Chapter 5 The beauty is suffocating
Pledge with your body?
Lin Feng suddenly felt energetic. This girl was really sensible and so considerate.
However, he thought about it, sighed, and shook his head.
"Forget it. If I promise you, wouldn't I be the same as you? At that time, that guy Wang Dashan will naturally take advantage of me, so I won't let him succeed! If I'm right, the reason why you came here to pick me up is your uncle?" Lin Feng's eyes flashed with wise light, as if any conspiracy could not escape his eyes.
Han Lulu smiled and said, "Of course not. I volunteered to come. After all, I wanted to pick up my idol, my dear idol... Oh, my master hates it so much. I always make people say such shameful words, and I feel embarrassed!"
Han Lulu looked very disgusted, but Lin Feng was unmoved and said lightly: "Is that so? Then what will your uncle behave when you take the initiative to ask?"
Han Lulu was obviously a little disappointed. Her cute attack was useless in front of Lin Feng, which was too much of a blow to people.
She mumbled, looking reluctant, and said, "He is very happy and even made me dress up a little better, that's it."
"Is that right? I guessed it. That damn lewd poker pimped onto his niece, and it was so crazy! When I saw him later, I must let him taste the new methods I have studied in the past few years, so that he would die in an ecstasy, and life was worse than death!" Lin Feng gritted his teeth, and as soon as he finished speaking, a trace of movement suddenly came from the bushes.
Han Lulu was startled and hurriedly hid behind Lin Feng. It was rumored that there were many beasts in Yaowang Mountain, including tigers and wild wolves. Could it be that some beasts went down the mountain?
Lin Feng smiled coldly, kicked hard, and a rotten wood shot into the bushes.
With a scream, a man came out of the bushes. He looked like a middle-aged man in his forties, with a Mediterranean hairstyle and a dead branch and rotten leaves.
He was dressed very formally, wearing a suit and a famous brand, and obviously a person with status.
He was covering his butt, and the rotten wood shot his anus with extremely accurate accuracy, probably piercing into the rectum. The scene was so beautiful that it was suffocating.
When Han Lulu saw the man, her beautiful eyes immediately opened wide and couldn't help but exclaim: "Uncle, why is it you? Aren't you still on the way here?"
"On the way here? Haha, you're thinking too much, he should have been here for a while. When you called just now, his voice was a little strange, right?" Lin Feng said lightly, and Han Lulu finally realized.
"I remembered this when my uncle said this. My uncle's voice was indeed very strange, as if he was deliberately suppressing it. Could it be that he had been hiding in the bushes since then?" Han Lulu suddenly said the point, staring at Wang Dashan who was lying on the ground and humming. She finally had a new understanding of her uncle!
Lin Feng chuckled and said, "I am very pleased that you can figure it out so quickly. A slut, stop pretending, I have controlled my strength. If I haven't penetrated your pants, you can just pull it out."
Wang Dashan reached out and touched it back, grabbed one end of the wood, and pulled it out.
After pulling it out, his pants turned red, like an aunt.
Wang Dashan complained, got up from the ground, looked at Lin Feng pitifully, and said, "Senior Brother, you are too cruel. Have you forgotten that I have hemorrhoids. No matter how much you control your strength, I can't stand my hemorrhoids!"
"Hemorrhoids? Didn't I cure you? Oh, I understand. You must have not listened to me, and you were eating and drinking without any sip, right? You deserve it! It's best if you keep bleeding!" Lin Feng snorted, Wang Dashan looked bitter, took out a small porcelain bottle from his pocket, poured out a black pill, and drilled into the small bush.
It took about thirty seconds before he walked out of the little bushes. At this time, his complexion improved a lot, his blood stopped, and he was no longer so sluggish in walking.
"No, it's quite a bit better. I can refine Yiqing Pills, and it's not in vain for my teachings to you." Lin Feng said indifferently. Wang Dashan immediately looked happy and smiled into a chrysanthemum.
"Senior brother is apologized. My skills are not worth mentioning in front of you. I don't even deserve to carry my shoes! Lulu, I asked you to pick up your master. What did you do just now? You know how to look at people with tinted glasses. What's wrong with your master wearing? What's wrong with being ugly? He can buy your dad's company by selling a prescription! So, be a person, you need to have eyesight and have a big pattern... Oh my god, who kicks me?" Wang Dashan covered his butt. He finally stuffed Yiqing Pills into it to stop the bleeding. He almost broke out again by this kick.
"I'm kicking, do you have any objections? Grandma's, I haven't seen you for five years, and your courage is getting fatter and stronger. Just hide in the bushes and watch me laugh at you, but now you dare to tease me in front of me! Have you forgotten how I 'loved' you back then? Do you want to enjoy it again?" Lin Feng's face showed a cruel smile, and Wang Dashan's face turned pale and his head shook like a rattle.
"Senior brother, please calm down. I'm just kidding, there's nothing else, I swear! Lulu, take your master to the hotel quickly, and I'll arrive later!" Wang Dashan spoke to Lin Feng with a flattering look, and he was serious when he ordered Han Lulu, with a standard face.
Han Lulu looked at Wang Dashan with disgust, smiled at Lin Fengruo, and said, "Master, get in my car, I'll take you there."
As she was talking, she wanted to help Lin Feng carry his bag. When she carried it, she found that something was wrong. The bag didn't look big, why was it so heavy?
"I'll do it, you can't carry it." Lin Feng picked up his bag casually, and Wang Dashan immediately thought of something, with a happy look on his face.
"Senior brother, has Master passed on the treasure to you?"
Lin Feng gave him a blank look and said angrily: "Of course, if not passed to me, would he pass it to you?"
"No, no, no, senior brother, you are joking again. I am not capable of that treasure. Just activate it, at least I can get the true qi in the Qi Transformation Realm. I have worked hard for more than five years, but I don't even have a sense of qi. I guess it will be like this in my life in acupuncture. Fortunately, I can still use the medicine refining technique of our Yaowang Sect. I have saved some people in the past few years and accumulated some merits." When Wang Dashan said this, there was a faint golden light in his eyebrows.
A smile appeared on Lin Feng's mouth and said, "Growing melons and planting melons and planting beans and so on. The old man is willing to accept you. It is not your preference for your qualifications, but your kind heart. One life, two fortunes and three Feng Shui, four accumulations of good deeds and five readings. Merit is the great way, no worse than refining qi, you will understand it in the future."
Chapter completed!