Chapter 67
Lang Qiao gave this traitorless lecture to the traitor: "It's OK, it means you will have to eat in prison for the next few years."
"It's so serious?" Gu Congxin tsk his mouth in surprise: "I think killing a dog is not illegal..."
Lang Qiao nodded and said with a cold look on his face: "So, we just need to get him slightly injured."
As soon as he said he wanted to fight, Gu Congxin, who had never fought since childhood, was so excited that his eyes shone out in his wolves. He said with a quick look: "It's easy to say, whether to remove arms or legs, it depends on one word from the elder brother."
Ji Shaoyi, who was arranged clearly for no reason: "???"
"No, have you asked me for my opinion before you took off your arms and legs?" He hugged his arms with both hands, leaned lazily against the wall, his chin slightly raised was quite arrogant: "I'm afraid I'll scare you when I say it. I'll be a school bully since kindergarten."
Lang Qiao said 'oh' indifferently, and had no intention of listening to his bragging. She walked up to him in three or two steps, playing with the hammer in her hand and said, "I care who you are? I'll borrow my phone to use it?"
Judging from her skillful attitude, I guess she has collected a lot of protection fees when she is in elementary school.
Ji Shaoyi is not easy to meet. He was timid before Lang Qiao's door was locked, and after Lang Qiao's door was locked, he punched hard.
There is no way, who made his damn handsome pussy have a cell phone?
He sneered coldly, looked at her with a teasing face and said, "Is this your attitude to beg for others?"
Lang Qiao: "..." Is this the legendary good cycle of reincarnation?
Damn, if she had known that there would be such a day, she would have been less arrogant.
Ji Shaoyi's soul-sentenced questioning continued, and even imitated her tug-like appearance: "If I remember correctly, you have never seen me again a few minutes ago?"
Lang Qiao: "..." Is it still time for me to take it back now?
"And I haven't told you that I've moved yet, right?" Ji Shaoyi stroked his chin, and the smile on his lips gradually became presumptuous: "What's the reason why you can't wait to visit before you receive the invitation?"
Lang Qiao: "..." He came as he smelled the smell.
As he said that, he tickled meaningfully, and his smile became more and more perverted: "You came over with a weapon in the middle of the night. You didn't want to break into the door and get into the family to get robbed, right?"
Lang Qiao: "..."Don't stop me, look at me killing this dog thing!
Ji Shaoyi felt a chin chin cool. When he lowered his eyes, he saw Lang Qiao pressing his chin with the hammer handle. His other hand was inserted into his pocket coolly, and he glanced at him and said, "Are you finished talking?"
It was obviously a very domineering posture and a threatening tone, but it made him feel that he was being teased.
Ji Shaoyi couldn't help but breathe, but he said coldly on his face: "There's another sentence."
Lang Qiao raised his chin and said impatiently: "If you have farts, please let go."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." To be honest, I'm so arrogant when I met someone for the first time I met someone to do things.
I thought you were so arrogant, but I just relied on my liking to you.
"It's okay to borrow a mobile phone, you have to promise me a condition."
As soon as Lang Qiao said this, Gu Congxin stopped doing it before he could say yes: "Langjun! You can't agree to him!"
Who knows if this dead gay will take the opportunity to blackmail them! At worst, they will sit at the door all night, and wait for the property to go to work the next day to get the spare keys!
"What's wrong with you?" Lang Qiao glanced at Gu Congxin, who was crying and shouting, and asked him without hesitation: "What are the conditions?"
Just as Gu Congxin didn't want to watch her jump into the fire pit, she didn't want to let Gu Congxin live and live a hard life with her, not even a night because she was afraid of death.
A real man never lets his women cry. She is ready to meet his various perverted requests that are powerless and humiliating!
Ji Shaoyi had no idea that she had such a rich inner scene. He reached out and bounced her forehead, curled the corners of her lips in her astonished gaze, and said with a smile: "Don't send me tickets before sucking cats in the future."
God knows that his nerves are almost weak these days.
With a 'bang', the hammer in Lang Qiao's hand fell to the ground, looking at him with disbelief and said, "So... am I my own?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???" Is it true? There is such a good thing?
He couldn't flirt with deliberateness every day, so his mother canceled a ticket for physical and mental health, and she became her own person?
Ji Shaoyi was so moved that he cried. Is this the legendary "I planted flowers without blooming, but Is it the shade of willows without thinking?
He reached out and rubbed her head, nodded and said, "Yeah, husband."
Unlike Gu Congxin's funny thing, his voice "Langjun" was gentle and affectionate, like a drop of cold water falling into a hot oil pan, frying Lang Qiao's limbs and bones rushing toward her face. In just a moment, her face turned completely red.
Her heartbeat was accelerating, completely ignored someone and took the opportunity to sneak her head, and even spoke: "You, why are you calling me blindly?"
"It's said that it's my own people, why don't you call Langjun?" Ji Shaoyi picked up the hammer she threw on the ground and shouted intimately: "Langlang? Qiao Qiao?"
Every time he screamed, Lang Qiao's face became hotter.
As the leader among the straight-up girls in the steel, all the boys she met in the past ten years were her brothers. No one dared to call him like that with all their courage!
Therefore, her ability to adapt to this aspect is almost zero...
Lang Qiao covered his flushed face with both hands, and after holding it in for a few minutes, he said, "Shut up and call him dad!"
In order to show her momentum as a father, she jumped up and slapped Ji Shaoyi.
The slap was neither light nor heavy, and happened to fall into his left atrium.
Ji Shao's heartbeat suddenly stagnated, and his blood strips were cleared, and his mind was full of: awsl, is this the legendary thing that I jumped up and hit you in the knee?
Today's blushing man is so cute!
Regardless of whether others wanted it or not, he reached out and carried Lang Qiao into the house. At the same time, he said to Gu Congxin, who was squatting in the corner, "Come in first, it's cold outside."
Gu Congxin: "..."Who am I? Where am I? What happened?
The two of them were performing a bloody sex scene one second ago, but suddenly pink bubbles appeared in the next second?
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Until he drifted into the house, Gu Congxin was still trying to wake up the lost Lang Qiao. As he caught up, he muttered in Lang Qiao's ear: "Langjun, he is gay, he is gay, he is gay..."
Her husband blushed and warned her with a serious look: "Courage, don't say bad things about my son in front of me."
Gu Congxin: "..." What's the harm to your son? Do you dare to remove the blush on your face before saying this?
And Ji Shaoyi: "???" What's the point? After working together for a long time, do you still want to be my father?
Chapter completed!