Chapter 129 turned into an old witch
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Sunday, evening.
Because Li Jikai rested at home and had plenty of time, he cooked a table of dishes.
A man like him who can go out of the hall, go to the kitchen, can live a family life, and can take it out to win face will naturally not waste it, so there are many types of vegetables on the table, but not many servings.
Xie Xiaoxie smelled the fragrance and came out of the room. Seeing that the table was almost filled with dishes she liked, she screamed in excitement. She reached out and immediately wanted to get a piece of Coke chicken wings. However, after half of her hand, she saw Li Jikai who was serving the dishes. When she touched his soft and fierce eyes, she immediately raised her hands and said, "I understand, wash your hands first, and then eat!"
Li Ji said, "You know your appearance!"
Xie Xiaoxie made a playful face to him and went into the kitchen to wash his hands.
A small head came out from the other end of the table, and his eyes were shiny at a plate of fried chicken treasures on the table, obviously attracted by the golden pineapple.
After watching for a while, it could no longer hold it back and jumped up suddenly and flew towards the plate of fried chicken with pineapple. If it was thrown on the dish, it would have to eat the dish itself.
But unfortunately, it was only halfway through, and one hand had already emerged from the sky, and he grabbed it with a swipe!
Xie Xiaokai turned his head and looked at it. He found that it was Li Jikai, and he screamed immediately.
Li Ji stretched out his finger and bounced it on his head, "These dishes have oil and salt, which is not suitable for you! Stay wherever you cool down!"
Xie Xiaokai was thrown aside and even shouted in protest.
Xie Xiaoxie came out of the kitchen and found that each person and his pet were glaring there, and couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing?"
Li Ji said, "Xie Xiaoxie, the pet house must be locked in the future, otherwise if it runs out, it will fly downstairs and disappear! You will have to cry to death! Do you know how valuable it is?"
Xie Xiaoxie said: "Uh?"
Li Ji said: "That day, someone paid 200,000 on the pet street!"
Xie Xiaoxie said in surprise: "So many?"
Li Ji nodded, "So if we can't make it in the future, we can consider selling it, so that we can hold on for a long time!"
Xie Xiaokai shouted again when he heard this, "Squeak!"
Li Ji Kai Qu's fingers made a gesture of trying to flick his head, and Xie Xiaokai closed his mouth again!
"Don't worry, if you don't sell it, you won't sell it! Don't say 200,000, I won't sell it for two million!" Xie Xiaoxie comforted Xie Xiaokai, and then asked Li Jikai, "Hey, you said how his little head grows, how could it be so spiritual, as if it could understand our words."
Li Ji said, "I don't know either. Logically speaking, it is impossible for ordinary honey bags to understand human words. Even if you can understand, you can understand a few simple commands at most."
Xie Xiaoxie said: "But it is obviously more than just understanding a few simple commands now!"
Lee Ji said, "So I can't figure it out!"
Xie Xiaoxie said puzzledly: "Li Jikai, do you say that if it continues like this, will it become a sperm?"
Li Jikai said seriously: "No."
Xie Xiaoxie tilted his head and asked, "Why."
Li Jikai said lightly: "After the founding of the country, we cannot become a talent."
Xie Xiaoxie was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud without any image, almost bursting out tears.
When Li Jikai saw her laughing so hard that he couldn't stop, he was really afraid that she would laugh and die, "Hey, are you going to eat?"
For Xie Xiaoxie, feelings cannot be disappointed, and food cannot be even more so. As a veteran foodie, of course, eating is the most important thing, so quickly hold the chicken wings in one hand and the meatballs in the other.
Seeing her voracious swallowing without any manners, Li Jikai was really a little confused, "Eat slowly, no one snatches you. If you have been so unconscious of your image, it is difficult for you to get married!"
Xie Xiaoxie's mouth was full of food, but he also responded: "If you don't get rid of hunger medicine, you can get rid of the mud."
Li Jikai asked, "What are you saying, can you swallow the things before you speak!"
Xie Xiaoxie finally swallowed the food in his mouth, but when he wanted to explain, his face turned red. The words just now were obviously too stupid. If Li Ji said something to her, I don't want it! Then wouldn't she be embarrassed to a new level? It seems that she has to think about it first in the future and don't dig a hole to bury herself.
Seeing that she didn't explain, Li Jikai stopped asking questions, but she could pick up food!
After dinner, Xie Xiaoxie took the initiative to take on the task of washing dishes. While washing dishes, she sang songs she wrote and sang. Although Li Jikai couldn't hear what she was singing, she could tell that she seemed to be in a good mood!
Just as she was about to watch the TV news for a while, Xie Xiaoxie suddenly hooked her head out of the kitchen and asked, "Li Jikai, will you go to receive that reward tomorrow?"
Li Jikai turned his head and said, "Yes, do you want to go together too?"
Xie Xiaoxie quickly ran out of the kitchen and said, "No, I mean I'm going for you!"
Li Jikai said inexplicably: "Why?"
Xie Xiaoxie said: "Don't you go to work tomorrow Monday?"
Lee Ji said, "Don't you have to go to work?"
Xie Xiaoxie said: "We will be conducting publicity activities outside tomorrow morning. We have to pass there. I can receive the award for you!"
