Chapter 265 If I were a boss
She was so scared that she clicked on QQ on the spot and began to send messages to Gu Congxin, seeking off-site assistance.
[Lang's Temptation: What should I do if I accidentally form a CP with someone else? Wait online, it's quite urgent.]
And Gu Congxin...
[Gu Shuangshuang: [Auto Reply] Eat chicken, don't Cue.]
Lang Qiao: "..." Fuck.
She has changed, and she is no longer the little wife that Mr. Lang can be called upon!
Without a dog-headed military advisor, she could only silently click on the browser and began to seek help from the sculpted netizens.
Question: What should I do if I make my boyfriend angry? I wait online, it's quite urgent.
The netizens also had a variety of answers, such as acting cute and cute, kissing and hugging, accompanying him to do what he loves to do...
Lang Qiao: "..."
Just be cute and cute, she can't hold this face down.
Kissing and hugging sex and sex... She subconsciously glanced at the two wooden beds in the same style as the student dormitory in the room, and her mind was full of: Will it collapse...
I broke the bed on the first day of joining the team, and it was so shameful to tell me!
As for accompanying him to do what he loves to do, you can consider it.
Given that Captain Ji coaxed her to call her brother today and lied to her father tomorrow, and his preferences were extremely shady, Lang Qiao decided to send a message first to find out the situation.
【Steel Concrete: Captain Ji?】
[Soul-hearted: What? I haven't seen you for a while and miss you again?]
【Love in mind: Dead ghost.jpg】
Lang Qiao: "..."
She was slutty in her daily life and was silent for a moment before she mustered up the courage to continue sending messages.
【Steel Concrete: What do you like to do recently?】
[Soul-hearted eyes: Do you accompany me to do whatever you like?]
Lang Qiao nodded subconsciously, and realized that he could not see at all, then replied "Yes".
The next second she will see...
【Love in the heart: love.】
Lang Qiao: "???"!!!
This fucking...
So no matter whether she coaxes or not, she can't escape the fate of being stripped?
Then she won't struggle anymore...
In the bathroom, Ji Shaoyi wanted to slut her for a few more times, but he saw it unexpectedly...
His number was actually blocked?
Didn’t he just have a relationship with his girlfriend? Who did he provoke whom?
While cursing the programmer who had his account could not find a girlfriend in his life, he switched to WeChat and clicked Lang Qiao's dialog box and sent three crying expressions.
[Looking in the heart: Yingying, Yingying, the programmer of Tencent QQ blocked my account because he couldn't stand our beautiful love!]
Then he saw...
[Steel Concrete: No, I reported you.]
【Loss of mind:???]
[Steel Coagulants: It is illegal to spread obscene and pornographic information through the Internet.]
Ji Shaoyi: "..." God is so fucking illegal.
He was so angry that he clicked on Weibo on the spot, preparing to have some fun eating melons.
Otherwise, he was afraid that he would be unable to resist breaking up with her for a few minutes!
Then he saw...
What the hell is the irritable big devil X short-legged little devil sweet mixed cut?
Fans are also flying all over the sky? Or is it the kind of Gao H?
Even the super talk of the Wolf King cult has been built?
He took a bath in a petal, and his girlfriend had become someone else's?
Ji Shao was so angry that he didn't want to break up with her for a few minutes. He wanted to carry her to the Civil Affairs Bureau overnight to register for marriage!
Lang Qiao was wondering why he didn't reply to the news, but suddenly he received a bunch of messages from him, and it was all about her and the Demon King's CP content.
Lang Qiao: "..."
Before she could explain, Ji Shaoyi was the first to say something.
[Insincere eyes: I don’t listen, I don’t listen, I don’t listen!]
[Steel Coagulant: That's right, I don't plan to explain anyway.]
Because she is ready to face the storm, isn’t it just a slap? What’s the big deal!
After tonight, she and her husband will be another hero!
Ji Shaoyi, who didn't know the truth, was heartbroken, old Tie.
[Looking in the heart: If you want to deliberately anger me, I will tell you that you have succeeded!]
After being baptized by his sudden act of acting so many times, Lang Qiao was already calm.
【Steel Concrete: Oh, then you are the boss.】
Then she received a voice, and Ji Shaoyi's voice was muffled, with a hint of indescribable grievance: "I would have been such a domineering boss..."
Perhaps it was sad that made people so excited that he mumbled and muttered a modern poem: "If I were a boss, I could fly a private plane overnight to take you to a city where I could get married at the age of 18, and fill in my name in your spouse column."
"If I were a boss, I could lead a group of brothers to break into the Civil Affairs Bureau overnight. If I couldn't get a marriage certificate, I would let them all be buried with me!"
"If I were a boss, I could take one million cash to find the wife who wrote fantasy and give her one million, so that she would forget that the Wolf King was just wandering!"
At the end of the pussy, he sighed: "But I'm nothing. I'm just a little pitiful person who doesn't even have a girlfriend to coax..."
Seeing that he became more and more aggrieved as he spoke, Lang Qiao sighed helplessly, clicked on his voice and said, "Isn't it that you don't listen?"
"If I don't listen, will you not coax me?" Ji Shaoyi made a fuss unreasonable: "How can you know if I listen if I don't try to coax me?"
Lang Qiao: "..."So are you listening or not?
She was completely confused by his set of magical logic and simply changed the subject: "If you don't come out, you will be pickled into the petals."
Ji Shaoyi: "..."
"You have to care!" He snorted proudly, pulled the bathrobe and wrapped it on his body, and then opened the bathroom door angrily, thinking that if I didn't slap you hard today, you wouldn't know what cruelty is!
Then he saw his little girl leaning against the bathroom door, waiting for a long time.
The moment he touched his gaze, Lang Qiao quickly stood up straight, looked up at him and said, "I don't know how to coax you."
Her hands behind her were unconsciously entangled with each other, her dark eyes were filled with embarrassment, and her fair cheeks seemed to be drunk, and she had already flushed before she could speak.
Seeing Ji Shaoyi made him feel soft and he wanted to press her into his arms and hurt him so hard.
But he said calmly, "So what?"
"So..." Lang Qiao reached out and hooked his bathrobe belt. With a cherry-colored lips curled, he said: "If you want to kill, you should cut it, you can do whatever you want."
This sentence was like a spark splashing into a pile of fire, instantly igniting the fire he had been holding on for a long time.
After a silent confrontation for a while, Ji Shaoyi chuckled and reached out to pick her up.
Chapter completed!