Hearing Bi Feiyu's voice in the room, Jimmy chuckled and shouted inside, "Old Bi, I knew you were behind the door."
At this time, Qu Aiguo and the others also followed. Jimmy said to Qu Aiguo and the others, "Young men, whoever of you can open this door today, I will reward you heavily."
Qu Aiguo patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Brother Ji, we'll take care of it."
After that, Qu Aiguo took Lu Xi and others to knock on the door.
As soon as the door was knocked open by them, Yu Hua inside started shouting, "Qu Aiguo, you've got a lot of courage, haven't you?"
Qu Aiguo said quickly, "Ah, Teacher Yu is inside, so don't hit me, don't hit me."
He said stop hitting it, but his actions became more fierce, banging the wooden door loudly. As he hit it, he shouted: "Stop hitting it, you guys stop hitting it."
Lu Xi also knocked on the door and said in cooperation, "Why are you still banging? Do you listen to Senior Brother Qu? Don't break the door of Teacher Yu's house. Teacher Yu should feel bad."
Jimmy said next to him, "This courtyard belongs to your teacher Yu's house, but this small building belongs to me. Just don't be afraid of bumping into it."
Yu Hua, Bi Feiyu and the others were standing against the door inside, all looking confused. If it wasn't Qu Aiguo and the others who knocked on the door, then who was banging on the door outside? The movement was not small. According to the situation, it was still
It's possible to knock the door down.
Bi Feiyu said quickly, "You bastards, be careful. Teacher Shi Tiesheng is inside. It doesn't matter if you break the door. Don't crush Teacher Shi Tiesheng underneath. Teacher Shi still wants to live a few more years and see this colorful world."
"
As soon as he said this, Qu Aiguo and the others really didn't dare to collide.
Qu Aiguo and the others don't know whether what Bi Feiyu said is true or not, but you can't bet on this thing, and according to the urine habits of Bi Feiyu, Yu Hua and the others, they really did such a thing. If they really want to do it,
They couldn't bear the responsibility for Shi Tiesheng's misfortune.
Jimmy also raised his eyebrows. He heard Yu Dong talk about this yesterday and thought Yu Dong was joking with him. Unexpectedly, Yu Hua and the others were serious about it.
He took a step forward and asked, "Tell me, how can we open the door?"
Yu Hua chuckled inside, "Push a few red envelopes in first, and let's weigh them."
It was easy to ask for red envelopes. Jimmy waved his hand and someone sent a stack of red envelopes to him. Jimmy took the red envelope and stuffed it through the crack of the door.
After receiving the red envelope, Yu Hua smiled and said, "It's quite sincere, but it's not that easy to open the door. Lao Ji, weren't you also a screenwriter before? You can also be considered a literary person. Write a poem for your wife."
"Yes, yes, this is no small matter." Jimmy confidently took another step forward and said loudly, "How much I love you, let me count them one by one. I love you as much as my heart can reach.
Profundity, breadth and height, just as I explore the existence of God in the dark and the profound grace..."
"Stop, stop, stop." Wang Xiaobo's voice came from inside, "Even if you are copying, you have to copy from an unknown person. You don't think that we don't know Mrs. Browning, do you?"
Yu Hua also said, "I just thought, why does this poem sound familiar to me? It turns out to be Mrs. Browning's."
Jimmy said with a smile, "Don't worry, I'm just sampling. The Romance of the Three Kingdoms can start with Yang Shen's poem, but I can't start with Mrs. Browning's poem?"
"Okay, okay, then you continue."
Jimmy nodded and continued, "There is always a road in the world that makes me feel embarrassed. I walk on it with the courage to move forward."
"Through the flowers and grass, through the jungle, at the end of the stream, there is a wooden house covered with morning glories."
"Boundless as far as the eye can see, just grass and sky"
"All the flowers and grass look at me together"
"Encouraging, encouraging"
"The girl from the wooden house came out, her skirt fluttering and her posture moving."
"..."
When Jimmy started to read the poem, Yu Dong and the others did not expect that it would take him ten minutes to finish reading. The general idea of ​​the poem was also very simple. It told that Jimmy walked through a forest and came to a sea of ​​flowers, and saw a man in a wooden house in the sea of ​​flowers.