Li Jikai thought it was feasible, because if he went to get it, he would definitely ask Chu Xin for leave. If he asked for leave, he would have to deduct his salary. The salary for half a day would be more than 300 yuan, so he said, "Then I'll ask Officer Liu if he can collect it on his behalf!"
Xie Xiaoxie said: "Okay, call and ask quickly! I'll continue washing dishes!"
Li Jikai called Liu Xingyu and asked if she could ask someone else to collect it. She said she could also collect it, but she had to write an authorization letter!
After Xie Xiaoxie came out after washing the dishes, he passed on Liu Xingyu's words to her, and she said, "Okay, I will receive the reward for you tomorrow, but you have to disguise me!"
Li Jikai frowned: "What do you want to do?"
Xie Xiaoxie said: "Anyway, just put on some makeup, just put on me so that I can't recognize me!"
Lee Ji said, "Why?"
Xie Xiaoxie said: "Just put on my makeup, don't worry about anything else!"
What else does Li Jikai want to say? Xie Xiaoxie has already gone to take a shower!
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The next morning, Xie Xiaoxie asked Li Ji to put on makeup for himself and asked for heavy makeup.
Li Jikai couldn't persuade her, so he had to put on makeup for her. But when he was putting on makeup, he couldn't help but remember the makeup he had when Chu Xin attended the cocktail party the night before yesterday, and as a result, a ghost appeared.
Xie Xiaoxie looked at himself in the mirror and screamed, "Li Jikai, what are you doing?"
Li Jikai looked at Xie Xiaoxie carefully, and was also a little confused!
Xie Xiaoxie pointed to the woman in the mirror and asked at him: "Why did you turn me into an old witch?"
Li Ji smiled bitterly. Others said that they think about things on the day and dream about things at night, but will they be like this when wearing makeup? I just thought about Chu Xin, but in the end I turned Xie Xiaoxie into Chu Xin's appearance.
Although it is only 70% or 80% similar from the front, it is almost exactly the same from the side.
For a moment, Li Jikai couldn't help but look at his hands in surprise. Is this makeup? It's simply disguise! After a while, he said: "Or go and wash it, I'll make you another one, and turn it into the appearance of Zhao Liying or Dilraba?"
If she could really turn into a female star, Xie Xiaoxie was still looking forward to it, but when she glanced at her phone, she couldn't help but sigh: "It's too late."
Lee Ji said, "What should I do?"
Xie Xiaoxie chuckled cunningly: "Luckily, I was prepared?"
Lee Jikai: "Huh?"
Xie Xiaoxie took out a black mask that was anti-smog, an Alari hat, and large black sunglasses. After putting them on, the whole face was folded tightly.
When Li Jikai saw this, he couldn't help but say angrily: "Since you have prepared props, why do you want me to put on makeup? Now even if you put on your makeup like Zhu Dachang, you can't tell at all when you put on something like this!"
Xie Xiaoxie pouted and said, "It's not your fault. If you don't turn me into an old witch, but into a Wonder Woman, I won't have to wear these things!"
Lee Jikai sighed and said, "Then I'll take off your makeup."
Xie Xiaoxie shouted: "No, it's all gone, that's it."
Lee Ji said, "Don't you hate this makeup very much?"
"I'll try to be an old witch, too!" Xie Xiaoxie said in a cold voice, pretending to behave, "Li Jikai, you are late for work, don't want to do it anymore, right?"
Li Jikai was startled and subconsciously responded: "It's not yet time for work!"
This almost instinctive reaction made Xie Xiaoxie unable to hold back and laughed out loud.
Li Ji was sweating for a while. At that moment just now, he really regarded Xie Xiaoxie as Chu Xin.
After laughing and making a fuss, they saw that the time was almost over, so they went out, one went to the office and the other went to the Yuancheng District Public Security Bureau.
After Xie Xiaoxie arrived at the branch, he looked in front of the mirror. No matter how he looked, he was Chu Xin's face. He couldn't help but be amazed. Li Jikai's makeup technique was really amazing. I wonder if the old witch would be frightened on the spot if she saw her?
Thinking of Chu Xin's reaction, Xie Xiaoxie couldn't help laughing, but soon stopped his smile again, deliberately put his face in a stern way, imitating Chu Xin's walking, and walked in with a swaying look.
When she walked in, Zhang Ziqiang also took the BMW to the intersection outside the Yuancheng Branch, but he did not get close to the Yuancheng District Branch, but just sat silently in the car.
After a while, an interview car with the words xx media drove over and stopped in front of him. A man wearing a vest and wearing a camera walked down.
After Zhang Ziqiang saw him, he rolled down the car window and gave it an envelope, "Reporter Huang Da, thank you for your hard work today!"
Reporter Huang took the envelope, pinched it with kindness, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I will definitely do what Brother Qiang told me!"
Zhang Ziqiang said: "Then go and do it. This matter is done, and I still have a reward!"
Reporter Huang nodded, then got into the interview car and entered the Yuancheng District Branch.
Seeing the interview car disappear, the subordinate who drove Zhang Ziqiang with a thumbs up and said, "Brother Qiang, your move is really amazing. We don't need to show up to know who reported it."
Zhang Ziqiang smiled faintly and waved his hand: "Let's go, it's still early, let's find a restaurant to have morning tea!"
Chapter completed!