Chapter 116 I love you backhand
As an old fried dough stick who has been struggling for many years, this is the first time that someone has been advised like this. She immediately sneered coldly, her face full of disregard: "How is that possible?"
"How is it impossible?" Tian Luo looked like an old father who was worried about his stupid child: "You don't play games normally, and I don't know how foul-stealed the behavior of some passers-by is!"
Lang Yan calmly said 'oh' and asked with interest: "How stinky is it?"
Tian Luo was angry by his light attitude and thought to himself that if I didn’t give you a ruthless move, you probably wouldn’t know what e-sports is without love!
"For example, the skydiving like an elderly tourist tour group just now. If you change to a more irritable brother, you will probably have arranged a thousand ways to die in your heart before you even landed!"
Lang Yan said 'oh' indifferently, and the more sarcastic tone was, the more sarcastic hell it was: "That's it?"
"What does that mean?" Tian Luo was about to be furious by him: "If the other party was an old Yin Bi, he might have waited for you to search for equipment before killing you and licking your bag, treating you as a home search tool that has no feelings for you!"
Lang Yan pretended to be surprised and said 'Wow', and then he returned to his coldness in one second: "I won't pick up things."
Tian Luo: "..." Are you so fucking a parallel bar? You can do it so well?
He was stammered by Lang Yan for a long time, and finally said, "Even if the above two are useless to you, he can still make your ancestral grave smoke come out! It was already difficult enough to live. If you play a game and relax, you will be criticized. Would you be angry?"
"It's okay." Lang Yan said.
"What does it mean?" Tian Luo was really worried about him: "Then what should you do if you get scolded?"
"I haven't experienced it, I don't know." Lang Yan gently curled the corner of his lips, and the bad idea came up again: "Why do you want to spray it?"
Tian Luo: "???" He will swear and try it out if he scolds people.
Since this guy was so uneasy about his advice, he had to give it a try!
"Then I'm really spitting?" He cleared his throat, looking like he wanted to show off his skills.
Lang Yan: "Don't squirt, squirt quickly."
"Okay, this is something you asked for!" Tian Luo took a deep breath, searched in his mind for a long time, and suddenly found that he had been in the gaming world for many years, but he had no experience in criticizing people.
But he really imitated the stinky words of some passers-by, and he felt that it was too dirty and difficult to speak.
After a long time of silence, Tian Luo used his strongest aura to spit out the most cowardly words: "Wolf Palace, you are so delicious!"
Lang Yan: "???" That's it?
He was stunned for two seconds and was amused on the spot.
Tian Luo felt embarrassed when he said this. His ears turned red in a flash, but his mouth was still vicious: "I'm going to squirt you now, what can you do with me?"
Lang Yan reluctantly stopped smiling, but the corners of his lips were still raised. After he lowered his eyes and pondered for a while, he slowly said: "I love you."
Tian Luo: "???"
He was frightened by this sudden confession so much that his hands trembled, and his gun went away.
But Lang Yan had already looked at the camera and said to the fans who were screaming wildly in the live broadcast room: "Did you see it? He was so happy that he couldn't speak. Brothers, don't panic when they meet trolls when playing games in the future. The backhand is just a saying I love you, use your kindness and generosity to contrast his stench, making him feel ashamed."
[Hahahaha, God is so fucking happy that he can't speak. Are you sure the Crown Princess was scared by you?]
[Forget it, a rough man like me, a backhand sentence I love you may speed up my death.]
【Hahahahahahaha, sisters, don’t watch it, you have a nice voice.】
And Tian Luo: "..." God's fucking backhand was just a saying that I love you.
If he was an unknown passerby, Tian Luo could have raised his ashes!
What a big man flirts with all day long! Can he bear the responsibility if something happens?
Tian Luo patted his increasingly hot face and silently recited it several times in his heart: He is a man, he is a man, he is a man...
Then he jumped and searched for another room, and before leaving, he did not forget to summarize: "Anyway, be careful when you fight passers-by in the future, don't be bullied."
Lang Yan said 'um', and he looked particularly well-behaved, but his words were more ashamed: "I'll just follow you."
Tian Luo: "..." Is this a fraud?
If it weren't for the fact that he was broadcasting live, and being rejected in public would be harmful, Tian Luo really wanted to kneel down for him.
Brother, you are so good. Let me let go of my innocent straight man who has never even pulled a girl's hand!
He only likes soft and fragrant young ladies, so he doesn't want to be flirted with by a fierce man!
Lang Yan obviously didn't notice his resistance, and he was still like a small tail, following wherever he went, which made Tian Luo look helpless: "Don't follow me, you have to pick up things."
"I don't know how to beat it, and it's useless to pick it up." Lang Yancai looked confident.
"You can learn if you can't fight." Tian Luo opened his backpack and threw half of the supplies he picked up, "Take it to practice."
As soon as these words were spoken, the CPs in the live broadcast room screamed again.
[Ahhhh, the Crown Princess is really gentle and cute, and she is good at flirting! I'll give me a try with such a boyfriend!]
[Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Only I noticed that the Crown Princess took off the second-level armor to the Wolf Palace and picked up a first-level armor myself! I love you!]
...
Lang Yan also saw the barrage and realized that the equipment in this game was of level difference, but his Crown Princess threw all the high-end equipment he had found to him and asked him to practice, but he used basic equipment himself?
Damn! He loves this little puppy who has a good temper, can praise people and play games and takes special care of his teammates!
He started to sway around with the equipment given to him by Tian Luo on his back. He picked up a weapon that looked very fierce in a house: a machete.
Then he heard footsteps from his headphones and Tian Luo’s reminder: “Someone is coming, it should be the gunshots I had just gotten attracted by.”
Lang Yan was worried that the machete he had just picked up had no place to try, and he suddenly became excited when he heard this: "Don't panic, let me meet him!"
There is no sense of being a genius at all.
Before Tian Luo could stop him, he rushed out of the door with a machete, recalling Lang Qiao's previous gameplay, dragging his mouse to change his perspective wildly.
He heard a gunshot in a "da da da da" and he knelt on the ground in humiliation, not even seeing the shadow of the enemy.
Lang Yan: "???" This game is different from what I thought...
Tian Luo was worried that there was no place for him to feel the beating of society, and the beating of society came. He didn't know whether he should save him for a while.
Chapter completed!