Beautiful girls, they danced in the wind, enjoyed the beautiful sunshine, and experienced annoying wind and rain.
After Jimmy finished reading, Yu Hua couldn't wait to say, "Okay, okay, it's over. Come in quickly."
When Jimmy continued to read, Yu Hua and the others couldn't stand it. At first, the poem was relatively restrained, but later it became more straightforward and explicit, and even contained parts that were not suitable for children.
The door opened, and Shi Tiesheng was indeed placed behind the door.
Jimmy gave a thumbs up to Yu Hua and the others, "You guys are really good at getting Tie Sheng here."
"Don't be happy yet. The door outside is open, and there is still a level to pass upstairs."
Jimmy smiled and said, "Then let me read the poem just now in English again."
"Then don't say goodbye, hurry up."
"Hey, don't worry, look at me."
Jimmy went up with great confidence. Britney was sitting on the bed wearing a traditional Chinese dress. All the other female family members were standing next to her. As soon as Jimmy went up, he wanted to take his wife away, but Fu Jing and the others stopped him directly, "Don't worry.
, we have arranged some tests for you, and we will talk about it after you complete it."
"No problem, just come."
"The first test is thirty push-ups and forty squats."
When Jimmy heard about this test, he was dumbfounded. Fu Jing smiled and said, "Talent and wealth are all empty. The body is the most important. You are so much older than us. Don't push your wheelchair in the future."
"
Jimmy quickly raised his hands and said, "Okay, okay, okay, I'll do it."
When Jimmy was about to do push-ups, Britney suddenly said in fluent Chinese, "Don't worry."
Jimmy was overjoyed and thought that his wife felt sorry for him, but he heard Britney continue, "Take off your clothes first. These clothes are custom-made and quite expensive. It's a shame if they get dirty."
This statement caused the whole room to burst into laughter, and Jimmy could only listen to her instructions, take off his clothes, and then start doing push-ups.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Although Jimmy is now over forty, he has been working out every day for the past two years and is in very good physical condition. Thirty push-ups and forty squats are no problem.
After the first test, they asked him to do leg raises for one minute and then sing Britney's famous song "Baby One More Time", and also had to sing the Chinese literal version.
Most English songs are translated directly into Chinese, and the lyrics are very embarrassing. This song is also the same, and it sounds very strange when translated into Chinese. In addition, Jimmy sings out of tune, which makes it even weirder.
After Jimmy finished singing the song breathlessly, he went through a series of physical tests, and finally Jimmy completed the task.
While Jimmy was doing this, the lobby of Luoyuan was already open. After he finished doing this, he served tea to the elders, and then he had to carry Britney downstairs and then through Luoyuan to the door to get in the car.
The bride's feet cannot touch the ground.
Originally, carrying the bride on his back was not a big deal, but now that Jimmy had gone through several rounds of physical training, his physical strength had been exhausted, which greatly increased the difficulty of this task.
Jimmy asked if he should be allowed to eat here before leaving.
Fu Jing said again, "Aren't you in a hurry to take your wife home now?"
Upon hearing this, Jimmy quickly picked up Britney and ran out. He didn't stop all the way, and ran to the door to put Britney in the car. Then he panted and said to Yu Dong, "I was hesitant before.
Don't wait two years before getting married. After all, Britney is still young. Now it seems that the decision to get married this year is the right one. I'm afraid I won't be able to withstand the hassle in the next two years. Getting married will be too tiring."
Yu Dong smiled and said, "Don't worry, today is less than half over. You will still be tired later. Go back and eat more and rest."
…
Not long after Jimmy's wedding car left Luoyuan, photos of him carrying Britney into the car were posted on the Internet. The surrounding area of ​​Luoyuan was open and there were no blockades, so it was normal for people to take photos.
The photo was first spread on Chinese websites, and then spread to European and American websites. Only then did people know that it was Britney who married Jimmy.
In fact, Jimmy's wedding invitation appeared two nights ago, and it was written as Ouyang Tiantian. At that time, everyone thought it was a Chinese woman.
【Is this photo real?】
[Britney is actually married?]
