nodded vigorously.
Zhu Ning thought for a while and said, "What are the stars we see at night?"
This problem is absolutely difficult for people in this world.
Because ancient Eastern dynasties liked to connect stars with people on the earth.
One day, a star falls, which means that awesome person on the ground has passed away.
Of course, if one day a certain awesome person dies, but no stars fall in the sky, it means that the character is not awesome enough.
What? You said he was obviously awesome.
Humph, that just looks awesome, but it is actually not awesome.
Anyway, no matter how I explain it, it makes sense.
Satoshi Kaneki said: "This is divided into two situations. There are several stars that are very large and bright. They are the planets that are closer to us and the reflection after being illuminated by the sun. But most of the stars are actually the sun, but they are very far away from us, so they look just small stars."
Of course, this was also taught by Shen Lang.
Zhu Ning was surprised again.
This question is often taken by him to take exams for young heroes who are seeking marriage.
No one could answer at all.
But these people can't answer, and they still like to pretend to understand if they don't understand. The silly person also has thousands of words.
It seems that as long as the number of words is too large, it will appear particularly powerful and can fool people.
And Satoshi Kaneki actually answered correctly again.
Not only did he answer correctly, but he also had a more comprehensive knowledge than what he saw in books. In fact, Zhu Ning was shocked when he saw these contents just now. It would be amazing to have a sun in the sky. In myths and legends, Houyi shot the sun and there were nine suns in the sky. Many people found it incredible.
Unexpectedly, there were countless suns in the sky, thousands of them.
Just this simple answer made Zhu Ning obsessed for a long time, and every day he would look up at the stars whenever he had time.
This fat man is so awesome? Do you know this kind of advanced and mysterious knowledge?
It took a long time.
Zhu Ning said: "The third question is, what is your ideal?"
This problem is not a difficult problem, it is like a normal blind date problem.
Satoshi Kaneki thought for a while and said, "Is it ideal? Is it what I want to do the most in my heart?"
Zhu Ning nodded.
Satoshi Kaneki said: "Writing books becomes a super god, so that people can read my books wherever there are people in the whole world."
Zhu Ning was stunned.
Do you know what her ideal is?
Stay at home forever and don’t have to do anything. You can’t finish reading books every day, and the more weird it is.
She also asked many young heroes what your ideal is before on a blind date.
Some of these people spill thousands of words, while others are short and powerful.
But in the final analysis, it can end up in one sentence: govern the country and pacify the world.
In short, the ideal is very lofty.
To put it more directly, that is, I want to be a marquis and a minister, and I want to be like your grandfather.
Then Zhu Ning was scared.
In this case, wouldn’t I want to become the prime minister’s wife, become a super virtuous supporter, and have endless social interactions every day?
Wouldn't you also want to become a member of the power field?
My ideal is to live a life of silence and stay at home forever, and no one should pay attention to me except the closest people.
And the Satoshi Kaneki in front of him.
It seems that, vaguely, the two people have similar ideals.
One wants to stay at home and read books every day, while the other wants to stay at home and write books every day.
Is it a pair made of heaven and earth?
Then, Kaneki Satoshi took out a box from his chest as if he had remembered something.
"This is a gift for you."
Zhu Ning took it and opened it to take a look.
What is this?
There is something in this world that I don’t know?
"This is glasses. You read books every day and light up the lights at night, so your eyes must be myopic." Kaneki Satoshi said: "Do you usually not see things clearly?"
Zhu Ning nodded and said, "Yes, when I came in just now, I could only roughly see that you were very fat, and I couldn't see clearly what the rest looked like."
Satoshi Kaneki said: "Did you see clearly now?"
Zhu Ning said: "It's not very clear that you just sit face to face."
Satoshi Kaneki said: "Then you put on these glasses and take a look."
Zhu Ning put on glasses.
I was shocked.
The world has never been so clear.
It's been a long time.
Since many years ago, her eyes have become myopic, and a little further away is blurred.
Of course, this glasses were made by Shen Lang, only about 400 degrees.
He completely guessed Zhu Ning's degree of myopia.
Even if it is not accurate, it doesn't matter, it will become clear if you wear it.
Then Zhu Ning saw Kaneki Satoshi thoroughly.
Ah? Are you so fat?
Suddenly, Satoshi Kaneki felt that he had given the wrong gift, which allowed the goddess to see clearly the truth about her not being handsome.
Zhu Ning won’t take off her glasses after putting on her glasses. The clear and bright world is so good.
"This...it was made by my brother-in-law." Satoshi Kaneki said.
Zhu Ning nodded and took out five books.
They are "Jin x Everlasting Wind and Moonless", "Journey to the West", and "Fighting Break the Sky" one, two, and three.
"You wrote these books?" Zhu Ning asked.
To be continued...