Chapter 315 My uncle is a lunatic
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When a young woman saw someone approaching and was a middle-aged man, she immediately became alert and knew that ordinary perverts were mostly at this age.
Xie Laian first looked around and saw that there was nothing unusual. Then he squatted down and said to the young woman: "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, everywhere, merry, Chacha!"
This code is also a blessing for Feng Qibin to think of it. It is not only a twilight but also a rare person. However, Xie Laian did not dislike it because the more the twilight, the more unusual it is, the less the coincidence it is, so he spent half a day memorizing it.
But after hearing this, the young woman looked confused and didn't react for a while, "What are you talking about?"
Xie Laian frowned, thinking that he hadn't explained it clearly, so he repeated: "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, everywhere, harmonious, Chacha."
The young woman rolled her eyes and cursed angrily: "You are crazy, what are you?"
Seeing her standing up and pushing the car and leaving, Xie Laian was anxious and grabbed her hand and shouted: "It's me, it's me, Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong..."
"Ba!" Before he could finish his code, the young woman had already slapped him.
Xie Laian murmured, covering his face, "How did you hit someone?"
The young woman said angrily: "If you pester me again, I will not only beat you, but I will also call the police to arrest you."
Seeing this, Li Jikai knew that he had made a mistake, so he ran up and pulled Xie Lai'an away, and said to the young woman: "Miss, Miss, I'm sorry, sorry, my uncle has a bad mind. When he sees a beautiful woman, he will recite poems and write a poem against him!"
Xie Laian glared at him strangely and secretly scolded you for being in a bad mind, but your whole family was in a bad mind!
The young woman refused to give in and cursed with her waist, "If you are not nervous, you can go to the mental hospital to lock it up. Why do you run out and scare people? It's fine to scare me. If you scare my child, I will never end up with you."
A young woman with good eyebrows is so fierce!
Li Jikai felt that he couldn't afford to offend him, so he hurriedly winked at Xie Laian and told him to pretend to be crazy and stupid.
Xie Laian covered his fat face that was beaten red and chanted reluctantly, "Peach Blossom Temple in Taohuawu, and Peach Blossom Fairy under Taohua Temple..."
When the woman saw him reciting poems, she looked at her and her eyes were aiming at her chest. She looked like she was drooling and finally got defeated. She quickly pushed the stroller and left cursingly.
When she finally walked away, Xie Laian breathed a sigh of relief, but his expression was tense, he looked at Li Jikai with resentment, "Son-in-law, I have been said twice today because I am not a good brain. Can you change the excuse next time? I am really not a lunatic!"
Li Ji was sweating for a while and nodded quickly and said, "Okay, okay, next time I say you are mentally ill!"
Xie Laian was angry, "You—"
Li Jikai thought about it and then hurriedly said, "Okay, okay, I will say next time you are a performance artist, is that okay?"
Xie Laian then reluctantly calmed down, looked up at the young woman who had walked far away and said, "Do you think this woman is really mentally ill? The sun at noon is so poisonous that she actually took her children out to bask in the sun?"
In order to soothe his injured old heart, Li Jikai could only follow his words: "I think it's possible!"
Xie Laian said: "But it's okay, that woman has such a big breast!"
Lee Jikai: “…”
The two of them were at the time of a whine of the Taoist squeaking there, and a beggar walked up to them, "Two bosses, you are good, give me some money to buy food. I haven't eaten for three days and three nights."
The two turned their heads and looked at it and found that it was a beggar with a greasy and dirty face, disheveled hair, and she was so sloppy that she was begging them with a broken bowl in her hand.
Xie Laian was already feeling uncomfortable. Seeing that the beggar was young and had complete limbs, he didn't look like he was mentally ill, so he said impatiently: "Go and go, you are young and have hands and feet. What should you ask for? Hurry up and stay wherever you cool down, don't bother me!"
Li Jikai looked at him, but remembered how he had just woken up after losing his memory, so he took out his wallet from Koucheng and prepared to give him some money.
But what they never dreamed of was that this annoying beggar suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, everywhere, merry, Chacha!"
Xie Laian was stunned and couldn't react at all.
The beggar had no choice but to say again: "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, everywhere, harmonious, Chacha!"
Xie Laian finally reacted and hurriedly responded: "Rain, rain, wind, flowers, leaves, every year, evening, day and morning!"
The beggar reached out to stroke the messy hair on his forehead and smiled and said, "Mr. Xie!"
Xie Laian asked, "Old Feng's colleague?"
The beggar nodded: "That's right, it's me. Mr. Xie, please give me some money, then wrap the key in the money and throw it into my bowl."
Xie Laian said ok repeatedly, then looked at Li Jikai.
Li Kai had already taken out a ten-yuan banknote from his wallet, and at the same time took out the key on his body, wrapped it in the money and put it in the beggar's bowl.
The beggar quickly copied the money into his hand, stuffed it into his arms, and then kept bowing to them and said, "The two bosses are very kind, I wish you good luck, great wealth, great fortune, great..."
Li Jikai was a little stunned when he heard it. This guy is very good at using idioms!
When he wanted to hear what else was bigger, Xie Laian waved his hand impatiently and said, "Let's go!"
The beggar left now.
Xie Laian and Li Jikai kept watching his figure disappear, and then they breathed a sigh of relief at the same time.
Xie Laian smiled and said, "Son-in-law, will this be fine?"
