Chapter 381 Who is a joke(1/2)
Under strange calm, everyone looked at Xu Guo’s team. What’s the matter with you?
"Boom..." A little sarcastic smile suddenly broke out, "Is this Xu Guo so poor?"
Xu Guo's team was unmoved, and there were only two main ministers around Xiao Hao: Prime Minister Lan Hai and Xiao Yuantang of the Ministry of Commerce; the rest were some necessary middle and low-level officials.
"Xuguo, Your Majesty Dewu is here!" A minister who was only seventeen or eighteen years old walked in front and spoke loudly. His voice was loud and imposing. However, compared to the three countries just now, he was somewhat less powerful because there was no huge scene to support him.
"Haha, Your Majesty Xu Kingdom, what's wrong with you?" The first person to speak was from Wu Kingdom. Sun Peng, General Tiance of Wu Kingdom, expressed everyone's voice as soon as he opened his mouth.
"Yes, yes, Your Majesty of Xuguo, are you going to cry for poverty? I still have a liang of gold in my pocket, so I'll give it to you!" With the lead, it doesn't matter to the rest. Some people from the Miscellaneous Family began to mock the current Xuguo and Miscellaneous Family, but they were still alive.
Xiao Hao rode on the horse and looked around with a sarcastic look. But he didn't speak.
However, Xiao Hao did not speak, but the minister next to him could not help but speak, "Xu Guo strictly follows etiquette and comes on time. What's so funny about you?"
Ga!
Everyone was stunned for a moment. Yes, although Xu Country is actually not as good as others, they came completely according to etiquette! What is etiquette? It is respect, morality, and the code of conduct formed by the human race for thousands of years! Xiao Hao's seemingly absurd behavior is actually the most popular! On the contrary, the other three countries make people feel that they are bullying and oppressing people; they are instinctively repelling.
Smart people immediately became a fond of Xu Guo; those who were not smart...why do you want him?
Since Xiao Hao took the initiative to ask the four countries to meet, of course it has a purpose! Otherwise, why are we going to meet?
Xiao Hao's team moved slowly forward, but the smart people looked at Xiao Hao and his group with respect. Observing etiquette itself is an act of respecting others. In the eyes of truly smart people, Xiao Hao's team is the most magnificent! Because Xiao Hao carries invisible things, a kind of persistence, a kind of morality, and a kind of personality!
Crazy... Crazy... Xiao Hao's team continued to move forward, there was a wide square where everyone would meet.
Xiao Hao was the last one to arrive at the square on the ground. At this time, Xiao Hao and Xu Guo stood in the east; Xiao Hao looked at the sky with his head held high, "Everyone, it's just past noon, but unfortunately you didn't arrive on time. You are late!"
A simple sentence, no magical power is needed; but this sentence immediately caused countless ridicule, but this time the ridicule was not facing Xiao Hao, but people facing the sky. Yes, the three imperial delegations were the first to arrive at the "outside" of the venue, but did not arrive at the "inside" of the venue on time; you see how interesting this matter is!
"Hmph!" Angry snorted from the sky, and it was Sun Peng, the general of Wu Kingdom. Over the years, Wu Kingdom and Xu Kingdom have had a lot of friction. The military staff system established by Xu Kingdom has lost a great foothold in the military; many countries have followed suit, and the result is of course a serious impact on the military. Most of the military and military families have been able to escape from the control of the military and be won over by the rest of the countries. On the battlefield, Xu Kingdom and Wu Kingdom have confronted each other many times, and the friction has continued.
"Haha..." Xiao Hao smiled, smiling but looking at the sky dangerously. "Everyone said that he was late and punished himself for three cups. I have prepared fine wine for you."
"Haha..." Countless ridicule came. Xiao Hao dispelled the grand momentum of the other three parties in just a few words. Of course, everyone also understood. In other words, Xiao Hao was qualified to say that this sentence was not as powerful as the Xu Kingdom, and Xiao Hao did not dare to say this sentence.
"Okay! Xu Guo's fine wine, come." Li Ziyu actually flew down in person, and only brought a dozen people around him. After landing on the ground, Li Ziyu was generous, "Sorry, everyone. I'm late. I'm willing to punish myself for three cups!
