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After drinking two bowls of fairy wine, Ning Tao was really a little drifting. He felt a little ghosting when he saw things, and his thinking became increasingly slower. No matter what he did or said, his reaction was a beat and a half beat slower.
If it was an ordinary wine, his spiritual power would have begun to quit the wine automatically. But this immortal wine is not an ordinary wine. Putting aside whether it is a wine brewed by a demon immortal, just from the benefits of cleaning marrow and purifying the meridians and nourishing spiritual energy, his spiritual power would not quit the wine automatically. After all, it is a peerless wine in the world of cultivation, and it must have a unique secret method. Besides, in ancient times, it was a pity to quit the wine that was worth a thousand gold coins.
But even though he was drunk, Ning Tao insisted on coming to the courtyard with Qingzhui, kneeled side by side, ready to worship the world.
"Sister, you come and worship the world, too." Qing Zhui greeted Bai Jing again.
"This... isn't this good?" Bai Jing said this, but she still walked over, hesitating and refused to kneel down.
"Sister, you and I are as close as one person. I worship the world but you don't worship the world. How can this be done? Kneel down quickly and don't neglect the world." As he said that, Qing Zhui didn't wait for Bai Jing to express his attitude, grabbed Bai Jing's hand and pulled it to the ground.
Bai Jing knelt on the ground, tilted her head to look at Ning Tao: "Brother-in-law, this will not affect your and your sister's worship of heaven and earth, right?"
"No...hehe...the impact..." Ning Tao couldn't even explain clearly, and there was any opinion. If he heard this second, he would not know what it was in the next second.
Qing Zhui said loudly: "Today, I, my sister and my husband, worship the heaven and earth together. Heaven and earth are proof, and the three of us are together for generations..."
Dong!
Ning Tao's head hit the ground, and Qing Zhui and Bai Jing also kowtowed three times. Ning Tao froze after one of the kowtows. Qing Zhui helped him up and knocked two more.
Then he worshiped the high hall again.
Qing Zhui was born with a demon, without a father or a mother, Ning Tao's parents died, Bai Jing put two chairs and brewed two cups of tea instead.
Qing Zhui and Ning Tao knelt in front of two chairs, and Qing Zhui said again: "Sister, you come to kneel down too. My husband's parents are also my parents, which is equivalent to your parents. You are my sister, and you should come and worship."
Bai Jing looked at Ning Tao again: "Brother-in-law, do you have no objection?"
Ning Tao shook his head: "No... see you."
He missed a word for three words, and after that, his body leaned to the ground. Qingzhao quickly supported him, pressed Ning Tao's neck to kowtow to the ground, and kowtowed while kowtowing, "My father, my mother, my sister and I are married to Brother Ning. Please accept the three of us worshipped by the spirit of heaven..."
After the three sounds were knocked down, Ning Tao was already lying on the ground.
If he recites the "Your Sutra" when he drinks the second bowl of fairy wine, no matter which sentence is it, the four sentences can make him sober up. But he didn't recite it, but it is still true that today is a good day for him to get married with Qingzhu. It would be boring to drink some wine and recite scriptures to sober up, that would be boring. But now, even if he wants to sober up, he can miss a word, because he can miss a word in a three-word sentence. How can he recite the scriptures clearly?
"Sister, congratulations on finally marrying the best man." Bai Jing reached out and hugged Qing in her arms, her beautiful eyes filled with tears, and she was both happy and sad.
Qing Zhui said in Bai Jing's ear: "We sisters have sworn that if we want to marry, we will marry the same person. I married Brother Ning today. You also drank and handed over a bowl of wine with Brother Ning, and worshiped Tiandi and Gaotang. You are also marrying Brother Ning."
Bai Jing smiled bitterly: "I'm joining in the fun and having fun. He won't take it seriously when he wakes up. Don't worry about my business, go to the wedding chamber with your man. Today is a rare opportunity. If the woman who sells ice cream comes out of seclusion, your good things may be ruined again."
Qing Zhui's face was already full of wine, and after she said this, it became even more red: "Sister, what do you say? I can't bear to leave you."
Bai Jing let go of Qingzhui and gently pushed her: "Go quickly and go quickly, I'll clean up the dishes."
Qing Zhui suddenly came to Bai Jing's ear and muttered something.
Bai Jing's beautiful eyes suddenly widened, and her eyes also fell on Ning Tao. Her eyes were so strange...
If Ning Tao sobered up at this time, he would definitely be curious about why he was drunk, while Qing Zhui and Bai Jing were still awake. However, this answer obviously would not automatically appear in his confused head.
In a daze, Ning Tao felt his body floating up, and his body seemed to be wrapped in a ball of soft clouds, which was indescribable to feel comfortable and comfortable. Then, he felt that the cloud was carrying him to somewhere. He laughed and said, "I have become an immortal... Baiyun, are you going to take me to the fairy world?"
"Husband, let's go back to the room." Qing Zhui's voice was small.
Ning Tao heard it, but he forgot it. He muttered, "Where is the fairy world... Gods... Gods... Gods are there again... Come out for me... I want to ask you something... Why are people nowadays, people's hearts worse than the other... Damn it... Why is it so difficult for me to earn some good thoughts and merits... You don't care... You don't care about this world... Then what's the use of asking you gods..."