Lee Ji said: "It should be done."
Xie Laian said: "The thing is taken, and as long as the money is received, this matter will be really perfect."
Although Li Jikai felt that things went too far, he didn't think much about it and just said, "Uncle, can we go to have a meal now?"
Xie Laian nodded repeatedly, "Eat, you must eat! I will treat you and your colleagues to have a good meal. Alas, for this period, I can't eat well and I can't sleep well. Look at me, how thin are you? I have to make up for it quickly. I will lose my energy when I lose my energy, and I will not be able to catch a girl if I lose my energy!"
Li Ji was sweating wildly. You are still thin like this? If you are really thin, there will be no fat people in the world! But since Xie Laian was going to treat him, he quickly took out his cell phone to notify Zhu Dachang and Gao Meng and the others, asking them not to order takeout, and not to eat when ordering takeout, and instead have a big meal.
At 1:30 noon, Mingxiang Restaurant, the second floor private room.
Xie Laian, Li Jikai, Wu Su, Zhu Dachang, Gao Meng, and Aunt Lan sat at the round table, all of which were the best and most expensive dishes in the restaurant, and there were even two bottles of Kweichow Moutai.
Xie Laian handed over the key and was waiting to collect the money, so he was refreshed. He asked Li Ji to have a meal as a reward for them.
Li Jikai was not polite to him even after waiting, and he chose the most expensive ones.
Seeing that Xie Laian had drunk three glasses of wine shortly after a while, Li Jikai couldn't help but say, "Uncle, be at ease, don't talk about so much wine!"
Xie Laian shook his head and said, "Son-in-law, it's rare for uncle to be so happy! Do you know that this broken chip has tortured me for more than a year. For more than a year, I have been living a nervous life every day. Now, the broken thing has finally been handed over to Lao Feng. I'm also loose. I have to make up the meat quickly. Those foreign girls said, "I have to be fatter to be able to be charming for men."
Everyone was sweating wildly when they heard this, thinking, uncle, you are really wrong, they are talking about your wallet!
Zhu Dachang took it straight and stood up and said, "Xie Xian... Forget it, I'd better call you uncle like my brother. Uncle, it's probably difficult to lose weight if you want to lose weight. If you want to gain weight, it's so easy. I'll teach you a way. In our village, you can use wine lees and sweet potato rice for pigs to eat. The pigs will eat it and gain weight quickly. You can try it."
Wu Su, who was sitting next to him, couldn't help but close her eyes and no longer look.
Li Jikai also had a headache, but Zhu Dachang was just honest!
Xie Laian didn't care, but just smiled and said, "Who can eat the wine lees? Moutai bibimbap is almost the same!"
Zhu Dachang waved his hands repeatedly and said, "That doesn't work, that's not possible. You must have wine lees, otherwise it won't work!"
Li Ji said, "Okay, intestines. Stop making trouble. Uncle joked with you. The so-called broad-minded heart and fat body. He has no burden now. He will gain weight by drinking cold water."
Xie Laian laughed, patted Li Jikai's shoulder, and said, "Since this matter is over, your commission has been completed. I will go to the office to settle the account for you later, and then stay for another day and a half, and I will go back!"
Li Jikai said unexpectedly: "Uncle, isn't there a signing ceremony later? Why are you doing in such a hurry to go back? And Xiao Xie hasn't seen you for so long, so don't you stay and spend more time with him?"
Xie Laian shook his head and said, "I can't lose the company there. I'm not here recently, and the company's affairs are not able to be carried out. I have to go back and see, and then think about what to do next. If Xiao Xie is willing to take over the company, I won't have to have such a headache. My uncle is old and has enough money to make, so I really don't want to be so tired. If Xiao Xie is unwilling to take over, I plan to sell the company. I guess there is a lot of money, enough for our father and daughter to spend all our lives!"
Li Jikai thought for a while and said, "Uncle, I still say the same thing. No matter what decision you make, I will support you!"
Xie Laian looked at Li Jikai, and then slowly said, "Son-in-law, after these days of contact, I think you are really good. If Xiao Xie is really unwilling to take over my company, do you want to try it? As long as you marry my Xiao Xie, the company will be yours."
Li Jikai did not answer, but just picked up the soup and drank it slowly.
Wu Su and others on the side looked at him nervously. Everyone was now following him. If he left, they would become in vain.
Xie Laian whispered: "Son-in-law, I told you in the morning that Xiao Xie is a very fragile child. If you really don't plan to marry her, then don't flirt with her anymore. You should think about this matter carefully. Anyway, I'll put it here first. If you make my daughter sad, I will definitely not let you go."
Li Jikai sighed softly and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, can you talk about this matter later?"
Xie Laian said: "Then are you dragging it all the time? You can afford to wait, but my daughter can't. A woman's best youth is only a few years."
Lee Ji said, "I know, I promise I will think about it."
Xie Laian shook his head and said, "I really don't know what you are thinking. With my understanding of you, you are not the kind of person who is busy and full of colorful intestines. You are obviously interested in Xiao Xie, but you are in love with each other when you show it clearly! You just don't show it, you, hey, I'm really angry with you!"
Li Ji said: "Uncle, I have some things that I have to solve first, otherwise I will not be able to rest. I..."
Just as she was talking hard, Xie Lai's cell phone on the table rang.
Chapter completed!