Chapter 230 Scientific research shows that
Before she could defend herself, Ji Shaoyi had already kissed her lips gently and said in a deep voice: "Thank you, Mr. Lang, I like it very much."
A word of love made her swallow all the embarrassment and verbal disputes, and she only blushed and replied: "It's good that you like it."
She had never been in love and did not know how to love her. She could only respond to his likes little by little in her clumsy way.
After pressing her to keep warm for a while, Ji Shaoyi finally took off his wolf skin, turned into Mr. Lang's soft and cute little wife, and put her neck on her and said frantically: "For the sake of how much I like your scarf, can you bring it over and sleep with me~"
Even if she would abuse him after falling asleep, he was willing to do so.
Anyway, he has countless ways to make her so tired that she just wants to sleep and has no strength to abuse her.
Lang Qiao was rubbed by him with a numb face, his mind full of: Who am I? Where am I? Didn’t you agree to turn your head and leave after giving the scarf? Why did I get together with him again...
He was beaten up again for a damn goodbye!
She pushed someone's dog head out with disgust, and said, "Are you three years old? Why do you have to sleep with someone?"
And judging from his childishness, he doesn't need someone to tell him fairy tales before going to bed, right?
Yet she only tells horror stories...
As soon as she pushed someone, Ji Shaoyi's furry head rubbed back again without hesitation. Baji pecked her face and said, "Because I like you, I want to wake up every morning and see you at first sight."
Then he saw that Lang Qiao pondered for a moment, shook his head seriously and said, "Impossible."
Ji Shaoyi: "???"
He thought to himself that there is nothing impossible? As long as you move here and live with me, won’t it be impossible?
Before he could express his doubts, he heard Lang Qiao say seriously: "Scientific research shows that the first thing a person sees when he wakes up every morning is his nose, but because he is used to seeing it, he will automatically ignore it."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." God's fucking scientific research shows.
It would be fine if you don’t want to sleep with me, but you can even say such a bad reason?
And today, Mr. Ji insists on curing her habit of being straightforward!
So he let out a cold voice, his big hand climbed up to her waist, and his eyes moved around. Finally, he smiled and said, "Scientific research has also shown that steamed buns will become bigger after being rubbed. Let's... experiment?"
As soon as this said, Lang Qiao's numb expression instantly turned into... a look of horror.jpg
Before Ji Shaoyi could stretch out his ruthless iron claws, the door was violently slapped twice again.
Gu Congxin: "Ji Ruoling! Get out and have a meal!"
The roar that was filled with the anger of a single dog was so frightened that Mr. Ji was completely lost in interest for a moment. His sinful hands hung in the air for a moment, and finally helped her to clean up her clothes.
He patted her head docilely and said, "The cycle of this experiment is long and there will be no results for a while. We will make a long-term plan after dinner."
Lang Qiao: "..." God has been fucking long-term plans.
...
In order to prevent Mr. Liu Zero from pulling her to do the experiment, Lang Qiao cut her dinner faster than anyone else today.
After she finished picking up the bowl quickly, she threw the words, "I'm full, you eat slowly," and then ran back to her room.
The sprinting speed of the 800-meter is like a dog chasing behind him.
Gu Congxin couldn't help but ask more: "What's wrong with Lang Jun today?"
The culprit Ji Shaoyi shook his head and smiled innocently: "I don't know, maybe I'm worried about the experimental topic."
And Gu Congxin: "???" Where did her freshman come from the experimental topic?
I suspect you, a dog, are fooling me, but I have no evidence.jpg
What she didn't know was that a dog was eating seriously on the surface, but what she thought was...
The man who ran away in panic is so fucking cute, and he has to find a way to deceive her into shaking her sense of trance.
...
After returning to the room, Lang Qiao took a shower first, then fell on the bed and began to hold his cell phone and suck the cat.
Just as she was so cute that the blood was empty by the little cat on the screen, news about the slutty little fairy in her family came again.
And as soon as they came up, there were a series of cute cat emoticons.
【Soul-lost eyes: My bed seems to have collapsed. Can I sleep with you?]
【Loss of mind: discharge to you.jpg】
Lang Qiao looked cold.
[Steel Coagulant: If the bed collapses, go to lose weight.]
【Steel Coagulant: Otherwise my bed would collapse.】
It’s not that easy to trick her into steaming buns together!
And Ji Shaoyi: "..." Sorry, I'm disturbing.
He was rejected for sleeping with the invitation to sleep with him and rolled away crying...
A few minutes later, Lang Qiao received news of his harassment again.
【Loss of heart: [Video]]
[Insincere eyes: oh my, oh my, oh my, I'm so scared~ This lamp suddenly became like this~ Before I moved in, I heard someone say that this was a haunted house in the past, would it be...
He stopped abruptly in the middle of his speech, and only sent a trembling emoticon to show that he needed comfort and company at this moment.
And Lang Qiao clicked on the video and saw...
The lights in Ji Shaoyi's room are light up and dim, and you can even hear the sounds of "pa", "pa", "pa" and "pa"...
Lang Qiao's lips twitched and replied without looking at him.
[Steel Coagulant: If you want to create the effect of light bulbs flickering in horror movies, it is more like using a method of unstable voltage. If you keep pressing the switch like this, the light bulb will flash.]
The next second, she received a picture of all black.
【Soul-hearted eyes: yell, light bulb is bad~】
Lang Qiao: "..." I deserve it.
【Steel Coagulant: Do you have a spare light bulb there?】
【Soul-hearted eyes: Some are~]
As soon as he saw that there was hope of cheating her, Ji Shaoyi suddenly became more pretentious. He just typed in the dialog box: Are you going to help someone change it?
Before I could send it out, I saw...
[Steel Coagulant: How to replace the light bulb if it breaks?
1. Turn off the bulb switch first.
2. Unscrew the broken light bulb counterclockwise and slow down when twisting.
3. Screw the new light bulb clockwise and just when it can’t be twisted, pay attention to your strength.
4. Turn on the light and try it.]
【Steel Coagulant: Come on, you can!】
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Goodbye, I am autistic.
What can he do? He can only turn into a whimper, acting cute and cute.
【Soul-hearted eyes: I don’t know how to do it~]
[Soul-loss eyes: This light bulb does not listen to me, and my hands also have their own ideas~]
Chapter completed!