Chapter 434: Fanwai Twenty-Three: The Finale
She touched Ji Youyu next to her and protested: "This name has been occupied!"
Ji Shaoyi: "That's OK to call Ji Tiezhu."
Lang Qiao: "..." Lao Tie, there is nothing wrong with it.
In this way, as soon as Ji Tiezhu was born, his father put on a pink and tender skirt, leaving behind countless dark historical photos that were blinding.
Ji Shaoyi said he didn't like it, but in fact he was more active than anyone else when changing diapers with milk powder.
Ji Tiezhu perfectly inherited the advantages of his parents. He has been carved since childhood, which is particularly painful.
After going to kindergarten, it attracted girls to like it.
Every afternoon after school, he could go with Ji Shao with his fingers.
What classmate Anqi wants to sit with him next time he is seated, but he is reluctant to part with his current deskmate...
What I know is that the child asked him to go to the amusement park together on Sunday, but he wanted to go to Miduo's house to watch cartoons...
"Children should treat their friends sincerely, not indifference." Ji Shaoyi reminded him.
But Xiao Kui Bao frowned tightly and said with a worried look on his face: "I'm not dissatisfied, I just want them all to be happy!"
For some reason, Ji Shaoyi inexplicably thought of the very classic quote from Aquaman: I am not a scum, I just want to give all girls a home.
Bah! Scumbag!
While silently complaining about his scum in his heart, Ji Shaoyi raised his eyebrows unconvincedly: "Who said I don't understand? Dad was also a stolen person who received love letters at school back then, okay?"
As he said that, he glanced at him with disgust, "I don't think I've even seen the love letter like this before."
"Do you want dad to go back and teach you a few tricks? But even if you write now, you can only use pinyin..."
Ji Tiezhu: "Mom..."
"Mom?" Ji Shaoyi waved his hand and became more and more excited: "Mom usually struggles to say love words to her father, and she can't help you~"
Ji Tiezhu: "Mom is behind you."
Ji Shaoru was struck by lightning and stood there. He turned his head with a stinging bullet and met Lang Qiao's expressionless face.
The moment the eyes met, the air seemed to stagnate.
Ji Shaoyi squeezed out a smile that was even worse than crying, and forced to change the topic: "Hi~ Dear~ Are you having fun outside? Why did you come back so early today?"
"You're so frustrated in love letters at school?" Lang Qiao raised her eyebrows and forced the topic back on track.
Ji Shaoyi coughed twice in embarrassment: "Isn't this? I'm bragging in front of my son..."
"I still dislike my difficulty in saying love words?"
"But the QR code you draw that can scan love is very cool!"
"You'll sleep on the sofa tonight."
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Ying.
That night, until Ji Shaoyi and Tiezhu finished the handicrafts, Lang Qiao ignored him.
While telling stories to Tiezhu, Ji Shaoyi looked upstairs frequently, thinking that he might be really angry, right?
But his husband is not such a stingy person!
The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he felt. After a story was told, he patted Tiezhu's head: "Baby play for a while, dad will go and see the mother."
After receiving the soft and glutinous "Hello" from the little kid, he quickly walked upstairs. As soon as he walked to the door of the room, he heard a deafening game prompt.
【PentaKill! (Five Peerless)】
Then there was a female voice shouting excitedly: "Ahhhhhh Qiao Qiao is ill! As expected, people with high game talent can learn everything quickly! Unlike my stupid best friend, I have been playing for so many years, Solo can't even beat my daughter!"
"Hey! Can you not let me hear it when Bu Yao say bad things about me? I am still in the team!" Yan Chuang protested.
"So what are you talking about? What did my husband do and it got rid of the evil again? Does anyone care about me? I'm going to be beaten to death by this strange thing!" This collapsed voice belonged to Gu Congxin.
"Auntie cowardly crossed the tower!" A soft and glutinous loli voice screamed: "Come out quickly, hide in the spring with Aunt Rice Cake. My mother, and Aunt Qiao Qiao will protect you!"
The voices and game sounds are intertwined, and the atmosphere is as warm as the New Year, forming a sharp contrast with the empty living room.
Ji Shaoyi: "???" I was lonely and cold and used my son to do handmade stories. Are you happy with your best friend?
This is impossible to live this day!
He was so resentful that he kicked open the door with a slam, which scared Lang Qiao's hands that were shaking.
She raised her head in a daze, "What's wrong?"
Ji Shaoyi had a calm face and walked up to her in front of him in three or two steps and said, "Do you think you can live this life?"
Before Lang Qiao could think, the team battle broke out again. She quickly manipulated her game characters while not raising her head: "This is a very worthy question, so think about it carefully, I'll go to the team first!"
“…”
God fucked the team, and Ji Shaoyi was angry and laughed.
He watched Lang Qiao lead her sisters to sing and rush to the enemy crystal.
The moment the prompt sounded for victory, he snatched Lang Qiao's cell phone, squatted towards her feet like a giant dog, hugged her thighs and started moaning.
"I don't think I can't go on! You've ignored me for three hours! You've been out for a day with the little sisters! Leave me alone at home to watch the nanny do laundry, watch the nanny cook, pick up the kids after school..."
The more Ji Shaoyi said, the more aggrieved he felt, and his tone seemed to be accusing a scumbag who only knew how to eat, drink, gamble outside and ignore his family: "I have re-educated the kindergarten to elementary school courses in order to have children, and what have you done?"
Lang, scumbag, Qiao thought for a moment and said guiltily: "Did you do it...you?"
Ji Shaoyi: "???"
OK! He is worthy of being a scumbag!
Now he was completely excited. He pulled his suitcase out and started to pack up his things and return to his parents' home.
The noise was so loud that even Ji Tiezhu leaned into half of his head from outside the door, and his big black eyes were full of curiosity: "Mom, why did Dad cry?"
"He is acting with his mother." Lang Qiao said, waved to his soft little dumpling, "Do you want to act with your parents?"
...
While Ji Shaoyi was howling in the cloakroom, he also looked at the door of the room frequently, looking forward to his wife and son coming out to try to keep him a little.
However, ten minutes passed, let alone trying to keep him, Lang Qiao was too lazy to even come out to look at him.
Ji Shaoyi was completely disappointed. He threw away the clothes he had just taken out and rushed back to the room to accuse Lang Qiao of his scumbag again, but saw...
His suitcase was open, while his wife and son held their knees with their hands, all curled into small balls, sitting upright in his suitcase.
Even the serious expression on his face was exactly the same, so cute.
Ji Shaoyi resisted the urge to pick them up and rude them one by one, and snorted coldly: "I'm already angry. Even if you beg me to stay now, it's useless! I'll still want to go back to my parents' home!"
Lang Qiao nodded: "I know."
Seeing that his mother nodded, Ji Tiezhu nodded and agreed: "I know too!"
"So what?" Ji Shao raised his eyebrows and smiled and admired their cute and sarcastic look: "What are you doing?"
"So..." Lang Qiao paused, looked up at him and said, "If you have to go back to your parents' home, then take us with you."
This is the most romantic love word she can think of now.
Ji Shaoyi: "..." Oh, I'm dead! The husband who sat in his suitcase today is also very cute!
And what else can he do? Of course he chose to forgive her!
Chapter completed!