It's very comfortable at night.

Nothing happened. The Qin army did not come to attack the city, and the people in the royal capital spent the night smoothly.

However, the next morning, for some reason, there was a strange smell in the air.

"Brother, I can't hold it in my arms!"

"It's not that I don't help you, but that I can't suppress it now, and I feel like my sphincter is about to explode."

"Awaiting the world!"

On the tower of the capital, for some reason, almost all the soldiers started to have stomachache at the same time.

Moreover, a powerful shit began to surge! Countless people ran wildly on the road, and they began to head towards the toilet, with speed exceeding the dust, like a meteor.

However, before these soldiers arrived at the toilet, they were more desperate! At the door of the toilet, the queue was extremely long, and even at a glance, making people very helpless.

The people in front began to curse at the toilet: "Brother, can you hurry up? So many people are lined up in the back."

"Yes, it's been half an hour since you went in. Even if we were a tough guy, we couldn't stand it."

"If you want me to tell me, you are a typical occupant of the pit and not shit."

"Don't make a noise. Do you think I want to squat in this pit and don't move? My legs are numb, but I still feel like I want to keep going forever."

"———" It's so fucking strange.

If you don’t have diarrhea, you will be fine, and the entire military camp will be in full swing.

It’s not that they didn’t think about going to other toilets, but that all the toilets in the royal capital are currently overcrowded.

Unexpectedly, I had to queue up if I was beaten to death! "No, I can't hold it in."

"So too, I need to find a place to solve it."

This is not the most excessive. It is not just the soldiers. It seems that everyone in the capital has diarrhea at this moment.

"I really saw a ghost. Why did all the people and soldiers in the city suffer from diarrhea overnight?"

In the Shu Palace, the Shu King paced anxiously on the ground. He had never expected that things would be like this now.

The sultry weather makes people want to throw their heavy armor to the ground, but the entire royal city is immersed in the stench.

This stinking smell made them breathless! Pills! However, the King of Shu could not order the city gate to be opened.

Because the Qin army led by Ying Ji and Sima Cuo were stationed outside the city and dragging it down was their only chance to turn the tables.

It is not the time for a decisive battle, and the troops in the royal city are not enough to fight the Qin army.

The Qin army was all elite, with sufficient supplies, clear-cut and consistent commands. They were not those mobs at all.

At this time, the battle between Kaicheng was simply fighting against the sky and had no chance of winning.

The King of Shu was panting heavily. In fact, his stomach was also broken. This morning, he couldn't help but run into the quilt.

At that time, her princess was sleeping soundly, and for no reason she felt a warm current on her head. She stuck out her tongue and licked it, and there was a smell.

She was so mean, and she was actually shot by Yituoxiang! The King of Shu was also holding back. He was now untidy and looked at the embarrassed ministers and asked angrily: "Have you found out the reason?"

After overnight, they had diarrhea throughout the whole process, but they didn’t even know why. Isn’t this ridiculous?

After a long time, a soldier finally came in and reported. He covered his butt and cried, "Your Majesty, I don't know who got a thousand knives, and laxatives were put into our well where we drank water!"

"————” Who did this?

The King of Shu suddenly became angry, and his tired eyes were filled with helplessness as an adult, and he suddenly wanted to cry.

With the enemy in front of him, all the soldiers in the city were suffering from diarrhea! Damn, at this critical moment, the Qin army actually used such despicable means, which was simply unconventional.

The ministers all looked expressionless, like zombies, all lowered their heads, not knowing what to say.

The King of Shu gasped and farted, but no minister dared to laugh at him. The King of Shu said excitedly: "Everyone has returned to his position. I think this is probably done by the Qin army, so don't let them notice something strange."

"Report~" Before the King of Shu finished speaking, a lengthened voice came, and then a soldier rushed and knelt on the ground: "King, no, the Qin army has entered!"

“Call in?

Where are the soldiers guarding the city?

How did the Qin army invade?”

The soldier cried and said, "Because of diarrhea, the city wall is empty. I don't know who opened the city gate and let the Qin army enter the city."

"———” Just failed like this?

The King of Shu is not afraid of failure, but it is too cowardly to fail like this! No one speaks, and everyone in the palace has numb faces and cold eyes.

"Everyone, welcome the enemy, welcome the enemy!"

The King of Shu shouted these two words bitterly, then gritted his teeth and instantly withered: "You guys first meet the enemy, I will go and shit!"

"———" It's like you are giving a passionate speech, but in an instant, it seems like you've told a joke, and the enthusiasm suddenly dissipated.

No one cares what the King of Shu is talking about.

Because it was not just the King of Shu, but everyone in the hall had unbearable abdominal pain at this time, and they wanted to solve it in court.

The King of Shu looked around and saw that there was no movement from everyone, and his face showed a ferocious expression. He had no choice.

On the streets of the royal capital, Qin troops have poured in in large numbers.

Because the soldiers of Shu Kingdom had diarrhea and were weak all over, there was no capital to resist at all. Wherever the Qin army went, it was massacre.

Ying Ji was naturally not polite. He attacked Shu Kingdom for nearly a month, and the old guy, the King of Shu, caused a lot of trouble to the Qin army.

According to the general's vengeful personality, he naturally had to ask for it all! So whenever he saw the soldiers of Shu Kingdom, regardless of their age, he would stretch his head and shrink his head and slaughter it directly to the Shu Palace.

The Shu Palace was in a mess, and some palace maids and ministers had no face at all, and even shitted in the court.

There is no way, it feels too strong, they can't pull it in their pants.

"Where is that old guy from King Shu?"

Ying Ji once again remembered the time when King Longmen Prime Minister, and the King of Shu was immediately resentful of Ying Si's domineering attitude.

Sima Cuo sneered: "I don't know where I went. I guess the King of Shu would not have expected it to break the city in this way."

It's so sinister! "I'll look for this general one by one, he will definitely not run far. I'll cut off the old guy's dog head himself!"

This idea is correct. According to what the king said in his heart, the efficacy of laxatives lasted for seven or eight hours, and the King of Shu was probably worried about diarrhea.

"Haha, what the general said is very much. I will lead the soldiers to search in person."

Sima left happily.
Chapter completed!