Here comes the fine wine of Xuguo!”
"Okay!" Li Ziyu's behavior immediately received countless cheers.
Xiao Hao looked at the other party and his eyes narrowed slightly. Li Ziyu is really not simple! He can hold it up and put it down. After making any mistakes, he apologized in front of the whole world! This is an emperor!
Similarly, Li Ziyu also looked at Xiao Hao. The two started to contact each other since they entered the Central Plains. At that time, the two sides had a little sympathy. In fact, others didn't know. Li Ziyu was curious about Xiao Hao at the beginning: In one sentence, he killed a prime minister and destroyed part of the layout of the miscellaneous family; just one sentence, that's all!
Now that he faces Xiao Hao faces to face again, Li Ziyu still puts some pressure on him! Not to mention the series of changes and reforms of Xu Kingdom, not to mention the losses suffered by Feng Kingdom in the process of "chasing", just talking about the current situation, a simple meeting can make Xiao Hao win over the "heart" of the Central Plains. This alone is enough to make Li Ziyu beware. Xiao Hao's grasp of the political environment and people's hearts, etc., makes the pretentious Li Ziyu a little "shocked".
After taking the fine wine, Li Ziyu drank three glasses in a row, "Good wine! Haha..."
Seeing that the two largest countries, the East and the West, landed, the two countries in the north and the South had to come down with shame; but this time, the backwardness made the two countries look bad in appearance! Since the face is not good in appearance, of course, we have to regain our face.
An official from Zhou State stepped forward: "Foreign ministers, Honglu Temple, Lan Yonghua, have met His Majesty Xu State.
Your Majesty, I heard that diplomacy should not fall into national prestige. Why is Your Majesty so shabby?"
Khan, this sentence made many people stunned. Are you diplomatic? Just say that they are shabby? Some people from Xu Kingdom, including those who come here to conduct business, glared at the diplomats of Zhou Kingdom.
Now, Xu State no longer needs the establishment of the Honglu Temple, but directly set up the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, which is located under the Shangshu Province in the Blue Ocean. The direct person in charge of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is Pushe Wang Qian, who was the first disciple of Bo Shengcong, Jiangzhou.
At this moment, after getting Xiao Hao's approval, Wang Qian took a step forward, "Wang Qian from Xuguo Foreign Ministry met Lord Lan of the Honglu Temple.
What the adults said is not wrong, but I think that a country’s true reputation cannot be expressed by the surface. A real reputation is displayed in the comprehensive strength of a country. Behind us is the support of the entire Xu Kingdom, which is our greatest majesty!”
"Isn't it because I'm so scared that I dare not come out? Haha..." Lan Yonghua laughed proudly.
"Yes!" Wang Qian actually turned the conversation directly, and without waiting for everyone to react, he continued to speak with a smile. "We are afraid, afraid to scare you away!"
"Haha, I'm afraid of scaring us away? Just a Xu Kingdom, what's worth scaring of?" Lan Yonghua was ambitious and was definitely a qualified diplomat, and his momentum was extraordinary. Unfortunately, he met Xu Kingdom who didn't play according to common sense!
I saw Wang Gan shook his head with a smile, "90% of your Zhou salt is sold by our Xu Kingdom. As long as our Majesty gives the order, your Zhou Kingdom will immediately shake, or even shake, and most of you will not be able to eat salt.
The steel output of our Xu Kingdom is more than a thousand times that of your Zhou Kingdom. Thirty percent of the steel you use of weapons needs to be purchased from our Xu Kingdom. Our steel can already be used to pave the road. Last year, the total mileage of the Xu Kingdom Railway exceeded 5 million miles, and many of them were four lanes.
The area of our country of Xu is 12 times that of you, and the population is 15 times that of you; our Ziqi Dongsheng master is 20 times that of you! The enrollment rate of our entire nation is almost 100%, and you only have an enrollment rate of less than 2%. The price of our fortune coins is three times that of you, and the total wealth of our country is more than 50 times that of you.
All of our civilians are very happy. They are free, rich, fighting spirit, direction of hard work and ideals in life.
Our Xu Kingdom governs the country according to law, governs people with Mo, and gathers the thoughts of the nine craftsmen in the world to educate descendants. There are hundreds of craftsmen in the world. But Xu Kingdom has three hundred and sixty craftsmen!
