Chapter 490: Crocodile Tears(1/2)
After sleeping well all night, when Zhao Zhongzhen woke up, he saw Wang Yun wandering around the well.
"... I am quite confused about college. It says that if you want to do things, you must first correct your mind. If you want to correct your mind, you must first be sincere. If you want to be sincere, you must first achieve your knowledge, and to achieve your knowledge is to investigate things... I think this is a correct theory. But if you want to correct your mind and cultivate yourself first, you will say that there are few people in the world who can do this... I say that you are cautious about being alone, but how many people in the world can do it? I often feel confused, so please teach me."
Zhao Zhongzhen, who was yawning, couldn't help but be stunned, and then felt that this guy was really unauthentic.
Chen An said that there is no real gentleman in the world. If there is one, it must be a doll and does not have his own thoughts.
Because people will have selfish desires. When a person is in love, his mind will inevitably be shaken. What kind of gentleman is talking about at this time?
A gentleman is never forced. If he acts by force, he is a nerd, useless in the country or the family, just a waste.
Sima Guang's voice came from the well, and it sounded a little dull: "The heart is first upright, and the heart is right, and the body is right. This is the basis of all things. If the heart is not upright, everything is illusory... The so-called sincerity, the so-called investigation of things and knowledge must start from childhood, but this does not conflict with sincerity and the heart are right, and it must go hand in hand... Only in this way can the mind and body be united..."
Wang Rong frowned and said, "Sima Guang's words are quite reasonable."
This kind of thing that studies the principles of life is not something that young people like. At this time, someone started cooking in front of him. Wang Yun sniffed and went to make some food quickly.
A man from the Imperial City Department was making breakfast. Wang Yun went over and took a look and found that he just heated the dried cakes and then some dried pickles. Each person had two cakes and one dried pickles, which seemed to be salted radish.
Wang Rong took a bite of the salted radish and the taste was unexpectedly good, but the cake was very unpalatable.
After barely eating 70% full, Wang Rong and Zhao Zhongzhen went to the well.
Zhang Banian came over and asked, "How?"
Zhao Zhongzhen said: "There is a way to do this, but I don't know if he can bear it."
Is there a way?
Zhang Banian's eyes flashed and he said, "Just let me tell you."
Zhao Zhongxin looked down and asked, "Is it cold below?"
"Not cold, warm!"
The wind is cold on the well, but it is not cold under the well?
"This well has been abandoned for many years, and it has long since disappeared from water vapor and is very dry."
If there is water vapor, the cold will invade.
This is simple.
Zhao Zhongzhen asked with a serious look on his face: "How much was there when I pulled it before?"
Sima Guang thought for a while, "Not much."
Zhao Zhongzhen nodded and said, "There is a way to do this."
A group of rough men from the Imperial City Department were looking at him, not believing that this royal family had a way to rescue Sima Guang.
There is nothing we can do about it, you just learn the bullshit miscellaneous learning... and you think you are so talented?
Zhao Zhongzhen said: "First, from now on, we will only give you water, not food. Second, don't surround us, blocking the circulation of air."
"that's all?"
Zhang Banian thinks this matter is not reliable.
“Isn’t this fasting?”
"Hey! Do you want to lose weight in Sima Gong?"
"When will I go hungry?"
"Don't starve to death..."
"If you are so hungry, you can pull it up, but how long does it take to last?"
“…”
Everyone was talking about it, and Zhang Banian felt unsure, but at present, there was no good idea about Sima Guang's predicament, so...
He walked to the dry well and said to the bottom: "Sima Jianyuan, may you be hungry for a few days?"
Sima Guang below had heard Zhao Zhongzhen's words just now, and he said, "This matter... Chen An is there?"
Do you actually trust Chen An?
Sima Guang and Shen An had several conflicts. In this case, Sima Guang actually chose to trust Chen An, which made Zhang Banian feel a little confused.
So Zhang Ba Nian returned to Beijing again and happened to catch Chen An who had just arrived home and entered the palace together.
"How many days are you hungry?"
Zhao Zhen naturally didn't know how to lose weight, and he had never experienced the pain of hunger well. He subconsciously touched his belly and asked, "Can you lose weight after a few days of hunger?"
