"I wish you to the king."

Seeing Ying Si appear, Wei Shu and Ji Hu quickly bent down to pay their respects.

"No need to be polite, get up."

Ying Si smiled slightly, walked into the room and sat down. The table was indeed what he liked to eat.

There are refreshing and delicious cold-smoked shredded potatoes, fat but not greasy roast lamb legs, crispy tenderloin, and fresh fish! Ying Si licked his lips and rubbed his hands, "Don't stand, sit down and eat together, I'm already hungry."

Picking up a pair of clean chopsticks, Ying Si ate the delicacies in big mouthfuls, feeling extremely satisfied.

"Oh, why don't you two eat?"

Ying Si Daqi, these two greedy ghosts usually don’t stand or sit, and they meet with food that is even more close to their own mothers.

But today, he can control himself! Ji Hu snuggled in Ying Si's arms, touched his stubble that had just broken out of the ground, and said sweetly: "Master King, these are all prepared by my sister and I for you, and we can't bear to eat them at all!"

While pouring wine for Ying Si, Wei Shu followed Ji Hu's words and continued: "Yes, yes, yes, you can eat more, your king."

Ying Si is not an easy person to satisfy, but he found that he felt a little satisfied after having two thrifty wives.

What does a person want to live a lifetime?

It’s nothing more than a harmonious family and a healthy parents! Although it’s hard to deal with state affairs, I feel the warmth of a harbor when I get home, and the most important thing is that my wife is like a cloud of beautiful women.

When he was in a good mood, he had a big appetite! Ying Si was unprepared and drank three pots of Qin wine, and even made the meal a mess, almost reaching the bottom.

After dinner, he didn't want to leave.

He was drunk and two more beauties smiled. How could such a wonderful night be wasted?

Of course, I have to do a stretching exercise! Ying Si hugged Ji Hu and kissed him. The movement was too big. Ji Hu finally pushed Ying Si away and explained: "Your Majesty, my relative is here!"

"————” Such a coincidence?

What month is the beginning of today, and when did Ji Hu's physiology become so irregular?

However, Ying Si did not force her, because there was Wei Shu in the room, and Wei Shu was the temptation of the demeanor of the great man.

"It's really disappointing!"

After burping, Ying Si pushed Ji Hu aside and was about to pounce on Wei Shu, but Wei Shu also refused and said, "Your Majesty, my relatives are here too today!"

Damn, have you agreed that my aunt will come one day?

Ying Si was awakened halfway through drunkenness. He patted his forehead and said, "Okay, okay, I'll go back to sleep."

I was in a good mood, but I was so angry that these two girls were smoking from the seven orifices.

He is not a person who is afraid of difficulties and dangers. The more difficult the road ahead is, the more it can inspire Ying Si's fighting spirit.

Today is not possible, and there is still a day! Come~day~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well, what's going on?

Ying Si rubbed his stomach, his facial expression was ferocious. At this moment, his stomach became more and more painful, as if more than a dozen earthworms were rolling around.

The severe colic hit his lower abdomen, shocking him! Could it be that he had suffered a stomachache?

Ying Si suddenly rang out. He ate all the delicacies in Wei Shu's room, but those two girls didn't eat anything?

He fell into a trap! But Ying Si couldn't figure out what these two dead girls were going to do, why were he scheming him?

After thinking about it, he still couldn't understand! But what Ying Si knew was that the dose of laxatives in the wine and food was quite large, otherwise he wouldn't have reacted so strongly.

Damn, no, it's about to gush out! Ying Si ran towards the toilet with his head in his arms, and then the sound of thousands of horses galloping from the toilet came from the toilet.

It's very rhythmic, as if a star is talking about b-box.

For a night, Ying Si sat on the toilet and didn't move. He was already changing towards the direction of living fossils.

The next day, Ying Si was not found in the entire New Palace.

Inside the toilet, there was a handsome and handsome king who looked up at the sky and kept screaming.

Although there was nothing in his stomach to pull, the idea of ​​trying to pull it forever has always been with him.

It was lingering for a long time! On the third day, Ying Si missed the agreed morning court.

In the toilet, the handsome and handsome king buried his face between his hands and struggled in pain.

Many court officials did not see Ying Si, but no one went to look for him, and instead felt relieved.

This is the case with the king. If you don’t go to court, you must have gone out to play. If you don’t want you to find it, it will be useless even if you find the ends of the world.

At the same night at the third o'clock in the evening, Wei Shu and Ji Hu appeared at the door of the toilet.

Ying Si was still sitting inside, thanks to his replacement toilet to a pump. If it were the previous squat pit style, his legs would have been wiped out long ago.

"Your Majesty, are you okay?"

It was Wei Shu's voice, with the joy of victory.

Ying Si almost pointed out the sound of a barking dog. His face was pale and powerless, but it did not prevent him from cursing: "You two stinky girls, how dare you plot against me!"

"A brief~" Wei Shu and Ji Hu both stuck out their tongues at the same time and said maliciously: "Master, you can't blame us for this."

"You can't blame me?

I'm almost squatting for three days, who are you going to blame?"

Wei Shu said in a slight sense: "Blame yourself, the king thinks about it, have you done something that I am sorry for my sister and I?"

Ying Si died and said stubbornly: "No, I have always been fair and just to you three."

"No?

The king didn't think carefully at first sight. It would be better for Ji Hu to remind the king, why should the flower dew be named after Mi Yue?"

That's it?

You women, don’t be jealous of everything. If you like it, I can change it to Wei Shu Hualu Water and Jihu Hualu Water.

But now, everything is too late! "Shu'er, Ji Hu, you torture me so much, I feel very heartbroken!"

Ying Si had a sad face.

"The king prefers Mi Yue, and my sister Ji Hu and I are also heartbroken."

The two of them stretched out outside the toilet and said comfortably: "Sister, I'm a little tired. Why don't we go back to sleep?"

"Okay, okay, sister, it's smelly here. I'm going to take a shower with cauliflower and take a fragrant smell!"

"———” Don't leave, stay and talk to me.

Ying Si suddenly understood what it felt like to be pressed down at Wuzhi Mountain for five hundred years. He just sat on the toilet for three days and was in pain.
Chapter completed!