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Chapter Thirteen This is a mental retardation

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If you have wine today and drink today, it is suitable for men. If you spend money, you don’t have to spend money anymore. It is suitable for women. If it goes the other way, the trouble will probably be great. —————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————

Seeing that Li Ji was out of the way for a long time, Xie Xiaoxie asked weakly: "Are you angry?"

Lee Ji said, "Why am I angry?"

Xie Xiaoxie said: "I spent all the money we have left!"

Li Jikai waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about spending all the money first. I'll ask you, are you happier after spending the money?"

Xie Xiaoxie thought for a while and said, "There is one, but it is only one. This lipstick is a color that I like very much and will not fade. The instructions also said that even if you eat this lipstick, it won't be a problem."

Li Ji said: "Since you can make you happier, then you will be over! Isn't the most important thing in a person's life to be happy?"

Xie Xiaoxie said with some surprise: "You really don't scold me? I spent all my money!"

Li Ji said: "If you spend all the money, just make it again. Anyway, the money will be made. However, when you spend money in the future, it is best to measure your own environment first. You can't leave overnight food like a mouse, otherwise you will fall into an embarrassing situation of starvation the next day!"

Xie Xiaoxie whispered: "I understand!"

Li Ji said, "Don't be depressed! Anyway, the work is not adjusted, and if you don't buy lipsticks, just let them all go!"

Xie Xiaoxie nodded, and his smile returned to his face, "Li Jikai, you are such a good man!"

Li Jikai suddenly said, "If you don't post a crush on me, my brother is just a legend."

Xie Xiaoxie was immediately amused and laughed so hard that his branches trembled. After a while, he said in wonder: "Li Jikai, why do you always look depressed? It seems that you have a lot of worries!"

Lee Ji said, "Huh? Is there any?"

Xie Xiaoxie said: "Why didn't you? I have never seen you laugh since I met you!"

Li Jikai was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his face and said, "Have you really never laughed?"

Xie Xiaoxie said: "Yes, not once!"

Li Ji said, "Maybe it's because I can't remember who I am, so I can't laugh!"

Xie Xiaoxie said: "Li Jikai, can I give you a word?"

Lee Ji said, "Okay, you said!"

Xie Xiaoxie said slowly: "I am not happy, but I live with a smile!"

Li Ji thought about this sentence carefully and felt that it made sense. Only with an optimistic attitude can you have a positive life. He couldn't help but nod.

Xie Xiaoxie beat the snake and said with a stick: "Then please have fun with me!"

Li Ji Kai tried hard and showed a smile.

Looking at the smile on his face that was even worse than crying, Xie Xiaoxie waved his hand powerlessly and said, "Forget it, you'd better stop laughing!"

Li Ji said, "Then I'll tell you some good news!"

Xie Xiaoxie finally got a little excited, "What good news?"

Li Jikai took out the remaining 1,300 yuan from his pocket and handed it to her, "This is what I earned when I went out to work today."

Xie Xiaoxie said in surprise: "Oh my God, you made so much money in one day?"

"I originally earned 1,500 yuan, so I bought some food and use!" Li Jikai said, reaching out and pulling back two hundred yuan from the 1,300 yuan, "Men need to have some money to defend themselves."

Xie Xiaoxie looked at the money in his hand, then looked at him, and couldn't help but guess: "Li Jikai, are you going to rob the bank, right?"

Li Ji said, "If you only grab the bank and grab such a little money, it's better not to grab it!"

Xie Xiaoxie said: "Then who did you steal?"

"I'll grab it..." Li Ji opened his mouth and realized that she had been taken into the ditch by her. He shook his head and said, "I didn't grab it, this is the hard-earned money earned by strength and hard work."

Xie Xiaoxie said: "How did you earn it?"

Li Ji said: "I first played a guest role as a car repairman, then a guest role as a designated driver, and finally a guest role as a attending doctor, earning a total of 1,500 yuan."

Xie Xiaoxie was stunned when he heard this, and then couldn't help but give him a thumbs up and said, "It's amazing, my brother, I really admire you so much that I admire you!"

This sentence is very picturesque, which makes Li Jikai unable to help but look at her figure and imagine her posing in these two positions...

While thinking about it, Xie Xiaoxie suddenly kept his eyes shut and smiled ambiguously at him, "Do you still have good news?"

Lee Ji said, “Huh?”

Xie Xiaoxie said: "Have I seen it all?"

Li Jikai said blankly: "What did you see!"

"I still want to lie to me!" Xie Xiaoxie snorted, then opened his hands and said, "Little thing, come here and let me hug you."

The serious Xie Xiaoxie suddenly became so lewd, and Li Jikai was a little helpless!

I have only known each other for a few days, and I hugged each other immediately. Is it developing a little faster? I have not confessed to each other, and I am not even sure whether I like each other or not!

While he was hesitating whether to really give her a friendly hug, something flew down on his shoulder and fell straight into her palm. He first hugged her fingers.

Li Ji opened his eyes and almost started screaming. Isn’t this the cunning, treacherous and hygienic honey bag just now?

How did it come back with itself, and when did it fall on its shoulders?

Xie Xiaoxie gently held the cute honey bag and couldn't let go of it. The honey bag was probably a male one, because it didn't resist at all, letting her ravage, and even looked like she was very enjoyable!