Chen An cursed Zhao Zhongzhen and Wang Rong in his heart, but at this moment he could only endorse them: "Your Majesty, this person is divided into normal and thin, the third type is obesity. Sima Guang is a little fat, and his abdomen is mostly fat. If he wants to consume fat, he must diet or practice. Sima Guang naturally does not practice, so he can fast... no, he is dieting."
“Can diet make your stomach smaller?”
When people get older, they have small belly, and Zhao Zhen is no exception. He looked at his belly and felt that this was a symbol of blessing.
Chen An nodded vigorously and said, "Yes!"
He has never lost weight even though he can, but he has read a lot of those popular publicity.
These concepts can be seen everywhere when losing weight.
Even if he can't, he has to endorse that kid Zhao Zhongzhen, and he still can't get it up...
"What if I can't pull it up at that time?"
Zhao Zhen obviously thought of this problem too.
Chen An said seriously: "If the official family still can't get it up, it means that Sima Guang is too fat..."
If you can't pull it up, you have to continue to reduce it, but you have to eat something at that time and eat a small amount.
Zhao Zhen covered his forehead and felt sad. At this time, there were no extra ministers on the scene. Chen Zhongheng dared to speak, "The official family has no choice, and there is no way to do this."
Yes! There is nothing we can do. If we don’t act, how long can Sima Guang last?
"Go."
Zhao Zhen agreed to this plan and even asked Chen Zhongheng to go to Huayuan County Prince's Mansion to ask Zhao Yunliang and his son about fasting. As a result, the father and son were so happy that they almost taught their own fasting experience, and then looked forward to the good news at home.
They thought this was the government's value, but they were fasting in the mansion but didn't know that Sima Guang had gone into the well.
"... The official family, Prince Huayuan said he had nothing to do when he was hungry for three or four days. If he could still eat some fruit every day, then four or five days would be fine..."
Zhao Zhen finally felt relieved, but the prime ministers were a little puzzled.
"Is this going to turn Sima Guang into a thin man? But why did I feel that he had not had time to become thinner... I guess he would become a dead person."
This is the Political Affairs Hall, and Zeng Gongliang is talking about Sima Guang's life and death without any hesitation.
Han Qi also tore off the mask: "The two teenagers are making trouble, so I naturally don't believe it. But why did Chen An say it well? That's his miscellaneous knowledge. Zhao Zhongzhen has a good relationship with him. Everyone can object, but he must say it well!"
This is the endorsement!
Whether you are correct or not, I will give you a thumbs up first. Of course, it’s OK to call Liu Liu Liu.
Ouyang Xiu didn't speak because he also felt it was unreliable.
The three present were all big belly, and they could see their loose and plump belly when they took off their clothes. They had also been worried about their belly, but they couldn't do it, so they couldn't handle it anyway.
But Chen An actually said that he would lose weight if he was hungry for a few days...
These people are very powerful and will naturally not be hungry, so they sneer at this.
Are you trying to trick us into fasting?
...
Chen An went outside the city in a flash. When he saw the flying village, he had already been camped by the people from the Imperial City Division, and there were tents everywhere.
"I've seen the Attendant."
"You are finally here!"
“…”
The people in the Imperial City Department were relieved. Chen An thought to himself what was wrong? Could it be that Sima Guang couldn't hold on?
He walked over and when he saw the dry well, he also saw Zhao Zhongzhen and Wang Rong.
Zhao Zhongzhen lay down at the edge of the well and shouted at the bottom: "...Sima Jianyuan, is it possible to pull it? Yes, untie the pants first, be careful to lift it! Go forward your legs and raise them...Okay, try it, make sure you won't pull it in your pants..."
Wang Yun fiddled with a man on the side, asking him to bend his legs forward, and then he let the stone fall from his buttocks with him.
"Safe, I won't fall from my pants!"
What kind of evil did I do in my previous life? I actually knew these two little beasts!
Seeing that they were fiddling with these things, Chen An couldn't help but feel evil and wanted to kick them into the dry well one by one.
Then Wang Rong and Zhao Zhongzhen came back with their noses. When they saw Chen An, they both looked stern, "Brother Anbei is here just right, please give me some advice."
What should I give me some advice?
At this time, Chen An could only survive the whole way.
“This is a great deal.”
To be continued...