Chapter 562: Rainforest Fire
A lush forest was emitting thick fireworks.
Jiang Miaomiao and others stood on a river bank highland far away from the fire. Seeing a green rainforest swallowed by the fire, everyone felt mixed feelings. Fortunately, this rainforest was surrounded by water, and the fire would not spread further.
"Oh! It's such a sin."
“(¬_¬)”
Jiang Miaomiao's eyes were deep: "The fire is so big, it reminded me of a sentence, everyone's fire is high."
“(¬_¬)”
The three junior brothers looked at the elder brother with contempt. Who did the evil? They even made the fireworks high? It seemed that they had nothing to do with him.
"What are you watching me do?"
Dagang said contemptly: "Jiang Miaomiao, I find that you don't seem to have any awareness of being an arsonist?"
"Arsonist?" Jiang Miaomiao refused to admit his crime and shouted: "It is called arsonist who deliberately set fire. I didn't mean it. Also, this fire was originally a chance to extinguish it. If you just listened to my suggestion, work together to open the gate and release the water..."
"Let your mother go to the banana tree!" Da Gongbaku interrupted and cursed: "We are not like you, we have a lot of urine."
A Duo said helplessly: "The fire is no longer able to save it. We just need to keep it from spreading."
Jiang Miaomiao said regretfully: "Miss Aduo, if you are the first to take the lead in taking off your pants just now, they will definitely follow you and generously, and this fire may not have happened."
"(¬_¬)" A Duo rolled his eyes in shame and anger. When they found that the fire was too small, so why should wet a little urine to help? Besides, they were right by the river and even near water could not save the near fire. What else could they say?
Dagong sneered: "If it were in our Great Golden Empire, which was full of gold, burning a small forest would be enough for you to squat for three years."
The Kingdom of Xima also has forest laws, but the punishment is very light. Unless it is to burn down other people's private forest land, such as the valuable shrub forest in front of you, it is not a big deal to burn three or five acres. A Duo was surprised to hear this and said, "You will have to go to jail for three years if you burn such a little wood?"
Xiaogang replied: "It may be less than three years."
There was a roar of motorcycles behind. Two natives with spears drove a motorcycle and rushed over at lightning. They were warriors in the village and were responsible for protecting the village. They might have seen the flames and smoke, so they came to check...
The two natives drove very fast, and the brakes failed a little, almost loaded into the ditch, and finally stopped by the river. Jiang Miaomiao said quietly: "These two chicken heads are worthy of being warriors in the village. They are so fast that they are not afraid of death. A few days ago, the nephew of the chief had just climbed into the stream. Wouldn't they take it as a warning?"
"Why do you call them chicken heads?"
"They have a chicken feather in it, why don't they call the chicken's head?"
A Duo laughed and did not translate to the two confused natives. She just explained the cause of the fire to the two natives.
They had just caught fish by the river and were lucky. They caught three or five fish. They were grilling fish in the rainforest by the river. When Da Gong was waiting for people to get oil and salt, Jiang Miaomiao, who was watching the fire, went to find firewood. Later, the fire spread. They didn't have to hurry to save them...
Jiang Miaomiao and others were distinguished guests in the village, so the two "securities" naturally would not blame them for their fault. They just told them to watch them not let the fire spread, and then drove away on their motorcycles.
A Duo was tired of standing, sat on the ground and said in a pity: "I wonder when the fire will burn?"
Dagong said with great experience: "It won't be burned for long, it's already the end of its strength."
Jiang Miaomiao smiled and said, "We have a junior sister who likes to set fires very much. We have seen each other a lot."
Xiaogong also laughed and said, "When we were kids, we also caused a fire, and the master's butt was burned red."
“(⊙_⊙)”
A Duo was sweating all over. Who is this?
Da Gong looked at A Duo sitting on the wet grass and said with concern: "Miss A Duo, isn't the ground cold?"
"It's okay, I'm a little tired from standing."
Dagong said with great experience: "Women need to have children in the future, they must take good care of their butts."
“(¬_¬)”
He covered his mouth and smiled: "My junior brother has a lot of experience in this. He knows a lot about the butt. After all, he has touched the butts of thousands of women."
The quiet Xiaosi added: "I have touched a man."
“(⊙_⊙)”
A Duo was sweating heavily, glanced at the big attack with a black face, his eyes were full of suspicion. Is this a pervert?
Da Gong was so angry that he was embarrassed. In the huge village, all the young girls were out. There were no young girls at home in the village. The only young girls they could see were the young girls. A Duo was pretty and had a big butt. He was a little distracted because he didn't know the taste of meat in March, but if someone misunderstood that he was a pervert, then there would be no chance...
"Miss Aduo, don't listen to their nonsense."
Jiang Miaomiao knew Dagong's thoughts and didn't want him to eat grass by his nest. Suddenly, he said with emotion: "The water here is so clear that I can't help but think of Daming Lake and the beautiful Daming Lake."
“(⊙_⊙)”
The three junior brothers were silent in an instant. They were caught by the treacherous Jiang Miaomiao, who would never turn over. They threatened them with this every time. If it weren't for the friendship between classmates, they would really want to strangle Jiang Miaomiao to death and throw it into the river...
Two hours later, the sky gradually darkened and the fire still did not go out.
"It's getting dark, when will we stay?"
"Let's go back to have a meal first, and then come and guard?"
“Okay.”
Jiang Miaomiao and others returned to the village. This is a village that still does not close their households at night. They have a natural magic weapon to resist robbers and thieves, that is [poor]!
They returned to the house, and not long after, the cook who cooked them specially brought food, added a little coarse grain dumpling with meat, green vegetables, carrots, and a large plate of fried big beetles.
"What kind of beetle is this?" Da Gong looked at the big beetle that he had never eaten before and said suspiciously: "It looks like a dung beetle that has taken off his head and feet?"
“(¬_¬)”
After careful observation, Jiang Miaomiao nodded: "It seems like he is a dung beetle."
Dazhao twitched in the corner of his eyes: "I endure bamboo insects, bee pupae, and the dung bee pupae will be too much. Isn't this guy a shit eater?"
Xiao Si had a tiger face: "If we eat dung beetle, wouldn't it be like eating shit?"
“(¬_¬)”
Xiaogong said angrily: "You guy finally said something human, can't you say something nicer?"
Xiao Si blinked: "If we eat dung beetle, it's better to eat shit directly. Choose more noodles."
“(⊙_⊙)”
Jiang Miaomiao and others felt chills. What does it mean to choose more noodles? Chicken shit? Cow shit? Dog shit? Finally, it is human shit? Looking at a plate of insects suspected to be dung beetles, everyone lost their appetite. Each of them walked out of the house with two rice balls and continued to go back to guard their fire...
Chapter completed!