Seeing this, Li Jikai couldn't help but stretch out his hand to touch it.

Who knew that his hand was only half stretched out, and it let out a "squeak" alert, and then quickly climbed from the back of Xie Xiaoxie's hand to behind her shoulders, and looked at Li Jikai with great vigilance.

Li Jikai was ridiculous and thought to himself, "Are you crazy? You are so afraid of me, why are you coming back with me?" But when he thought of the strawberries in the bag, he fully understood. It was not for himself, but for the box of strawberries.

For a moment, Li Jikai felt that he was defeated!

After walking through so many mountains, seeing so many clouds, and drinking so much water, I have never seen such shameless and greedy honey bags

Xie Xiaoxie took it off his shoulder again, held it gently in his palm and asked, "Where did you buy it? I saw someone keeping this kind of pet on TikTok, and I always wanted one, but it seems that there is no need to buy it in Chacheng! I wanted to buy it on Taobao, but I was afraid it would hang up during transportation, so I never bought it."

Li Jikai shook his head and said, "I didn't buy it, it followed me back with me."

Xie Xiaoxie: "Oh?"

Li Jikai told her all about what happened on the road just now, and even told her that his original intention was to catch it and sell it for money! After that, he stared at the honey bag and said in a very sinister way: "Hmph, this is really a way to go in heaven, but you don't have a way to hell, but you break in!"

"Squeak!" The secret bag rooster obviously felt his bad eyes, and immediately screamed, then rushed to Xie Xiaoxie's shoulder again, hiding behind her hair.

Xie Xiaoxie took it down again, protected it in his palm, glared at Li Jikai and said, "Li Jikai, what do you want to do?"

Li Ji said: "Of course I'm selling it. It's valuable. The average variety costs more than 3,000 yuan. It's as beautiful as it has bright fur, bright colors, and can also observe words and deceptions, use conspiracies and tricks, and is undoubtedly the best one. It can be sold at least 10,000 yuan!"

Xie Xiaoxie said angrily: "You are just a stomach full of bad water, your whole family is full of bad water. It just discovered that you are a stomach full of bad water, so you won't get close to you."

Lee Jikai: “…”

Xie Xiaoxie said: "Li Jikai, I will make a solemn statement now. If you dare to sell it, I will turn against you."

The honey bag was really a bit of a mesmerizing rhythm. When Xie Xiaoxie said this, he actually made a "squeak" sound, as if he was very acknowledging her words.

Li Jikai was a little surprised, "For it, do you want to turn against me?"

Facing his questioning eyes, Xie Xiaoxie's voice weakened again, "I mean if you dare to sell it."

Li Jikai felt that he had suffered 10,000 points of harm, and had been sharing the joys and sorrows for several days and nights, but he was not as good as a small animal he had just met. Is this a woman?

Xie Xiaoxie seemed to feel that his words hurt Li Jikai, and reached out to pull his sleeve and said, "Look at it, it's so small, so pitiful, and so cute, are you willing to sell it?"

Li Jikai glanced at the ghostly honey bag, and said in a muffled voice: "I didn't feel it was a little cute!"

Xie Xiaoxie said: "That's because it doesn't kiss you. And you almost got a bastard on your face because it almost got a good impression of it. It's wrong. It should be said that it's holding a grudge, so you don't think it's cute."

Li Ji said: "Whatever you say, we can't afford it anyway."

Xie Xiaoxie said: "Why can't you afford it? It's just a little bit, how much can it eat?"

Lee Jikai said directly: "I don't like it."

Xie Xiaoxie said: "But it likes you!"

Li Ji said, "Nonsense, what do you see that it likes me!"

Xie Xiaoxie said: "It can stick to you and come back, which proves that it likes you!"

Li Jikai snorted: "That's because I was holding something that it likes to eat in my hand. It secretly followed me back, and then I had the chance to start eating."

Xie Xiaoxie said: "What's wrong with letting it eat a little?"

Li Ji said: "If you want to say this, what else can I say?"

Xie Xiaoxi's tone finally softened, "Li Jikai, you are a big man, can you not be so stingy, can you be a little more arrogant, can you be more tolerant? You can tolerate so many shortcomings, but it is just a little bit small, what can you not tolerate!"

Li Ji smiled bitterly and said, "Can this be the same? Can it be confused?"

"I don't think there is anything different." Xie Xiaoxie responded, and then shook his arm softly and coquettishly and said, "Li Jikai, just be kind and ask me to take it in and let me raise it, okay?"

Heroes have been sad to pass the beauty level since ancient times. Although Li Jikai never felt that he was a hero, he could not pass the level either. When Xie Xiaoxie acted coquettishly, he got goose bumps on his body. In the end, he was so entangled that he could not stand it. He could only say helplessly: "You can do whatever you want!"

Xie Xiaoxie was overjoyed and almost came over to kiss him. However, thinking that the two of them were really not familiar, he endured it and said happily: "It's so good, so good, then you go and cook, I'll take a shower for Xiaokai!"

Li Jikai said in confusion: "Xiao Kai?"

Xie Xiaoxie looked at the honey bag in his palm and said, "It's its name, Xie Xiaokai, I just got it. Doesn't it sound very nice?"

Li Jikai was completely defeated and didn't want to say anything anymore. He carried the two bags of things he bought into the kitchen.
Chapter completed!
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