1179 Chapter salted egg heaven and man
There is a river in Meiyu Canyon called Tianhe. Any stone picked up by the river is full of spiritual jade. When the sky light shines, it shines everywhere, and Meilun Meizhong. Meiyu Castle is located at the source of Tianhe, on the hillside of Baiyu Mountain. The mountain is covered with ice and snow all year round, crystal clear, and even the rocks are white spiritual jade, which is a veritable white jade mountain.
In the culture of heaven and man, Meiyu Canyon is the most beautiful place in the entire fairy world, and the scenery there is painted by the Supreme God with a brush. Meiyu Castle is a pearl on Baiyu Mountain. Even the bricks used for building walls are made of spiritual jade mined from Baiyu Mountain. It is known as the most beautiful castle in the Kingdom of Heaven.
In the kingdom of heaven, no noble dares to be richer than Duke Shanpu, because no one is as rich as him.
Shanpu has a lot of money, but his son is pitifully small, with only one named Ovishanpu.
Duke Shanpu regarded this only son as a treasure in his palm and a flesh in his heart. Before going to war, he even made a will to leave everything to Ovishanpu.
But he had no other choice.
Ovishanpu has a very special hobby, he likes to eat eggs.
What he likes to eat is not the eggs laid by chickens and ducks, but picked from the fairy slaves.
He was the only son of Duke Shanpu. He was spoiled since childhood and did whatever he wanted. He stole the forbidden fruit at a very young age. As a result, he was tempted to eat the forbidden fruit and became uncontrollable. He went further and further on the road of indulgence. So he was very weak at a very young age and could not even act at the worst. Later, he didn't know where he got a folk remedy, which was to eat eggs to replenish the shape.
It turned out that it was really true. After eating for a while, he regained some abilities. Since then, he fell in love with eating eggs. For this reason, he has also studied and invented several different ways to eat, barbecue, stew, braised, dipping sauce and steaming, etc.
He has been trying to surprise Lao Shanpu these days, that is, when Lao Shanpu comes back in triumph, he will pull a noble woman in a noble way and point at the woman's belly to tell Lao Shanpu: Dad, you want to be a grandpa!
Happy or not?
Happy or not?
Thinking of something beautiful in my heart, Ovishanpu suddenly shook a few times.
The celestial woman who was with him made a very loud sound, which seemed to penetrate the roof of the castle and flew straight out of the clouds in the sky.
"Young Master is really amazing. You have completely conquered me." The woman of the celestial being smiled flatteringly, and the expression on her face looked so tired but very satisfied. Although this expression was very contradictory, it was just right, making people think about it and feel particularly conquered.
Ovishanpu chuckled, “Really?”
"Of course it's true." The woman of the celestial being turned her head shyly. When she turned her face, she had a disgusting expression on her beautiful face.
Damn, if someone has just counted thirty-six, you have game over. If you still have the face to ask if it is true, don’t you have a little bit of counting?
But Ovishanp felt very good and smiled happily: "I said I will completely conquer you."
The face of a celestial woman turned into a toothache expression again. Although women are naturally good at acting, sometimes they feel so embarrassed that they act. They are too fake and have no soul at all.
At this moment, a voice from an attendant came from outside the door: "Young master, we have caught that immortal and are about to take him to the dungeon."
Ovesanpu said: "Don't hurry to take people to the dungeon, but to the kitchen."
"Yes, I'll go right away." The attendant left.
Ovishanpu climbed down from the bed, put on his clothes and walked towards the door. When he reached the door, he stopped and looked back at the Tianren woman, with a bad smile on his face: "My baby, stay here and don't leave, I'll be back soon."
The woman of the celestial being said coquettishly: "Young master, I can't even walk, where can I go?"
"Hahaha..." Ovishanpu smiled happily and went out with great enthusiasm.
When the door closed, the woman lying on the bed sagged her mouth: "Ph!"
The kitchen is on the far left of Meiyu Castle and is a certain distance from the main body of the castle. After all, it is a place for cooking, with oil smoke, uncomfortable ingredients and food garbage. Lao Shanpu and Xiao Shanpu are both more particular people, so they naturally will not build the kitchen next to their own residence.
Next to the kitchen is a warehouse where ingredients are piled up, and there is an open space in front of the door. The open space is covered with pieces of spiritual jade and a cross wooden frame.
This cross wooden cradle has nothing to do with God, it only has to do with the ingredients.
When Ovishanpu came to the open space in front of the kitchen, there was a man tied to the cross wooden frame. The man was covered in hair and covered in wounds. He looked very tired, but his eyes were flashing with fierce divine light. I'm afraid that if he hadn't been tied to the wooden frame, he would have pounced on him and bite someone to death with his teeth.
A large group of immortals and immortals armed to their teeth knelt on one knee and shouted respectfully: "Young Master!"
