Chapter 14 I suspect you are an African chief, and I have evidence
He was surprised at first and almost subconsciously blurted out: "Yeah, little brother, you are finally willing to start the microphone..."
Then he let out another 'fuck', even forgot about the pretentiousness: "How did you know that I turned on the voice changer? You also know that my name is Ji Shaoyi?"
In the end, he seemed to have seen a ghost. After looking at the computer screen, he said, "You, you, you, you," after a long time, "You are actually a woman?"
Lang Qiao sneered twice, and his cold voice sounded particularly sarcastic: "What do you think?"
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I said I was shameless and you believe me?
If embarrassment could kill people, he would be embarrassed to be a corpse now.
Quiet is the separation of Shengxiao, and silence is the current Young Master Ji.
For a long time next, Ji Shaoyi was as quiet as a chicken, silently digesting these explosive messages that hit him in front of him.
The temptation of Lang's 1, who is regarded as a strong man by alumni, is actually a girl? But he was defeated by a girl? He also chased him repeatedly and acted cutely and whimpering. After that, he was recognized on the spot?
Wait! Why was he recognized? Didn’t he turn on the voice changer?
With this question in mind, Ji Shaoyi silently returned to the desktop, clicked on his voice changer interface, and saw... He chose Loliyin, but he didn't press OK, rounding it means he didn't turn it at all.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I became autistic.
Let me ask, is it more ashamed to behave like a cute girl in the game?
Of course, there is, when I was acting cute and cute, I forgot to turn on the voice changer, and the girl took off her vest on the spot.
No wonder he was shot to death by her yesterday, no wonder she called him a pervert...
Mr. Ji recalled his pretentious behavior these two days, and was so ashamed that he wanted to quit the game on the spot and then block the account and delete the account in one dragon. From then on, he would never see this game again!
He can't make it anymore!
Ji Shao fell head-on on the computer desk one by one, and regretted that he held his head, which had been kicked by a donkey, and kowtowed several times on the table, wishing he could rob the ground with his head.
Lang Qiao's ears were just cleared for a while, and he heard a muffled sound of 'bang, bang, bang' coming from the headset, and he said in confusion: "Are you kowtowing?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" What the hell is kowtowing?
"Because you don't have money to buy a voice changer, you accidentally fucked my ear?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" What the hell is it that a strong woman has a fucking ear? Is this young master's voice so ugly?
Lang Qiao sighed and said in a rather generous tone: "Stop kidding, I won't forgive you."
Ji Shaoyi: "???" I need your forgiveness? I have been scattering for so long for free and haven't collected your tickets yet, right?
Ji Shaoyi was so angry that she thought that he had never suffered such grievances since he was a child!
After being so angry with her, Ji Shaoyi's sense of shame in falling off his vest was instantly diluted, and his mind was full of: Don't you think I'm a strong woman fucking you in the ear? Young master, I really confirmed this crime today!
He was so angry that he immediately turned on the voice changer and chose the most coquettish loli sound in the audience. He didn't forget to confirm this time.
Immediately afterwards, a loli voice that could be so tired of people came from Lang Qiao's headphones: "Sorry, I'm sorry, I turned on the wrong voice changer just now, let's do it again~"
Lang Qiao was snipers at a high place, but was frightened by the sudden sound and his hand shook and shot directly.
She retracted her bunker and replaced the bullets, her cold voice did not fluctuate at all: "Get out, die pervert."
"Miss Yingying, you are good at it. Our voice changer company will achieve its performance at the end of the month. If the promotion volume is insufficient, our president will send it to the Northeast to sell ginseng. You can beat me and scold me and ask me to sing and dance, but don't drive me away. The wind is so strong that I will be very scared~" Ji Shaoyi was addicted to drama and even started selling the appearance of a miserable young woman.
He expected that Lang Qiao would not pay attention to him, so he dared to set up any flag, so he didn't believe that she would really let him perform a live performance.
Is it better to do such things against a girl who falls into a falsified flower season?
And the beast Lang Qiao really nodded: "Then let's take a striptease."
Ji Shaoyi: "???" No, why don't you play according to the routine?
Not only did Lang Qiao not play by the rules, he also squatted on the hillside and aimed at his head with a gun. His clear voice was particularly ruthless: "Shut up if you can't do it, otherwise you will be killed with one shot."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I hate it, why are you so fierce?
He opened his mouth, but finally shut up silently, followed her obediently to watch her show off.
The more I looked at him, the more I felt that I was not losing the shot. Although this irritable man was a little angry, he had no choice but to do it.
He was not willing to accept the loss, and he came to disturb her with self-righteousness...
After Ji Shaoyi was willful, the more he thought about it, the more he felt sad. He thought, why not apologize and ask her to see her next weekend challenge?
As soon as he was about to speak, he saw the person who ran away from the poison in front suddenly stop and turned his head to ask him: "Do you think something is wrong?"
"What?"
Lang Qiao: "I landed on the ground with a broken pistol. I was blown up by someone in the middle of the journey. I ran away and overturned the car. I could hardly grab the airdrop. The bombing area seemed to be driven for me. Now I still encountered a diagonal condemnation circle."
Not only did Ji Shaoyi not know anything about it, but he raised his eyebrows and asked her: "So what?"
So the next second Lang Qiao threw a mob over, killing him, and licking his bag, leaving a sentence: "I suspect you are a non-capital, and I have evidence."
Then she changed into Ji Shaoyi's sexy fan and headed towards the final circle with pride. She also "comfort" him and said, "Don't worry, I will live with your relics, and you can rest in peace in the nine fountains."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." I die with my eyes open, hoping that everything will be known.
As if to confirm her conjecture, after killing Ji Shaoyi to sacrifice to the sky, Lang Qiao brushed one by one in the next few circles, and finally successfully ate the chicken.
【Good luck, eat chicken tonight!】
Looking at the dazzling big words popping up on the screen, Ji Shaoyi shed tears of regret.
He wanted to apologize because he was kicked by a donkey, right? He wanted to laugh at her and forget his grudges, right?
Is this cruel and ruthless dog woman not at all?
He wrote down today's revenge for killing people and stripping clothes!
Some people took out "The Self-cultivation of Handsome Boys" while playing games and started to hold grudges today.
Chapter completed!