Chapter 1414 Traffic Accidents on the Ancient Silk Road
It is quiet in the cave heaven located in the Black Corner Tribe. In the evening of China and in the afternoon, there is a ray of sunlight shining in the cave heaven, and the light is pretty good.
In front of several thatched cottages, one person and one dog are practicing. To be precise, people are guiding and dogs are practicing.
This person is Chen Pingdao, and this dog is Xiaotian Dog.
"Okay, let's get here today." Chen Pingdao said, "I'm a little hungry and I should make lunch."
Xiaotian Dog said: "Master, I hunted a wild boar yesterday. Can you eat meat? I want to eat barbecue."
Chen Pingdao frowned immediately: "You know that eating meat. We practitioners should avoid meat. Not only do you kill animals, but you also eat meat. Do you still want to become a dog fairy?"
Xiaotian Dog muttered, "I am a dog. Do I eat grass if I don't eat meat?"
Chen Pingdao scolded: "How dare you talk back?"
The Xiaotian Dog dared not speak back, and its ears suddenly moved, then turned its head and looked towards the entrance. A golden auspicious cloud suddenly entered its sight. It was stunned and said excitedly: "Master, Master, what kind of cloud is that?"
Chen Pingdao also looked over and saw the cloud. He was also shocked: "Then, that...that is the divine cloud!"
After all, he was a cultivator who had lived for more than two thousand years, far more knowledgeable than Xiaotian Dog, a dog who became a monk halfway through. When he saw the golden divine cloud, he immediately thought of it as the divine cloud.
The divine cloud flew slowly, with huge clouds surging around, and there was no way to see any god standing on the fortune.
Chen Pingdao knelt down and shouted, "Disciple Chen Pingdao pays homage to the great god. How dare you ask who the great god is?"
No one responded on the cloud.
Chen Pingdao suddenly remembered something, slapped the dog's head with a palm, pressed it and knelt down, and then urged: "Speak and pay homage to the great god!"
Xiaotian Dog also shouted: "Disciple Xiaotian Dog pays homage to the great god!"
Its nose moved, as if it smelled a familiar smell, but it was not sure, and the dog's face was confused.
The golden divine cloud landed, and Chen Pingdao and Xiaotian Dog finally saw the god standing there. It was an old god with silver-white hair, thin face and vigorous eyes. He was wearing a sky-blue Taoist robe, and a gourd was slung around his waist. The gourd was engraved with the word "dan".
"Ah!" Chen Pingdao exclaimed, kowtowed to the ground, and said, "It turns out that the Taishang Laojun is coming to the humble house. His disciple Chen Pingdao has really cultivated for several lifetimes before he has reached the blessing of today!"
The Xiaotian Dog also kowtowed as Chen Pingdao, but from the corner of her eyes, she was staring at the Taishang Laojun standing by the clouds. It felt a little familiar with the smell, but she dared not say it. What if it was not the person it imagined, it would be offending the gods.
The old god on the divine cloud coughed and said, "Chen Pingdao, I know you have practiced for more than two thousand years, but you have practiced for more than two thousand years but have not become an immortal yet. What kind of immortal do you think you have practiced? I observed you in heaven and saw you walking your dog all day, cooking tea, and napping on a rocking chair. You are so lazy but can steal more than two thousand years of time in heaven. Do you think you are guilty?"
Chen Pingdao suddenly became nervous: "Disciple..."
The old god on the cloud of gods said, "Now, you say you are a dog, you can eliminate your sins by saying three times, just say it."
Chen Pingdao breathed a long sigh of relief and then said, "I am a dog, I am a dog."
"Relieve the sin." said the old god on the divine cloud.
Chen Pingdao raised his head and looked at the old god on the divine cloud, and was moved to tears: "Thank you, Laojun, for pointing it out."
He will help his disciples eliminate sins. He is not talented and dares to ask the Supreme Laojun to accept his disciples as his disciples. His disciples are willing to guard the Danfang for the Supreme Laojun and be a gatekeeper."
Suddenly, a golden light flashed, and the old god on the divine cloud disappeared, and then another person appeared. The man was very young and dressed in modern clothes, and the key was that his face was still familiar.
Chen Pingdao saw the suddenly revealed face, his chin fell to the ground with a slam, and a sentence burst out from his mouth: "Damn... it's you boy!"
"Master!" Xiaotian Dog also saw Ning Tao's face, cheered, kicked his feet, and shot at Ning Tao on the divine cloud.
It just smelled Ning Tao's scent, but he didn't dare to confirm it. Now that he saw Ning Tao's face, there was no doubt about it.
Ning Tao hugged the Xiaotian Dog and said with a smile: "Oh, you are so heavy."
Xiaotian Dog's tongue kept greeting Ning Tao's face.
For it, the closest person in the world is actually either Chen Pingdao or Ning Tao. If it weren't for Ning Tao, it would have been killed by the dog-beating team, so how could it have been today?
Chen Pingdao stood up from the ground, and was so angry that he blew his beard and glared: "Ning Tao! You guy is too much. You pretended to be a god and came to lie to me, and even deceived me and said I was a dog. Why are you so bad?"
Ning Tao took the divine cloud, hugged the slashing dog and fell to Chen Pingdao, and said lightly: "I am a god, why should I pretend? Look, I will be yours now."
He put down the snarling dog, and a golden light flashed, and he really became Chen Pingdao's appearance.