This is our country of Xu!
So, what about you?"
Jing! Jing is terrible! Lan Yonghua wants to refute and cheer himself up, but he doesn't know how to speak.
The other party's tone of speech was very plain, very plain, as plain as water! He did not shout at the top of his throat, nor did he stubbornly stubbornly; but what the other party said made everyone unable to speak. In his faint words, an absolute confidence! Absolute pride!
Not to mention Zhou State, even Wu State, Feng State has nothing to say.
However, diplomats are diplomats, which is unreasonable in this regard. Then avoid the important ones! Lan Yonghua had a stuttering on his neck, "Haha. I didn't expect Xu Guo to be so rich. But since you are so rich, why is the team still so shabby? You are too stingy! Your stinginess has attracted worldwide attention. You can imagine how your country is in your country."
Swish! Everyone turned their eyes to Xiao Hao. Yes, you are too stingy. You, an emperor, are so stingy with yourself. What else can you do to others? You will probably be very harsh!
"No, you don't understand!" Wang Gan shook his head, like an old man educating his younger generation, "You have never only yourself but no one else in your eyes. But I want to tell you, you are wrong! You are not showing your dignity, but corroding the country, and being borers!
Let me tell you a data. We calculated it. To show a team like you, it will cost a full million fortune coins! What is this million fortune coins? If it is exchanged for silver, it will be enough for all the adults in our Xu Kingdom to get one or two silver! What a huge wealth this is. Why not do it with so much money? Why do you have to waste it in vain!
Just when you show your so-called majesty, Your Majesty has allocated millions of shipping coins to prepare for the construction of the second railway that looks at the east and west, and has started construction. As long as this railway is completed, it can bring at least 500,000 shipping coins to Xuguo every year, and the capital can be recovered in two years, and the operating time of this railway will last for about a hundred years.
Have you seen it? This is the real majesty! A railway can transport us tens of millions of soldiers to 1,500 miles a day!
In fact, we have known for a long time that your domestic finances are not abundant, so this meeting is also about to continue to consume your national and financial resources. As a result, you really did this!
Tsk tsk…”
"Okay, let's talk less nonsense, tell me what to call our Three Kingdoms to do!" At the critical moment, General Sun Peng of Wu Kingdom took action. Yes, at this time, Zhou Kingdom and Wu Kingdom were allies, natural allies! Both families were sandwiched between two giants, Xu Kingdom and Feng Kingdom, and were attacked from both sides. This was a bad feeling.
"It's very simple!" Lan Hai took a step forward at this time, "In order to prevent the world from being miserable, to preserve the power of the human race, and to protect everyone's interests. Our Xu Kingdom proposed, how about your three kingdoms merged into Xu Kingdom?"
What! What did you say?
Everyone looked at the Blue Ocean, are you sure you didn’t dream! Not to mention the representatives of the Three Kingdoms, even the ordinary audience around you are a little incredible. Are you sure this is something that comes from the mouth of a prime minister? Are you sure this is not a daydream?
"Haha... I heard the funnyest jokes in the world!" Many people in the Three Kingdoms burst into laughter.
"So. Do you want to reject our Xu Kingdom's kindness?" Lan Hai smiled, but everyone could feel the fierce murderous intent here.
"Your Majesty Xiao is really brave!" Li Ziyu spoke at this time, "Are Your Majesty Xiao confident that he would wipe out all our three countries in one breath? That's so much looking forward to it.
Or does His Majesty Xiao Hao have the ability to go to war with us at the same time?"
"Oh..." Lan Hai shook his head, "Everyone, the world is chaotic, and the people are suffering. Why can't we give everyone a peaceful environment? Is there anything better than Xu Country today? As far as I know now, no country is more clear and the people are happier than Xu Country's politics.
Do you want to let go of the rights in your hands? You ignore the lives and death of the common people for your own enjoyment?"
Look at others, it can be linked to the country and the world in a few words. This prime minister is not something that ordinary people can do.
"Why didn't your country of Xu be incorporated into my country of Feng?" Li Ziyu would not give in.
Lan Hai immediately spoke: "There are three reasons!