Ovishanpu waved his hand and went straight to the cross wooden frame. He looked at the man tied to the wooden frame carefully, and then asked, "Are you that pink thief?"
The man on the wooden frame blew the hair that was blocking his eyes, revealing a young face covered with blood. A grim smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "My name is Liu Mingjun, and his name is Hua Jianzi. You said that pink thief is your grandfather and me!"
Ovishanp frowned and suddenly punched Liu Jun in the lower abdomen.
A dull sound.
But Liu Jun of Huajianzi smiled hideously: "Hahaha... How many fucking days have you not eaten? You have only such strength?"
A fairy martial artist next to him walked up and hit Liu Jun's head with a gun. Liu Jun's head suddenly turned, and there was a hole in his head, and blood flowed down his cheeks.
"Damn it, I dare to be powerless to our young master. If you dare to scold me, I will kill you immediately!" The Tianren Xianwu said viciously.
Liu Jun recovered, but another string of weird laughter came out of his mouth: "Hahaha... I have never been a person who is afraid of death. You celestial beings do not regard the immortals in the mortal world as humans, burn, kill, rob and insult the women in the mortal world. I just can't stand you, so I came to your heavenly kingdom to play with your celestial beings. I count them for you... As of the same night that one... I played with thirty-six celestial beings, maybe you have your sister or your mother, hahaha!"
This is why he is called the "Pink Thieves". He wandered around in the kingdom of heaven and committed crimes. Many women of heaven talked about the pink thief, and the chrysanthemums would be tight.
"You are looking for death!" The Tianren Xianwu hit Liu Jun's head with another gun.
Liu Jun suffered and didn't care at all.
"Get out." Ovishanpu said.
The Tianren Xianwu glared at Liu Jun hatred before retreating.
Ovishanpu snapped his fingers.
A fairy slave wearing white clothes walked out of the kitchen, holding a box made of spiritual jade in his hand. The box was carved with a variety of patterns, which were very exquisite.
In the Kingdom of Heaven, most wealthy families and nobles have fairy slave chefs from the mortal world. The heavenly beings are not good at cooking, so the fairy slaves who know how to cook are far more valuable and intimate than young and beautiful fairy women in the slave market. The fairy slave chef is also the only category of slaves that will not be abused by the gods, and of course they are limited to the master's home.
Cook Xiannu knelt in front of Ovishanpu and unveiled the lid of the spiritual jade box for Ovishanpu.
The spiritual jade box contains several exquisite knives, as well as spoons and top-quality spiritual jade dishes, dipping dishes, and so on.
These are the tools for Ovesanpu to get and eat eggs.
It is said that just this set of tools and tableware for picking and eating eggs is worth ten thousand immortal gold, which is extremely luxurious.
Another servant came up to tie an apron on Ovishanpu. He did not wear leather gloves, and finally handed him carefully to his hands with the offensive knife. The whole process was full of ritual and very particular.
When Ovishanpu stood in front of Liu Jun again, he was no longer Ovishanpu, he was Ovishanpu, an egg-eating expert.
"No one dared to be rude to me. I will castrate you and chop you up and feed you to the dog." Ovesanpu said lightly.
"Spit!" Liu Jun squirted blood.
Unfortunately, the heavenly beings are too tall. Even Ovishanpu, who is only of medium size, is at least 2.5 meters tall. He vomited all his blood on Ovishanpu's apron inlaid with gold edges.
Ovishanpu stretched his right hand holding the knife to Liu Jun's waist of his trousers.
Liu Jun suddenly became nervous, his breathing was obviously much faster than before. He was not afraid of death, but this was not the way he wanted to die. What he liked most was to die on the belly of a certain celestial woman, rather than the way to die in front of him who was castrated and then chopped up and fed the dog.
But……
He has no choice.
"Ah" he roared.
Ovishanpu sneered: "You shout, the more you scream, the more excited you become, your eggs will be filled with blood and male substances, and your eggs will have higher quality. My favorite is the immortal eggs like you. If you improve your quality a little more, it will be more perfect."
Liu Jun couldn't call out.
Ovishanpu stretched out his exquisite knife...
Bang!
Suddenly a muffled sound came.
Everyone's eyes gathered in the direction of the sound coming.
That is the warehouse next to the kitchen.
It's very strange. Fortunately, the warehouse was emitting ink smoke just now.
Huh... Huh... Huh...
A strange sound suddenly came from the originally quiet warehouse.
Ovishanpu shrunk his exquisite knife back: "What's the noise? Go and see!"
Several immortals and immortals immediately walked to the warehouse.
At this moment, the door of the warehouse suddenly opened automatically, and a ball of ink and wash smoke surged out of the door.
Several immortal immortals who went up to check stopped vigilantly, and there were even celestial immortal immortal soldiers who were surrounded by Aowei Shanpu.
A faintly, someone came from the smoke of ink and wash.
Chapter completed!