Chen Pingdao was shocked again, and he had never picked up his chin that had fallen to the ground before.
"I will become a goddess to show you." Ning Tao said.
A golden light flashed, and he turned into the appearance of the goddess of wisdom, Ximia, his clothes were exposed and sexy. He reached out to pull Chen Pingdao's hand, and Chen Pingdao hurriedly gave in: "No, I have been a boy for more than two thousand years, and I must not be harmed by you."
Ning Tao: “…”
He originally wanted to tease Chen Pingdao, but unexpectedly, this guy actually thought he wanted to take his boy body. You are an old butt of more than two thousand years, who would want your boy body! No one wants it for free!
Ning Tao changed back: "You believe I am a god now?"
Chen Pingdao said: "It's just a trick. You are at most an immortal, how could you be a god?"
Ning Tao smiled and said, "I have no knowledge, I'll show you another way."
He reached out his hand, and a golden seal appeared in his palm, which was the seal of wind. With a wave of his hand, the seal of wind flew to the ground and shone brightly. In an instant, the wind was surging in the cave, the trees were blown off, and several thatched huts of Chen Pingdao were also lifted up.
Chen Pingdao jumped and shouted: "Stop quickly, stop quickly, I believe it, can't it be okay? You are going to tear down my home!"
The wind disappeared.
The home is gone.
Chen Pingdao looked at the hut thatched hut that was blown away, and his eyes were filled with tears.
Ning Tao reached out and took another magic seal, which also landed on the ground and shone brightly. In an instant, the ground shook, mud and sand turned into stones, built stone walls, and a majestic stone house was built in a blink of an eye.
Chen Pingdao smiled again: "I understand. You think Xiaotian Dog and I live in a bad place, so you demolished the hut and built this stone house for us, right?"
Ning Tao waved his hand gently and the stone house was flat, the ground was bare, and no stone brick was left behind.
"You..." Chen Pingdao's smile suddenly froze on his face.
Ning Tao smiled
He said, "You guy is too lazy to die and are content with health and pleasure. I am here to give you a great fortune with Xiaotian Dog. I have built a new world on Mars, where there is a palace residence and abundant spiritual energy. You and Xiaotian Dog will go to Mars to guard the gate for me."
If he hadn't exorced Chen Pingdao's peace nest, this guy would definitely not want to go to Mars, so he had the moment. Of course, teasing Chen Pingdao was also his purpose, who made this guy cheat him so badly back then?
Chen Pingdao then came to his senses: "What are you doing on Mars to open up a new world?"
Ning Tao said: "This earth is a cage in the mortal world. You will only know the good outside when you go out. You will be satisfied after only two thousand years of living. There are also vengeances in the fairyland that I have seen, but you have lived for seven or eight hundred years. Don't you want to live for another ten thousand years?"
"I...I'm thinking about it." Chen Pingdao seemed very hesitant.
Ning Tao said to Xiaotian Dog: "Xiaotian Dog, come with me and go to Mars to guard the gate for me."
The Xiaotian Dog said without hesitation: "Okay master, I'll go to Mars with you."
Ning Tao smiled and said, "Then let's go now and leave your master here alone to enjoy the peace and happiness."
Chen Pingdao was anxious: "You ruined my cave heaven, and I still want to be a fool. If you took Xiaotian away, I will follow you too. Didn't you say you want to give me and Xiaotian a great fortune? You gave it to me."
Ning Tao took out a small porcelain bottle from the big sun gourd and threw it to Chen Pingdao.
Chen Pingdao took the small porcelain bottle and couldn't wait to open it and take a look.
The small porcelain bottle contains two golden divine pills, which are golden and full of divinity.
"God-level...the Ancestral Pill?" Chen Pingdao was stunned.
Ning Tao said: "I took the time to refine it. You are one, one Xiaotian Dog. Don't eat it at once. You are too weak and can't stand it. Now put it away."
Chen Pingdao hurriedly stuffed the bottle stopper. This time he did not hesitate, he bowed deeply to Ning Tao: "That... thank you, this is indeed a great fortune. If Xiaotian refined this god-level ancestral search pill, he would probably be able to cultivate into a human form."
"Woof, woof!" Xiaotian Dog was very excited.
Ning Tao summoned the golden god cloud: "Let's go with me now, I'll take you to the new world of Mars to see."
Chen Pingdao and Xiaotian Dog followed him and jumped onto the divine cloud.
"Wait!" Chen Pingdao suddenly remembered something, "I still have some spiritual materials blown away by the wind, I have to take them with me, you wait for me."
Ning Tao grabbed him and said with a smile: "You don't want those shitty spiritual materials. I brought a lot of spiritual materials from the sacred mountain and the fairy world. You and Xiaotian Dog are both part of it."
"Woof, woof!" Xiaotian Dog was so excited that she circled around Ning Tao.
Chen Pingdao sighed, his face full of ashamed: "I handed over the clinic to you. I wanted to get out, but I didn't expect that a god would be created. It's really good for good, and good for good for good."
It was also a blessing that he cheated Ning Tao. Instead of holding a grudge, Ning Tao gave him such a great fortune. If it were someone else, he would probably have brought a knife to chop people long ago.
Above Africa, a golden divine cloud flew to the east. When passing through the ancient Silk Road, an invisible bomber with a star flag suddenly appeared on the road ahead. The golden divine cloud could not dodge and hit it head-on.
Boom!
There was a ball of fire in the sky, and debris fell like raindrops.
Chapter completed!