First, Fengguo has always been learning from our Xuguo, and he often suffers losses. Obviously, you can’t even be a good student, so how can you create a better future?
Second, the Zajia and Li Zongfajia sell the interests of the human race for their own interests. This is a criminal record, and it is still banned!
Third, Xu Guo has the capacity tolerate people, but you... don't! This is obvious to all!"
"Just talk nonsense!" Li Ziyu was furious, and he was an emperor after all. He immediately learned about Xu Kingdom and Xiao Hao's sinister intentions! At this time, when Feng Kingdom was dismantled from the psychological level, he must not let Xu Kingdom continue to "Just talk nonsense", otherwise Feng Kingdom would really face serious threats!
"I'm just talking nonsense? The foreign minister asks you. Where is the frankness? Please point it out." Lan Hai looked respectful, but in fact he was forcing the other party.
"First point, our Fengguo is booming and has never suffered a loss!"
"We control 90% of the salt in your country. With just one order, you will be short of salt in your country! And 80% of the profits in this area are obtained by us. What is this example?"
"Hmph. You are providing us with cheap salt, of course we welcome you; if you dare to do anything, ban all the merchants in Xu Country immediately!" Li Ziyu was absolutely uncompromising in this regard, and even showed a fierce look.
"Okay, let me talk about the second point. Why do Feng Kingdom often have all kinds of uprisings in suffering, but our Xu Kingdom does not?" Lan Hai continued to sneer.
Suddenly, Li Ziyu looked at Lan Hai and Xiao Hao, his eyes flashing fiercely! People's uprising? It's not a good thing that your Xu Kingdom did! But of course such a thing cannot be said publicly, otherwise everyone knows that Feng Kingdom is not as good as Xu Kingdom. You have been played by Xu Kingdom. You can't say it out, but there is anger! Although the two had a good relationship before, it was only before! Now, all the emperors are born to be incompatible.
However, the current question still needs to be answered, and it is a pun: "Some people are not satisfied and always want to get something for nothing!"
"Is that true? Tsk tsk, why is there no Xu Kingdom? Everyone in Xu Kingdom knows that as long as you work hard, you will inevitably receive goods! And so far, no problems have occurred, and no rebellion or dissatisfaction has occurred. Instead, many people are competing to contribute and contribute their own strength.
Could it be that the people in Fengguo and Xuguo are different?
Well...yes, one is the thoughts of the French and Li Zong Lejia, and the other is the thoughts of the French and Han Zong Lejia and Mohist schools!”
Well, the scope of the leadership is getting wider and wider, and for a moment, it actually involves the struggle between genres. In fact, in such a world, this is not only a struggle between the country, but also a struggle between genres, and more of a battle of luck!
However, Lan Hai's words were almost cursing people naked, which made many people from the Miscellaneous School and the Li Zongfa Legalists angry; of course, Li Ziyu was also angry, and this sentence was simply a heart-wrenching word. It has begun to rise to the most cruel war in Dongsheng Shenzhou. The sect dispute between the sects was similar to the religious war! In the short-lived Qin State, there were even cases of burning books and burying scholars because of the sect dispute, which was even more cruel than the religious dispute!
Now, Lan Hai once again mentioned such a topic, which made many elderly people start to be alert! The cruelty of the genre dispute is unimaginable!
Li Ziyu suddenly looked at Xiao Hao who was calm and gentle: "Xiao Hao. Is this your idea? Or is your prime minister talking nonsense? Do you know what this means?"
"What I mean!" Xiao Hao suddenly stood up at this time, and then slowly flew into the air, "It's what I mean, and it's what the world is all about! The miscellaneous family betrays the interests of the human race in exchange for their own interests, which is hard tolerate! Today, I said in front of the whole world:
Either you three countries take the initiative to surrender and rectify their own schools according to the will of the people; or let us capture the country of Xu! But if we are asked to dispatch troops, we will never stop. For those of you who only care about your own interests and ignore the interests of others, I can only say that you should not continue to exist!
At that time, all kinds of thoughts in the world were thinking about the human race, but now many schools have forgotten the will of our ancestors. You have chosen to continue to be selfish. Your existence can no longer lead the human race to continue moving forward. However, in your past contributions to the human race, you can allow you to continue to exist, but you must accept change!"
To be continued...