【Wearing red clothes like this means getting married?】
[Have you never seen Chinese movies and TV dramas? People wear this kind of clothes when they get married. 】
[Oh my god, how much older is James than Britney?]
[Is Jimmy very old? He looks only in his thirties.]
[It cannot be that he is in his thirties. I have read his screenwriting works twenty years ago, so he must be at least forty.]
[Oh, why did Britney marry a businessman? She should be with Boss Jia.]
[Do you know how much money Jimmy James has?]
【Is marriage just for money?】
[A rich and handsome man is not annoying, is he? I think it is good for them to get married.]
[Didn’t it say yesterday that Britney was going to sing for Jimmy James’ wedding? So, she was going to sing at her own wedding? 】
【Oh, no, I should have gone to the scene if I had known this was the case. 】
【And there is no ticket required for this performance.】
[Although there are no tickets for the performance, tickets are required to enter the deep space park. 】
[Tickets for the Deep Space Park only cost 30 points. What’s the difference between it and free? 】
[This is old news for you. Now the price of tickets to the Deep Space Park has increased, to 40 points per ticket. 】
[Forty points are not many. Buying a few books in Jinling or buying one or two movie tickets will give you 40 points. 】
[In fact, it’s no problem even if you don’t enter the park. The music hall is right next to it, and you can hear the performances outside. 】
[Yes, I heard that there is a special bus for watching performances in the parking lot opposite. 】
…
After the news of Jimmy and Britney's marriage spread, there were all kinds of comments from some people who were congratulatory, some who were not optimistic about it, and some who were rude.
The public relations team of Deep Space Company also controls the Internet, but it does not control it too much. After all, Britney is a popular female singer. Some male fans must have complained when they saw the goddess marrying someone else. As for whether she is married to someone else,
It makes no difference who gets married. Even if Britney marries Leonardo DiCaprio or another handsome young male star today, some people will still have opinions.
But no matter how many people have opinions, because of this news, the number of downloads of Britney's songs in the BenQ store and Motorola store suddenly skyrocketed.
Her popularity was not low before, but this time she was suddenly pushed to the top of various lists.
It took more than two hours to complete these data. You should know that it was midnight in North America at this time, not during the day. This shows how exaggerated the popularity of this news was.
…
By that evening, it was dawning in North America. After Jimmy and Britney's wedding, the performance at the entrance of the music hall also started.
The entire performance was broadcast live on the Yawei Yawei website, which has not yet been officially opened.
There is nothing on this website now. Users can log in directly with their own Dongdong account, or register another account. This step is open. However, after the user registers, he can’t see anything on the website, and there is nothing on the entire web page.
If you show them anything, it means there is a live broadcast, and they can only see it when they come in.
Different from previous live broadcasts, today’s live broadcast does not limit the number of people, no matter how many people can enter the website.
While the wedding was going on in the cafeteria, Jiang Jie and others were paying attention to the backend data of the Yawei Yawei website. There was still half an hour before the performance officially started, but hundreds of thousands of people had already poured into the live broadcast room.
, and the number of registered members of the website is also increasing. This morning, there were only more than 300,000 registered members of the website, and now there are more than 2 million registered members.
"Boss, why don't we go to the cafeteria to have a meal? Anyway, the server of Yawei Yawei is not on our side. If there is a problem, we can't solve it. We still have to rely on our colleagues in the United States." Standing Jiang Jie
said a young man next to him.
Jiang Jie rolled his eyes, "If you want to eat, go ahead and don't drag me along. This live broadcast of Yawei Yawei.com is very important. The website will be fully liberalized in a while. If we can get registered members this time,
If it is raised to tens of millions, then it is basically half the battle."
"Ten million, I don't think it's a big problem." The young man pushed up his glasses, "After the subsequent website is fully liberalized, netizens who want to watch the live broadcast will still have to go to the duck web."
"Don't be careless, keep an eye on it. I've asked Xiao Dai to go to the cafeteria to pack some food."
"Okay, as long as I'm with the boss, I'll be happy eating branyan vegetables."
"Don't flatter me."
…
At this time, the park is already crowded with people. Since there is no need to buy tickets for the performance, there will be security personnel responsible for maintaining order and arranging seats for everyone on a first-come, first-served basis.
Chapter completed!