I saw a video of Shi Qi and her colliding with a car that could turn on the voice changer to snipe people. Why did I suddenly feel so easy to talk today?

She was wondering when she saw that Ji Shaoyi had automatically turned on the feeding mode, pulled the chopsticks, picked up a crystal clear shrimp dumpling and sent it to her mouth.

Lang Qiao, who had no chopsticks, subconsciously wanted to speak to hold them, and when she saw his wrist move, she felt lonely.

Lang Qiao: "????"

She was like a stupid dog who failed to hold a frisbee, staring at the dog.jpg

Ji Shaoyi touched her dog's head, and aroused a smile of a successful trick and said, "If you want to eat my things, should you give me some benefits?"

When it comes to giving benefits, Lang Qiao, who was tricked by him countless times, was so skillful that it made people feel distressed. She cleared her throat and said without any emotional fluctuations: "Brother."

If Gu Congxin was present at this moment, he would definitely be shocked and then cover his dislocated chin and was silenced to write an article: Shocked! Why did the iron straight woman who used to blush even when she said something to a boy so skillfully? Is the truth behind the truth annihilation of human nature or the decay of morality?

Ji Shaoyi: "..."Don't ask, asking means teaching your wife well.

"This matter is no longer something that brother can solve." He shook in front of her eyes as if he was seducing the shrimp dumpling. He was about to call her husband when he heard...

Lang Qiao shouted twice vaguely and quickly as if he was burning his mouth in Mandarin: "Brother, brother."

There is nothing that brother can't solve. If there is, then just two.

Ji Shaoyi: "..." For your lovely sake, I barely gave you a few bites.

As a result, I couldn't stop eating it anymore. Lang Qiao seemed to have turned on the repeater mode. Before she finished her previous bite, the next mass-produced "brother" had already come out.

At the end, Ji Shaoyi felt like he had missed the set of "Cauli Baby", and his mind was full of the demonic voice of the Calabash when he saved his grandfather: Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa...

Perhaps the heights of the two were so different that the passers-by looked at him like a pervert who abused a young girl...

From time to time, there are a few comments mixed in -

"It's all this time, but my brother doesn't give me food to my sister?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, that little girl called so pitiful to ask for a few meals."

"That's right, I'm so tired that I can't even turn my tone..."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors.

As if in order to confirm the crime of "trafficking young girls", after serving Lang Qiao for dinner, Ji Shaoyi took the initiative to ask for a walk on the stairs, and called it digestion.

Lang Qiao really believed in his evil spirit. As soon as he walked into the stairwell, he heard him ask for no reason: "Are you full?"

"Eat full-"

Before the word "克" was released, she was easily pulled to the corner of the wall by him. Ji Shaoyi pushed his hands on the walls on both sides, like a little hooligan who forced a robber to steal the girl. Liuliu said: "But I feel a little sad in my heart and want to eat some sweets to neutralize it."

Lang Qiao was about to remind him that acid relies on alkali to synthesize, but he gently lifted his chin.

Ji Shaoyi gently stroked her lips twice with his warm fingertips, and his eyes became deeper. His hoarse voice squeezed the heat he exhaled and fell into her ears with a hint of begging.

He said, "Sister, can I try your lipstick?"

The girl who was squeezed by him in the corner of the wall was blushing, and a pool of autumn water was in her round big eyes. After a little surprised look, she lowered her eyes and pondered for a moment. Finally, she nodded as if she had finally made up her mind, took out a lipstick from her pocket, and sent it to his lips generously and said, "Try it, it smells like strawberry."

Ji Shaoyi: "..." Sorry, I'm disturbing.

This story tells us that you must not beat around the bush when talking to a straight girl.

That night, Ji Shaoyi claimed another revenge in "The Self-cultivation of Handsome Boys".

[What day does he love in December? What weather does he love?

When I saw my husband having a private meeting, I felt very sad and wanted to use the method of kissing the sweetness to relieve the sourness. My husband did not understand my husband, so he fed it with lipstick, which was really disappointing.

She was punished to quarrel with her every day and be confronted by her day and night, and she would not be able to live in peace.]

...

After two days of rest, the curtain of the PUBG City League National Finals finally opened.

In the afternoon of that day, all the evil people were caught by Cheng Gong like sheep driving, and drove unimpeded to Tong City E-sports Center.

The schedule for this game is two days, five games a day, and the team ranked first in total points after two days of competition is the champion.

Due to the large ranking of this competition, the celebrity guests are in full force. A few hours in advance, the technology-rich e-sports center was surrounded by a huge crowd. All kinds of support lights flashed constantly, all of which were for the guests and contestants they liked.

Every car passed by, countless screams from female fans.

The car of the All-Squadron stopped steadily, causing a commotion.

"What's the situation? Is this? Could it be that a few of us have fans?" Gu Congxin looked puzzled.

Tian Luo: "Was emmm the commander of the Scissors and Blows to lead 100,000 members of the Burial Ai family to support us?"

"It doesn't look like the hair color is very similar..." Gu Congxin muttered, and was about to get off the car, just as he heard...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Mr. Zhan looks here!"

"Jesus Zhan is brave enough to fly, and Zhan fans will always be with you!"

Gu Congxin was so scared that he shrank his head back on the spot, "Damn it, fight the world?"

Is this the legendary enemy a narrow road?

"I heard it." Ji Shaoyi sorted out his clothes and said calmly: "We are not blind yet."

"Then what should I do now?" Gu Congxin had been worried for several days, and now he was so nervous that he even said something unscrupulous: "If you get off the car now, I will be eaten alive by his female fans, right?"

"And this is outside the venue, and there is not even a security check. If any radical female fan rushed up and gave me a knife, wouldn't I die young?"

The more Gu Congxin said, the more terrifying he felt, he covered his face and started crying: "I haven't seen the CP I've gotten married with my own eyes, I don't want to die yet..."

While crying, he tried to fall into Lang Qiao's arms.

As a result, as soon as she lowered her head halfway, Lang Qiao took the opportunity to touch her, and said seriously, "Don't worry, no one knows you at all."

"That's it." Ji Shaoyi's wife sang: "Do you think you have QYER on your face, the words "cowardly" are engraved on your face? I really want the audience across the country to know you, so I will play hard after I go on the stage and show your unique skills of killing chickens in the auditions, so that I can definitely be on the hot search."
Chapter completed!