Chapter Three Hundred and Fourteen: Overcome
Bai Lu was beaten into a panda's eye again, which is the end of a good man not fighting with a woman.
Women just like to make a fuss, but they were just looked at their butts, but Alyssa chased him and teared him up for two miles as if she had met an enemy who killed her father. Sometimes women are really an unreasonable creature.
Fortunately, Alyssa is not a conservative and old-fashioned woman. She did not commit suicide because she was seen by a man, nor did she hold the man's collar and cry and ask for responsibility. Now it is an era where she doesn't get married after going to bed. The era of being responsible after looking at her butt no longer exists.
In that era when you have to take responsibility after looking at your butt, a man can only marry ten or eight wives at once if he rushes into the women's bathroom. Now, no matter what he sees, he will only be beaten to death in the bathroom.
Life is so lonely as snow.
In the spacious wooden house, the teachers and students of the Central 6th Military School were busy making fires and cooking. Bai Lu sat in the corner with nothing, enjoying the treatment of the eldest master who was wearing clothes and reaching out to eat.
Ten minutes ago, Bai Lu volunteered to make the fire, but accidentally knocked over an oil lamp and burned Erjeff's pants. Fortunately, the fire was put out in time, Erjeff's beloved butt was probably only mature.
Erjeff is a broad-minded person. Even if he was burned, he would not blame Bai Lu. If it were the irritable Shuvsky, it might have been a bloody storm at this time. After the little turtle had the potential to be an arsonist, the leader Arnold gave the order decisively, so he asked the little arsonist not to do anything, just wait for the meal to go out and not make a fuss.
White deer is like a magic box. Every time you open it, you will get surprises or frightened. It is too testing the heart's ability to withstand it.
Prajna with the left hand, evil with the right hand, he is a monster with an angel and a demon. He just drove a helicopter to save thirty-two people, and the next moment he could torture the rescued person half dead. He just saved the beauty just now, and the next moment he was a hero to save the beauty.
This is the white deer, as quiet as an angel, as moving as a devil.
Bai Lu Bai was bored and pulled out the sword of King Ba, and swung the sword. A piece of animal skin on the wall was cut open, but there was no sound. Arnold, who was cutting the material beside him, widened his eyes, and cut the skin without any sound, indicating that he did not scratch the wood behind the skin.
Such sword-using skills can be called superb. Both degree, vision and judgment are indispensable. In addition, precise control is required, which is not something that people who have practiced swords for many years cannot do.
Arnold spoke with one word in Xingluo: "Swordsmanship, have you practiced?"
"Um."
"clever."
Bai Lu raised her little face and said proudly: "I can cut off your belt but not your pants. Do you believe it?"
"real?"
"certainly."
"Ejeff, come here."
Erjeff came over with his head scratching his head: "What's wrong?"
"Go away!"
The white deer turned around and pulled his sword and swung it away, and the black shadow swept. Erjeff's belt broke, and the thick fluffy military pants slipped down his ankles, revealing the strawberry warm pants inside.
Although Bai Lu's swordsmanship is amazing, Erjeff's thermal pants are even more amazing. Everyone burst into laughter. Shuvsky whistled and ridiculed: "Ejeff, are you wearing your wife's thermal pants?"
Erjeff hurriedly pulled up his pants and said embarrassedly: "Boy, why are you cutting off my belt?"
"I'll ask if you're powerful?"
“¬_¬”
Bai Lu looked like a master's lonely face: "This is a unique skill I have mastered after cutting off countless belts."
Erjeff said depressedly: "Why are you practicing cutting off other people's belts?"
Bai Lu glanced at Alyssa who was cooking and said quietly: "Because there is a kind of woman who is unwilling to take off her pants obediently."
“¬_¬”
Arnold clapped his hands and liked: "Awesome."
"It's too much." Bai Lu smiled proudly: "This is the third time I've practiced on a living person. My hands are a little shaking, but I still did it in one go, much better than the first two."
Erjeff asked more, "What's wrong with the first two?"
"It's nothing, I just cut my bladder."
“⊙_⊙”
"Don't play anymore, come here to have a meal." Alyssa said angrily, "Little Turtle, stop making trouble, eat."
"oh."
White deer walked to the campfire with a sword in her arms, and Alyssa frowned and said, "Why are you holding a sword in her arms for dinner?"
"I am a swordsman, and the sword is my life." Bai Lu snorted coldly and said coolly: "It is impossible for me to put down the sword."
Alyssa picked up the big iron spoon and said coldly: "Are you sure?"
A real man can bend and stretch. If he touches the butt of a beautiful woman, he must first be able to endure the humiliation under his crotch. Bai Lu obediently put down the sword of kings and dominates beef porridge in his hand.
After dinner, Arnold, who was about to watch at night, went to bed first. The four male teachers sat in a circle and took out three game cards. This was their regular entertainment program after meals every day. Bai Lu sat next to them with great enthusiasm. After many observations, he had already learned how to play in secret.
"Teacher Erjeff, do you want to play cards?"
"Yes."
"I play, I play, too."
"Do you do?"
"I see you have learned a little after playing for so long."
Learn a little? There is nothing more interesting than bullying a cute little rookie. A faint insidious sensation overflowed from the corner of Erjeff's mouth, and he laughed and said, "If you lose, you will be punished."
"I know."
"Our previous punishment was too light, we have to change it today."
Bai Lu deeply agreed: "I think so."
"You also think the punishment for dripping cold water into your back is too light?"
"yes."
"Then do you think the person who loses is better to punish?"
"Let's play bigger." Bai Lu had a tiger's face: "How about the lost chopping bird?"
“⊙_⊙”
Erjeff was choked and coughed. The other three teachers could understand Xingluo's words a little. They were so scared that they were sweating in their foreheads. Is it too cruel to chop birds? This is also too much fun.
Bai Lu frowned and thoughtfully said, "But think about it, you can only play with bird chopping once, so we'd better give it a different punishment."
Nonsense, who can play with chopping birds twice? Erjeff twitched his mouth and echoed: "That's right, that's right."
"There are more fingers and toes, so if you lose, you can buy your fingers and toes."
“-_-!”
"Do you agree with my punishment?"
Bai Lu’s proposal for punishment is too cruel, only ghosts will agree. The final punishment they set is still the same rule, and cold water drips into their backs.
The water bowl was brought, and a bowl of water was full, and it was impossible to finish it. Bai Lu glanced at it and suggested to change to a larger bowl. The four big white bears agreed, and turned their heads and smiled sinisterly one by one. Little turtle, this is what you asked for.
After changing to a big bowl, the game began.
An hour later, the water in the big bowl was only one less. Bai Lu still had a leisurely expression without losing a game. The four big white bears were already trembling with coldness. They glanced at the big bowl and they were almost crying.
Damn, they were plotted.
Chapter completed!