Chapter three hundred and twentieth: catching turtle in the urn (6)
He was a shame all day long, and died at the same time. He was a little prince who had done his glorious and short life and died young. He was so sad.
“No more,”
“⊙_⊙”
The white deer who was frustrated was motionless, hum! A man should pretend to be dead and pretend to be determined without hesitation. If he doesn’t get up, he can’t get up. He is so willful and so backbone!
Alyssa arched her knees and said in a deep voice: "I count to three, one, two."
A real man can tolerate the world's inability to endure, so he can do the things that the world cannot do. Sometimes, compromise does not mean surrender. The white deer suddenly climbed up in a very round way. He just pretended to be dead and escaped. He stopped pretending to be a big-tailed wolf for the time being, otherwise he might be beaten as vivid as an abstract painting.
It is useless to pretend to be dead when encountering a polar bear, but if you encounter a human-shaped female white bear, it is very useful to pretend to be dead. At least it can make her stop attacking. Bai Lu rubbed her waist and hips that were kicked, and said aggrievedly: "Xiao Ai, you almost kicked me to death."
Alyssa rolled her eyes and looked at the scene of a disaster around her. She smiled bitterly without a doubt. She thought it was all right to know that this must be the little turtle's masterpiece.
She looks like an angel, bright eyes and white teeth, cute and cute. After wearing a furry coat, the coat seems to be from a female bandit? The white deer now looks like a short-legged guinea pig, and it doesn't look like an attacking power no matter how hard it looks.
But such a seemingly harmless little guinea pig did one thing after another, scaring away the giant bear, killing the giant wolf, flying a helicopter for a difficult flight, dragging a ship of people back from the God of Death, and now destroying a group of crazy bandits.
When they were surrounded by militants and now that Bai Lu was missing, for some reason, they silently sympathized with a group of militants in their hearts. Facts proved that their sympathy was not wrong.
Just look at the stupid look of the female bandit lying on the table in a large shape, you will know how miserable a group of militants were fabricated.
The little turtle is very lazy. In order to save trouble, the strategies he uses are often simple and crude, and often involves innocent melon-eating people. Therefore, as a pond fish, they also have a tragedy. Even the elk raised by innocent melon-eating people is not spared. It is too cruel.
Under the angel-like appearance, what is hidden is a cunning and insidious demon, which is Bai Lu, a thousand-year-old monster with a seventeen-year-old appearance.
If the White Deer is a dangerous wolf, in comparison, the children of their Central 6th Military School are simply harmless little lambs. Alyssa shook her head and came to her senses. She found that the White Deer had rushed to the red beauty again at some point.
Wolves eat meat when traveling thousands of miles apart, and dogs eat shit when traveling thousands of miles apart. Dogs can never change their food.
"What are you doing?"
Bai Lu turned around and looked at Alyssa with a cold face. Her two little hands took back from the red beauty's chest and said cutely: "I'm saving this sister."
"What's wrong with her?"
"She has difficulty breathing and her heartbeat is relatively weak. I am helping her with external chest pressure."
Alyssa glanced at the red beauty who was breathing slowly and said coldly: "Why can't I see that she has difficulty breathing?"
"Are you blind?" Bai Lu raised her little face and said with a tiger: "Didn't you notice that her chest is swollen?"
“-_-!”
"You can play while you're fine, don't interfere with my savings."
While playing, Alyssa bent down and grabbed Bai Lu's coat collar, dragged it away from the beautiful woman's side, and said in a bad voice: "To be honest, what happened?"
Bai Lu reluctantly glanced at the bar owner's wife and said perfunctorily: "I said before, you are all poisoned."
"Why are we poisoned?"
"You still need to ask?" Bai Lu curled her lips and said, "Of course it's because you are more unlucky."
“-_-!”
Bai Lu said seriously: "So many of you are crowded in a room, the air is not circulating, the fire is burning so strong that it causes insufficient oxygen supply. You are obviously poisoned by carbon dioxide. If I hadn't saved you, you would have died long ago."
"Do you think I'm stupid?" Alyssa grabbed Bai Lu and said indignantly: "Tell me quickly, why did you disappear mysteriously?"
Bai Lu's eyes became deeper and she said lightly: "A master is a master. Even if you just take a feces, it will give you a mysterious feeling."
“-_-!”
"I returned to the town after I pooped, and I found you were hostage by a group of bandits. I was as anxious as an ants on a hot pan. I originally wanted to find the three air force of the Sea and 6 to rescue you with planes and cannons, but I found that you were all poisoned." Bai Lu ran the train all over his mouth and continued to talk nonsense: "Then I went to the doctor's house to find some antidotes and finally saved you."
Alyssa's IQ is limited, and Bai Lu's half-true and half-false words made her shake a little. What a coincidence?
"What's going on with her?" Alyssa pointed to the dead pig on the chopping board, the poor Madame Medussa. "What did you do to her?"
"Nothing, I just searched her."
Alyssa couldn't help but burst out: "Can you search your body and look like that pussy?"
“¬_¬”
"You're almost ruining her."
Bai Lu subconsciously tightened her fox coat tightly and said heartlessly: "Anyway, she is not a good person."
Alyssa was speechless. Even though her IQ was limited, she knew that things were definitely not as light as Bai Lu said. Nearly two hundred people were silently poisoned and unconscious, but no one noticed it. This was really unusual.
I was unconscious before I noticed something strange. This is indeed very similar to carbon dioxide poisoning. However, if it were really carbon dioxide poisoning, I would have died long ago. Carbon dioxide poisoning cannot be saved by a single tube of cracking agent.
It was obviously not carbon dioxide poisoning, Alyssa sighed helplessly. The bandits were coming for Bai Lu, and he was the only one who knew about the whole story, but if he didn't want to say it, it would be hard to ask.
Bai Lu is a young master from a wealthy family. He has a special status and is definitely more unknown secrets than ordinary people.
Alyssa gave up on digging her roots, let go of Bai Lu's collar, and said in a muffled voice: "Okay, let's find a way to save people first."
"OK."
"Don't save the red-headed woman."
Bai Lu turned around and said timidly: "But her chest is swollen, and she will die if she doesn't save her."
“¬_¬”
"Ahem." An uncle with a beard sat up with difficulty and said hoarsely: "Can you give me some water? Thank you."
The uncle who woke up was the weird doctor in the town. He spoke with a strange tone. Bai Lu immediately poured a cup of hot water.
The doctor woke up, and the remaining more than a hundred poor people were all saved by him.
Chapter completed!