After mumbling these words, he felt that the clouds had landed in a daze. Although the back was still soft, it was a little different from the soft ones just now. But I forgot this feeling in a blink of an eye, and he began to mumble again: "Dad, mom, son... I'm getting married today... your daughter-in-law is... Qinglong... your son is promising... Hahaha... Well, where is my wife..."
"I'm here." Qing Zhui's voice was gentle as water, and it also had a smile.
Ning Tao wanted to open his eyes, but his eyelids were as heavy as lead and could not be opened. He simply reached out to grab them, but he didn't know what he had grabbed, which caused a coquettish voice and his hand was hit. But at that little bit of time, he seemed to have found the cloud carrying him back.
Is it auspicious cloud?
In a daze, Ning Tao felt someone was helping him take off his clothes, and then he felt something hot was swimming around his face, body and legs. The heat finally made him sober and he barely opened his eyes a little. Then he realized that Qing Zhui was wiping his body with a hot towel, but after only a few seconds, his eyelids closed again and could not be opened. The spirit of the immortal wine was too strong. Ordinary people would probably have to be drunk to death if they drank a glass, and he drank two big bowls.
In a vague sense, he heard a rustling sound, and he muttered a word in his mouth: "Qingzhui, where are you... It's dark here... I can't see anything... Hehe... I can't see..."
"Of course you can't see with your eyes closed, I'm here." Qing Zhui's voice.
In a daze, Ning Tao felt something crawling into his arms. The auspicious cloud seemed to be back. The cloud pressed him, pressed him hard, and squeezed him. Before, the cloud seemed to be taking him to the sky and to the mysterious fairy world, but now it seemed to be pressing into the soil and taking him to the underworld for a tour. But no matter what it felt, it was erratic to him. It felt clear in the first second, but the next second, it felt chaos, and finally it didn't even know where the thoughts flew to.
He heard some strange sounds again, as if an immortal was talking. He said in a vague way: "Is it... a god... what are you talking about..."
The god didn't answer, but blocked his mouth with something.
I don’t know how long it took, but Yun'er seemed to have flew away and then flew back. In a daze, he entered the wonderful dream again. Yun'er seemed to be carrying him to fly, first to the fairyland, and then to the underworld. He heard the gods talking again, but he couldn’t hear clearly what the gods said (Tomorrow’s WeChat public account "Li Xianyu" updated the extra chapter, search and follow for free reading)...
In the end, everything stopped.
Time is unconscious for drunk people. Ning Tao hasn't slept so sweetly for a long time. I don't know how long he slept, but his waist felt sore and soreness. It was this clear soreness and numbness that awakened his consciousness. He slowly opened his eyes and saw a man curled up in his arms, a woman. The black hair on his end blocked his sight and could not see her face.
Ning Tao was stunned for a moment, and a blurred memory suddenly emerged in his mind. Then he smiled bitterly, raised the hand that could still move, and slapped his forehead: "It's so damn, last night was my wedding night, I was actually drunk, such an important thing... I don't even have any impression of it!"
The woman in her arms moved for a moment, and a vague voice appeared in her mouth, but she couldn't hear clearly what she was saying.
Ning Tao hit her through the quilt: "Qing Zhui, the sun is shining on her butt, it's time for us to get up, otherwise your unscrupulous sister will make fun of us."
"Who are you talking about being unreasonable?" The woman in her arms suddenly raised her head.
Seeing her face clearly, Ning Tao's chin fell to the ground with a clang. After a second, he opened his mouth wide: "Ah."
The screaming sound passed through the tiles on the roof and flew into the sky. A group of doves flying over the roof heard the sound and turned around without saying a word.
Nothing else, just because the woman who was in the same bed with him and was still curled up in his arms was not Qing Zhui, but Bai Jing, the unscrupulous woman he was talking about just now!
Bai Jing looked at Ning Tao and said slowly: "You scream, you scream, even if you scream, you can't change what has happened."
Ning Tao: “…”
"Don't you call me? Then I call me." Bai Jing suddenly opened her mouth, "Ah."
Ning Tao hurriedly reached out to cover Bai Jing's mouth and said nervously: "You, don't scream. When people outside heard it, they thought something terrifying happened to our family... Wait... You and me... didn't happen last night, right?"
"You can see it yourself." Bai Jing said.
Ning Tao carefully lifted the quilt a little, and suddenly froze when he saw it.
"What should happen has happened, you big bad guy." Bai Jing reached out and scraped Ning Tao's nose.
"Where is Qing Zhui? I...I want to ask her, what's going on!" Ning Tao's head was in chaos.
But at this moment, the door opened. Qing Zhui walked in with a tray with two bowls of fermented glutinous rice balls, smiling: "Brother Ning, sister, are you awake? You should be tired, don't get up, just eat these two bowls of fermented glutinous rice balls on the bed to replenish your body."
Ning Tao: “…”
Although he has not investigated yet, he feels that he has solved the case, that is, his newlywed wife has put a trap on him and trapped him!
Chapter completed!