Chapter 39 Human Confusion Rewards
【Steel Concrete: Finally willing to admit it? Hum?】
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Oops, I was accidentally tricked.
What's even more terrifying is that not only did he not feel ashamed of losing his horse, but he also felt that... Today's black-hearted brother should be a bit cute!
Some people disperse as they walk, while others get used to it as they fall off.
After the little vest was ruthlessly exposed, Ji Shaoyi, who was guilty, decided to pretend to be dead, and hugged his little vest that had been scattered all over the floor and quietly went to play games.
After a game, he took out his small notebook and started writing today's copy of "The Self-cultivation of Handsome Boys".
[What are you fucking love today? What weather is you love? Because all these are not important! What is important is that I publicize the relationship with Lang Qing and are afraid of being beaten. I deliberately changed a vest that my biological mother could not recognize, but Lang Qing saw it out at a glance. Maybe this is love. (It’s all my fault that I am so fucking excellent)
Finally, I am so happy today (if Lang Qing was not deceived first and then killed and exposed the corpse in the wilderness.)]
After reading it through, Ji Shaoyi closed his notebook with satisfaction and went to bed.
On the other side, Lang Qiao, who had not received a reply for a long time, sneered and thought he had made a promise.
She gritted her teeth and quit the game, and decided to block this naive cicada from now on, and break with him.
She paused her finger on the screen of her phone and pointed out the information card of her classmate who was indifferent. Just as she was about to pull the person into the blacklist, Yu Guang saw that a few hours ago, his QQ space seemed to be updated again...
And the updated title is: Awei Mass Treasure! I can suck ten baby cats like this in one breath!
Lang Qiao: "!!!"
Although someone is not good at doing anything, and the dog who is the first to be a demon is worth beating, his QQ dynamics are really delicious!
Cats are innocent!
In this way, Lang, who was addicted to cat-sucking, once again failed to control his claws and embarked on the road of crime.
When she came out of someone's space with a refreshed look, she had completely forgotten what she was going to do at the beginning.
...
The next morning, Ji Shaoyi was awakened by the crowing chickens in the dormitory.
Yes, you read that right. Other college students secretly raise cats, dogs, and rabbits in the dormitory. Ji Shaoyi and others directly raise chickens in the dormitory.
The dormitory of Jinhua University is a four-person room. In addition to Tian Luo, Ji Shaoyi has two roommates.
If you quote Mr. Lu Xun's classic sentences to describe them, it might be: I have two roommates, one is a sand sculpture and the other is also a sand sculpture.
Among them, Shadow No. 1 is named Xue Zhe. This guy is a desperate man from the e-sports academy. He gets up earlier than a chicken and goes to bed later than a dog every day. He is also at four o'clock in the library, classroom, canteen and dormitory. It is impossible to strike, resulting in the school opening for a month, and Ji Shaoyi has seen him for only a few times.
If it weren't for sitting in the same classroom during class, Ji Shaoyi suspected that he might not know what the bed next to him looked like in four years in college.
And Xue Zhe is so sexy. He is so hard at studying, and his admission score is still the last.
Ji Shaoyi, who ranked second to last, has suspected more than once that he was the game black hole that was transferred...
And he studied so hard probably to get the top few places and change his major next semester.
I went to other majors to study while playing a good game without fighting illegal activities... Tsk, you taste it, you taste it carefully.
The second name of Shadow Sculpture is Xi Shu, who is a little fat man with a gentle personality and a very long reflection arc. He has no other hobbies, but he likes to rush small animals, so he bought a furry little yellow chicken and a furry little yellow duck from the university town on the first day of school. He said that it was a pet chicken and a pet duck, and his legs were short and not big.
Fortunately, their dormitory space is large enough, and Ji Shaoyi is a slut with broken legs and doesn't like to interfere with other people's freedom. After crying and seeking their consent, Xi Shu secretly kept the chicks and ducklings on the balcony.
What Ji Shaoyi never expected was that the little chicken and duckling were just the beginning.
After checking various information, Xi Shu learned that eating live insects is better than eating feed, so he was happy to be his father, with his father's love and courage, and when the moon was dark and the wind was high, he slipped out of the dormitory with a shovel.
He knew that he was going to the school flower bed to dig soil, but he didn't know that he thought he was going to bury people.
The day after the soil was stolen, Xi Shu bought a batch of earthworms from Taobao and raised a full pot.
The chicken problem was solved, and the little duck had to swim, so the guy put a big fish tank in another way and let the little duck go into the water for two rounds when he had nothing to do.
He was thrifty and even wanted to throw away chicken and duck feces, but bought cabbage seeds and scattered them on the balcony. The chicken and duck feces were their best nutrients.
In just one month, Ji Shaoyi witnessed the entire process of a farm from scratch, and felt from the bottom of his heart: Xi Shu is really a damn talent, and it would be a pity not to learn postpartum care for sows!
Xi Shu himself said: I just didn’t have enough scores, so I transferred from the sow’s postpartum nursing professional...
A more miserable rooster cries interrupted Ji Shaoyi's thoughts, making him curse Xi Shu, a damn talent, in his heart, while quickly getting out of bed.
I went to the balcony to lift the chicken cage and saw that the little yellow chicken that grew furry a month ago is now covered with white feathers, fat and fat... It looks delicious at first glance.
The little duck who could swim around the fish tank a month ago had already lost its yellow hair. She was fed by Xi Shu's biological father and was fat and strong. The roast duck must be delicious.
While drooling at them wildly, Ji Shaoyi secretly thanked in his heart: Fortunately, Xi Shu had no intention of raising a pet pig. If that thing was raised, they would probably have finished playing in the entire dormitory...
He stared at the fat chicken in a daze, and suddenly there was a rustling sound behind him.
Ji Shao turned around in a daze and met Xi Shu's fat face full of relief. He was so scared that his whole body was shocked and he almost collapsed on the ground: "Damn, you..."
"Shh." Xi Shu made a 'shh' gesture, and her whole face turned red with excitement, and her eyes were filled with tears: "Did you hear it? It's chirping! It's not in vain that I have raised it for so many days. Jijiu has grown up and can be used as an alarm clock to wake up my father..."
Ji Shaoyi: "???" The Great Reward for Human Confused Behavior.
Xi Shu hugged Jiujiu and said something for a while. The scene was once very sensational, which made Ji Shaoyi almost think that he won the Best Chicken Raising Award of Jinhua University.
Chapter completed!