Chapter 128 ????? Tucao Begins
"Today we invite Zhou Kang, the famous emoticon expert. He once said that he is an artist who has strict requirements on himself. He only appears in two artistic works every year and never fails to shoot. Today he came to our complaint conference.
He has completed half of this year’s quota.”
After Xu Ergou finished speaking, the people below burst into laughter, and the netizens watching the show were also very happy.
"And what kind of artist is Zhou Kang? Please look at the big screen..."
At the beginning of the program, the edited videos and news from the complaining conference also made everyone very happy. The news was accompanied by Zhou Kang's own emoticons and classic scenes, as well as some news about Zhou Kang.
The friends at Station B are very familiar with these things, because many of the works were created by them.
Qiao Zhiguo watched the TV. Zhou Kang and Zhou Jie from another time and space basically have the same character. They have the same experience, but their works are slightly different. The complaint conference was officially launched, and everyone was enjoying themselves while watching.
The edited video made everyone extremely happy. After the video was played, Zhou Kang made his official appearance in the familiar music.
"Tonight, my guests and I don't need a single camera. Please focus all the cameras on Teacher Zhou Kang. The emoticon pack for the whole year of 2019 depends on tonight!"
Xu Ergou's words made everyone happy again.
"The next guest to complain is my good friend Dandan. In order to appear on this show, Dandan went to the hair salon to get a haircut. When he walked into the hair salon, the lady from the hair salon asked him: Sir, do you want a haircut?
Ah? Dandan said: Get out of here, I'll take care of Dandan."
The joking words caused everyone to burst into laughter.
Netizens who watch the program are very happy. The quality of a program can be easily judged by whether you are happy or not when watching the program. As long as the program can make people happy, it is considered a success.
"Hello everyone, my name is Li Dan and I am a writer. As everyone knows, I never curse others, but tonight I can curse Zhou Kang."
Li Dan came on stage amidst applause. On his round head, his originally small eyes were almost invisible, but now he had another pair of eyes, which made them look even smaller this time.
"I was very excited to be invited to the Tucao Conference at first. I thought that for such a big variety show, all the big names should be invited. But when I came to the show, I found that I was too naive."
"Huang Ting is from a famous domestic idol girl group, which is a copycat of the RB idol girl group. Their fans are mainly otakus. The characteristic of these otakus is that they are all about the same age as Liuzi and look similar to Niu Hang.
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"Niu Hang likes to scold people the most. Many actors have been scolded by him for their poor acting skills. Even the veteran actor Wang Lin has been scolded by him. Teacher Wang Lin, he not only scolded you for your poor acting skills, he also scolded you for being old. Oh, this is not
Consider it a scolding..."
Li Dan's performance in Typhoon was very good. He spoke very easily and did not appear nervous. His sharp language made netizens who watched the show comment.
"Hahahaha, it's so funny, it made me laugh so hard"
“I dare to say it, this show is so sharp.”
"Do all otakus really look similar to Niu Hang?"
“Aunt Xue is so sexy”
"Hahaha, I've seen men's clothing. Even though I'm older, I'm still useless."
The barrage was flying all over the place, and almost no one left after clicking on the video. The number of viewers also continued to increase, and the number of comments and barrages also soared.
"How old is Teacher Wang Lin? We didn't find out, but we found one piece of information. That is, Teacher Wang Lin studied in the Soviet Union."
"I just want to ask Tingting and Liuzi, do you know what the Soviet Union is?"
Li Dan turned to look at Huang Ting and Liu Zi. The audience was happy, and so were the netizens. Damn it, the Soviet Union had been disintegrated for nearly 30 years, so these words were too cruel.
"I'm laughing so hard, no, no, no, please take a breath."
"What is the Soviet Union?"
"Hahaha, you look like a kid at first glance"
“The post-00s generation said they really don’t know.”
"This meme is so funny. Who knows Aunt Xue's real age?"
The purpose of the Tucao conference is to have fun and make jokes. What’s more, these jokes are original and are not familiar Internet jokes.
"Liuzi, a child born in 1995, dropped out of school early and didn't read much. If you don't stay at home well, you have to come to Beijing. Don't you feel guilty when you are with so many professional actors? Xu Ergou"
"Tonight's protagonist is Teacher Zhou Kang. In fact, Teacher Zhou Kang is most popular on the Internet in addition to all kinds of emoticons, but also all kinds of negative news. After beating the security guard and going through the security check, today's program is finished.
, maybe he will finally become a star."
"Teacher Zhou Kang, if you are really angry, go and hit them, don't hit me. I'm not a celebrity. Hit me and I'm the one who's famous. I'm really looking forward to it."
"Actually, many news on the Internet are nonsense, saying that Teacher Zhou Kang forced himself to kiss during filming. For this reason, we specially interviewed Teacher Lin Xinxin tonight. Teacher Lin Xinxin did not want to be interviewed."
Happy, the program officially started, the sharp and interesting comments made people laugh from ear to ear.
Regarding Zhou Kang's complaints, the level of complaints from this group of people was so high that the friends at Station B couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
I am ashamed of myself. Look at what other people are complaining about, it is much better than editing videos of ghosts and beasts myself. Guests who complain about me are constantly coming on stage, and the jokes are constantly changing.
Liuzi: Teacher Zhou Kang, when you anonymously commented that your acting skills were good, you must have lost control of your hands.
Huang Ting: In the second half of "The Princess of the Qing Dynasty", Princess was blind. In fact, I think it was not the need of the plot, but the request of Sister Lin Xinxin herself.
Niu Hang: Tingting and her team are actually very young, the youngest is only 13 years old. Huang Ting, who came to the scene today, is 24 years old. In their team, she is called the old artist, Chang Qing
Tree.
Wang Lin: I heard that Ergou was kept by a rich woman for a period of time. I think this is a kind of humiliation to the rich woman.
Subversive, the entire program completely subverted the audience's impression of the variety show. In other variety shows, the guests are all very harmonious.
Complaint conferences are the complete opposite. They specialize in exposing people's shortcomings without any mercy. If you can't handle this, then don't come on this show, or you'll be pissed to death.
"It makes me laugh so hard. These people really dare to say that."
"Why do I think Teacher Zhou Kang is not so annoying?"
"I really admire Zhou Kang for being able to sit still."
"Most people really don't dare to come."
"No, ordinary celebrities are not qualified to come. If they don't have enough black material, they are not qualified to come."
"Did Zhou Kang really hit someone?"
"I really like Zhou Kang. "The Princess of the Qing Dynasty" has been with us throughout our childhood."
Chapter completed!