Chapter 3 What to do if my sister is too fierce
Lin Fang quickly shrank down and tried to avoid the female traffic policeman's sight.
Soon he realized that he was too careless. The female traffic policeman didn't look at the big bull at all. Instead, he stared at the boys riding electric bikes and kept watching.
"It's okay, it's okay, it's not for me..."
Lin Fang was almost scared to death. Now he saw a woman who was more than 80 points in appearance, and he suspected that the other party was his ex-girlfriend.
What's wrong with this world? Are you going to kill me?
Lin Fang blew up the accelerator and exploded all the way, finally calming down some of his grievances.
Especially when I drove all the way, all the cars were giving way to me, for fear of being knocked and touching me a little bit, it felt so good!
No wonder the ancient playboys wanted to bury the left and pull the yellow on the right, and be willing to be a tiger in the street.
The only drawback is that there are many people in the city and cars, so the speed cannot be raised, so you cannot enjoy the joy of driving at a fast pace.
When Lin Fang parked the car downstairs in the community, he came out of the car and happened to meet an old aunt who used to smile and asked if he had a girlfriend. He closed the car door and greeted him casually.
"Auntie Li, where are you buying vegetables? Let me introduce a partner!"
In the past, Lin Fang didn't want to hear the old aunt laugh at her, and that's how she jammed her mouth.
Aunt Li smiled awkwardly and said with a little bit of pleasingness: "Xiaolin, don't make things difficult for Auntie. The girls I know, since they met you, no one else's blind date partner, I'm almost worried... "
As she said that, she looked around and saw that there was no one around, so she took out a red envelope from the vegetable basket and stuffed it into Lin Fang, saying, "Don't think it's too little. Auntie still wants to be in the community. You have to really want to find a partner, can you go find Aunt Liu?"
What's going on?
Lin Fang looked at Aunt Li's back as she left, then looked at the red envelope in her hand, feeling that making money has never been so easy.
The thickness of the red envelope was not low. Lin Fang opened it and looked at it. It turned out that there were quite a lot. There were actually two thousand yuan in it. Aunt Li really invested a lot. In order not to harm the girl in her hand, she sealed such a big red envelope...
Bah! Who harmed the girl in her hand?
Didn’t I laugh at me before? Isn’t it the kind of mocking me every day?
This is just a red envelope, not enough, I will do it again next time!
Lin Fang put away the red envelope and went upstairs happily.
As soon as he entered the door, Lin Fang saw his father and mother sitting on the sofa, looking worried, and were discussing something.
"Dad, mom..."
When Lin Fang saw these two, he couldn't help but feel shocked, his mind full of their tricks to urge marriage.
"Fang Wen, there is only one beast in the family. Do you think we will keep Xiaobai or you?"
"Lin Fangwen, my colleague's son can make soy sauce. You are still a single dog. Do you want shame?"
"I can tell you, Lin Fangwen, this year, if you want to be alone during the Chinese New Year, don't go home!"
Seeing these two sitting upright, Lin Fang suddenly felt a slight pain in his butt.
He quickly expressed his cowardly request in the toughest tone: "Dad, mom, I'll say it first! I'm so grown up, I'm shameful. No matter how you say it, we can't do it!"
Lin’s parents on the sofa looked at each other, but Lin’s mother spoke. She scolded angrily: “Get out of here, I don’t want to hit you now, I just want to strangle you to death! You said, who are you with?”
Lin's father was shocked and quickly turned it aside, "Don't follow me! Who am I? Xiaoying, you know, I, Lin Yonghe, are strong and pure!"
It's this smell!
Lin Fang breathed a long sigh of relief. This was his real father and mother. It seemed that there was no other change except when he was younger.
"Bah! What's wrong with you? Don't interrupt me!"
Lin's mother glared at Lin's father and continued to scold Lin Fang and said, "Lin Fangwen, I really want to ask you, are you Teddy? I'm going to get one girlfriend and I'm going to change it every day! I'm really worried that one day I won't tie it up, and you'll bring me some grandchildren back! Can you let me live two more days?"
Lin Fang raised the corner of his mouth slightly, showing a fascinating smile.
Thinking about yesterday, she was still urging her to get married, but when she woke up, her attitude turned 180 degrees.
Now I am worried that I have too many grandchildren, so why have I been doing? Didn’t my colleague’s grandson behave like to make a fuss? Didn’t he want to hold his grandson?
Ha! This is my real mother!
"Laugh? Do you still dare to laugh?"
When Lin's mother saw that Lin Fang was unrepentant, she dared to laugh at her. Her smile was exactly the same as when she laughed at her own old Lin. She was so angry that she immediately got out of her way, took off her slippers and threw them over.
"Mom, I don't!"
Lin Fang hurriedly avoided, wondering in his heart that he used to laugh at his mother like this before, and he didn't see her, why did she explode today?
"Are you finished? Don't you know I'm live broadcasting? I'm so annoying..."
The door of the second bedroom was opened, and a girl wearing cat-eared earphones and wearing short hair with ears, rushed out, but as soon as she opened her mouth, it was like a cannon, shocking the audience.
Seeing that his parents didn't dare to speak, the little girl was satisfied and planned to go back to the room. When she turned her head, she happened to see Lin Fang, and suddenly burst out: "Scum, do you dare to come back?"
The little girl rushed over and kicked her. The strength and speed were obviously practiced.
"Stop! Lin Xiaolei, are you going to kill your brother?"
The scene was very chaotic at one time. Lin's father ran to stop his daughter, while Lin's mother ran to block the gun for her son.
"Mom! Don't protect him! This scumbag, he's scumbag, but he's scumbag, but he's scumbag, but he's scumbag, how can I do in school in the future? What if Ruanruan can't get into college? Do I have the face to see her!"
Lin Xiaolei was like a little tiger, and could not stop him. Lin's mother was like a hen that protected her baby, blocking her left and right, and closing her eyes to let Lin take it.
Q: What is the experience of having a cute-looking violent girl?
Answer: Just beating, I can’t bear it. If you get beaten, you may die...
Lin Fang took a look at the gap and decisively slipped back to his room.
"Damn scumbag, don't leave, you have the will to eat me!"
Ho, woman!
Lin Fang closed the door and locked it. Then he shook his clothes, sat at the desk, picked up his pen, wrote and painted on his laptop, and sorted out his ideas.
At present, it shouldn’t be that I was reborn, I just slept for a night.
There is no problem with time, and we are still moving towards the normal timeline.
I have no problem with myself, and my memory is nothing wrong. I am still a single dog in 31 years old, and my body exudes the fragrance of a noble.
But the world has changed!
There are many more ex-girlfriends for no reason, by the way... there is also one more sister!
Chapter completed!