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Chapter 27: Dark Horse Pass

The darkness before dawn, no fingers were seen, a dark shadow ran around the artificial lake and punched, circle after circle

Get stronger quickly, grow up quickly, only by becoming stronger can you protect her.

It's dawn.

The bell at seven o'clock in the morning came from a distance. Zhuge Dafu sat up straight in the tent, then quickly put on his clothes and jumped out of the tent, and rudely kicked the mentally retarded trio in Class 26.

Yesterday they were abandoned by the leader Bai Lu. The four of them worked in the horse farm for a day. The smell of horse manure on their bodies is still lingering. Today, they have to get a decent job task no matter what. They must not do any less business.

The four small strongman gathered, and now the question is here, who will wake up the leader Bai Lu? Facing Zhuge Dafu's inquiring eyes, the mentally retarded trio shook his head like a rattle, their beautiful life has just begun

Three trash, Xiaobai is not a tiger, what are you afraid of? Zhuge Dafu sent out a group of ridicule, then strode to the Bailu tent, took a deep breath, stood for two minutes, turned around coolly, and we were rock-paper-scissors.

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The four people formed a circle, black and white, and the four palms were stretched out at the same time, which made the visual sense like two bear paws and two chicken feet. Three white and one black. Li Ma, who stood out, jumped up and was ecstatic: I won, I won.

Zhuge Dafu stepped forward and patted Li Mabi on the shoulder: Mabi, congratulations on winning the opportunity to wake up Xiaobai.

roll!

Do you have any opinions?

Zhuge Dafu jumped back lightly and retreated to the middle of the two barbarian bears. The three of them stared at Li Mabi together, ready to rub their hands. Li Mabi's face twitched, and he was so aggrieved that he was about to cry: You bully people.

Zhuge Dafu hugged his shoulders with his hands and said quietly: If you go to wake up Xiaobai, you may be beaten to death by him. If you don’t go, we will beat you to death now, you can choose yourself.

Li Ma must not want to die so quickly, so he walked to Bailu's tent timidly and shouted timidly, Xiaobai, get up.

Stone cow enters the sea

Zhuge Dafu looked dark: Xiaobai likes to stay in bed, even if you call him a broken throat, it will be useless. Have you seen Teacher Ye before, how did Xiaobai get up?

Li Mabi put his heart on, lifted the tent, put his hand into the quilt, pulled it hard, and then ran away. Bai Lu screamed angrily, jumped out of the tent in flowery shorts, and had a little face: Bastard! Who pulled my leg hair?

The old god onlookers were standing still, pointing at Li Mabi who was running away. The white deer's eyes flashed with fierce light, and he said in a deep voice: Those who pull out my white deer's legs and hair will be killed even if they are far away. He jumped up and rushed towards Li Mabi who was running away. Mabi, stop me.

Bai Lu ran like a small motor with her legs, and soon caught up with Li Mabi who was in a panic and scolded: "You dare to pull my legs, kick you to death, kick you to death."

Hero, please spare your life.

If it is useful to spare your life, what do you need to do if the police are? Kick you to death, kick you to death

The day of chaos and vitality began. After breakfast, the five people arrived at the student guild at around 7 o'clock. The guild had not opened yet, but there were already many students waiting.

At eight o'clock, as soon as the guild opened, Bai Lu and others rushed into the guild with a large group of early birds. Soon, they got a job at the Student Street Health Center.

Health center?

Could it be the evil health care? What should I do? I am so handsome and the shiny technicians will definitely rush to see me. Should I accept it happily? Or resist before accepting it?

The five people came to the health center on Student Street. Bai Lu's thoughts quickly dissipated. This is a regular health care center with business projects including massage, scraping, acupuncture, foot soaking, and medicinal food.

Work began, Xiong Daxiong Er was sent to the backyard to do physical work, and two weak chickens were arranged to organize medicinal materials for medicinal meals at the front desk. Bai Lu's job was the easiest, and the boss asked him to be the lucky cat at the door.

Boss, do you want to come in and have a massage?

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Bai Lu stood at the door with a smile on her face, and was very responsible for attracting business. A little old man walked out of the door after scraping the sha. He also enthusiastically said goodbye to others: Uncle, remember to come again next time.

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During the day, the student street was like a haunted and had no business to recruit for a long time. Bai Lu returned to the store and lay on the counter to watch Zhuge Dafu and Li Mabi share the medicine.

Zhuge Dafu opened a cloth bag, took a look, exclaimed, and said curiously: What kind of medicine is this? The bag has no medicine name card.

I took a look. Li Mabi pulled the cloth bag and looked carefully, frowned, and said uncertainly: It should be a tonic, I seem to have seen it in my father's room.

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Li Mabi took out a ball and put it in his hand to crush it. It looked a bit like grass chips. After smelling it, he could smell the faint smell of grass. Without thinking, he picked up a pair and put it in his mouth to eat it.

Bai Lu widened her eyes and screamed: Why do you stuff it into your mouth when you catch something? Are you not afraid of death?

Li Mabi said indifferently: You are so stupid! These are all medicinal medicines, and they are tonics. How can you kill people?

By the way, how does it taste?

Li Ma must smash his mouth and savor it carefully: It's bitter, but after chewing it for a while, I feel a little sweet. Do you want to do it a little?

don't want.

Then I'll make up for it myself.

Zhuge Dafu curled his lips: Be careful not to make up for your life.

At this moment, the boss came to get the medicinal materials. Zhuge Dafu pointed to the cloth bag and asked: Boss, what medicine is contained in this bag? There is no medicine name card inside.

The boss glanced at it and said with a blank expression: This is the dark horse.

Dark horse connection?

The boss smiled and explained: Do you know the dark horse's shit? Be careful not to mix with other medicinal herbs, this is used for tinea pedicure.

Li Mabi retching with a dry retard, and instantly looked poisonous, he covered his mouth and rushed outside the store, and began to vomit.

The boss showed a hint of worry: What's wrong with him?

Bai Lu has a tiger's face: He is allergic to horse feces.

Is he okay?

Zhuge Dafu shrugged: It’s just a minor allergy, so nothing should be done. By the way, boss, is horse manure poisonous?

No.

Li Mabi vomited for a while and came back. Except for his pale face, he looked nothing wrong. The boss left with confidence. Bai Lu and Zhuge Dafu couldn't help laughing. He grabbed the thing and stuffed it into his mouth. Is something wrong?

Ma Bi, does horse manure taste sour and refreshing?

Li Mabi's expression changed when he heard this, and he turned around and ran out to vomit. He vomited until his legs were weak before he came back. Bai Lu poured him a glass of water.

Don't eat randomly in the future.

Zhuge Dafu sincerely said: Thank you, Ma Bi, I almost touched the horse manure just now, but fortunately you can try it for me first.

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Fortunately, the horse manure is not poisonous. Li Ma, who ate the horse manure, must have vomited and had no ejaculation. He was not seriously injured. He even had a look of stool on his face all day long. Of course, he really ate it.
Chapter completed!
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